Buddymoon Page #6

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IS ALL ABOUT, MAN?

WHAT NOTE?

DAVID, NO.

YOU CAN'T JUST LAUGH AND DANCE

THROUGH REAL LIFE SH*T.

THERE ARE REPERCUSSIONS.

AND YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING?

-WHAT?

-REMEMBER THAT NIGH IN GERMANY WHEN WE ME AND HAD THAT GREAT TIME

GOT ALL DRUNK OFF OF SCHNAPPS?

-YEAH.

-I DON'T.

I DON'T REMEMBER

MEETING YOU.

THAT IS THE GENESIS

OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, OKAY?

AND I DON'T REMEMBER

INVITING YOU TO AMERICA.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO GO

TO THE NEXT CAMPSITE

WITHOUT YOU.

CLEARLY YOU NEED

TO BE ALONE.

OKAY, YEAH,

I HOPE YOU GET THERE

WITHOUT A MAP.

IT'S HARD TO KEEP

THE RAIN CLOUDS OUT

WHEN THE WINDOWS

NEVER CLOSE:

AND THE HOUSE FEELS LIKE

A GRAVEYARD NOW:

LIKE THE FLOORBOARDS

HIDE THE BONES:

AND NOW I HAVE LOS YOUR FACE

AND SLIPS BETWEEN

MY FINGERS NOW:

AND ALL THE WORLD

IS GRAY:

AS THOUGH YOU TOOK

THE COLORS WITH YOU

WHEN YOU WEN AND PASSED AWAY...

"FATIGUE IS HIGH.

BAD SPIRITS ABOUND.

THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUB THE LOWEST POIN OF OUR JOURNEY."

-WHAT IS THIS?

-OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

I FORGET TO CANCEL THEM.

THEY LOOK LIKE VIKINGS.

BUT FRIENDLY.

WELL, HI.

YOU MUST BE DAVID.

-YES.

-AND YOU MUST BE FRANKIE.

-UH...

-WE'RE VERY PLEASED

TO BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR YOU

FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION.

THIS IS THE ORGAN

RENAISSANCE BAND,

AND WE HAVE JUST PLAYED

A PIECE BY:

ANTHONY HOLBORNE CALLED,

"THE NIGHTWATCH."

AND WE HAVE:

A FEW MORE NUMBERS TO PLAY

FOR YOU THIS EVENING,

AND WE HOPE:

THAT YOU ENJOY WHAT WE'VE

PUT TOGETHER FOR YOU.

TWO, THREE, FOUR...

WHAT?

THE VIKINGS ARE HERE?

HEY, MAN,

I KNOW I'VE BEEN A, UH,

-REAL DICK.

-YEAH.

AND I WAN TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU.

UH, IT'S OKAY.

I FORGIVE YOU, DAVID.

DON'T GIVE IT TO ME

THAT EASY.

-I...

-IT'S FINE, DAVID,

WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN.

SHH.

I WANT TO MAKE IT UP

TO YOU,

AND HERE'S HOW.

YEAH?

REMEMBER THESE?

NOW, I'VE NEVER

DONE THESE BEFORE,

BUT I-- OKAY.

I-- I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE

IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE...

MY GOD, STOP.

THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH.

GIVE THAT TO ME.

WOW.

GO, DAVID.

MM.

THIS DO THIS.

LET'S DO THIS.

I'M DRESSED LIKE

A PUNK SINGER:

'CAUSE THIS IS,

IS WHAT A HUMDINGER

BUT TO TELL WHO I AM

YOU DON'T NEED

NO SKETCH ARTIST

'CAUSE I READ THE HARDES ON A CASSETTE CARTRIDGE

- CHIME DRIVER

- DRIVER

YOU KNOW ME, I CRY,

YELL AT HIM:

I YELL AT HIM,

I YELL AT HIM:

I YELL AT HIM:

'CAUSE I WAS THE CUTEST KID,

WHO BLEW THEIR WIGS

AMUSIN' GIGS,

YES, I AM THE FUGITIVE

YOU KNOW:

I'LL TRY FOR DEAD

WAKE UP:

I KNOW YOU SEE ME

WHEN I'M BLOWING DOPE

IN SCHOOL ZONES:

I'M TOO GROWN

CAN'T YOU TELL?

WAKE UP:

I KNOW YOU SEE ME

WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

AND THEN VOTE,

TURN...

CAN'T YOU TELL?

CAN'T YOU TELL?

CAN'T YOU TELL?

IS IT 'CAUSE

OF HOW WE DID THIS?

YEAH, WAITING FOR WEEKEND,

EARN THE WAGES:

AND 'CAUSE OF HOW I FI MY HOOD AND A TURN OF PHRASE

IS IT 'CAUSE MY NIGGAS

KNOW THIS WORLD'S A PERFEC CAGE?

I DON'T KNOW,

DO YOU GET IT...

CAN'T YOU TELL?

DO YOU THINK:

THE WOLF IS GONNA EAT US?

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD

CLOSE OUR EYES, DAVID.

I THINK I KNOW WHY

FRANKIE LEFT ME.

IF WE MAKE IT OU OF HERE ALIVE,

I'M GONNA CHANGE

MY PRIORITIES.

I'M GONNA CHANGE

MY WHOLE LIFE.

I DROPPED YOUR PHONE

ON PURPOSE.

OH. GOOD MORNING, DAVID.

GOOD NEWS.

WE DID NOT GET EATEN

LAST NIGHT.

SUCK IT, WOLF!

LET'S GO FIND THAT LODGE.

AW, MAN,

I'M SO HUNGRY.

HUNGRY LIKE A--

A WOLF, ACTUALLY.

"GREAT JOY IN THE PARTY.

WE HAVE REACHED:

THE END OF THE CONTINENT.

TO MY DEAR FRIEND

MERIWETHER,

NO MAN EXISTS:

WITH WHOM I WOULD HAVE

PREFERRED TO ENDURE

SUCH A JOURNEY.

NOW LET US ENJOY

THIS CELEBRATED DAY."

WOW, DAVID.

IT LOOKS LIKE:

A ROBOTS HELMET.

YEAH, IT'S QUITE MODERN,

ISN'T IT?

DAVID, ARE YOU READY

FOR ALL THE SNACKS?

I'M READY FOR 'EM.

GIVE 'EM TO ME.

DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE

SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE.

OH, THEY GOT EVERYTHING.

-STEAK?

-YES.

-FRIES THAT ARE FRENCH?

-YES.

-CROISSANTS?

-OH, I KNOW

THEY GOT CROISSANTS.

-CABBAGE?

-NO, I DON'T WANT THOSE.

WELL, I'LL EA YOUR CABBAGE.

GENTLEMEN,

WELCOME TO BIG PINEY.

- THANK YOU.

- SAW YOU COMING UP THE WALK.

-IS ONE OF YOU DAVID?

-YEAH, THAT'S ME.

YOUR AGENT'S BEEN CALLING

QUITE A BIT, AND, UH,

HE WANTED YOU:

TO HAVE THIS NOTE.

SOMETHING ABOU LEWIS AND CLARK.

WOW, AWESOME, UH,

A QUICK QUESTION.

SIR, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE

TO BRING A CO -INTO OUR ROOM?

-YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

- WE'LL HAVE ONE BROUGHT UP RIGHT AWAY.

- -YOU HEAR THAT, FLULA?

NOBODY'S CUTTING

ANY BEDS IN HALF TONIGHT.

OKAY, GO ON IN.

BREAKFAST IS READY,

HOT COFFEE IS READY.

-ALL SET FOR YOU GUYS.

-SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

HAVE A GREAT STAY.

AH, STOP AND LOOK AT ME, DAVID.

-IS THERE A PROBLEM?

-I JUST REMEMBERED.

-I'M ALLERGIC TO COTS.

-YOU'RE NOT COMING?

I THINK WE SHOULD

KEEP ON HIKING, DAVID.

COME ON, THIS DIRECTION

LOOKS LIKE A FUN PLACE.

WE'RE JUST NOW LEARNING

HOW TO SURVIVE WOLF ATTACKS.

I JUST WANT A HOT SHOWER.

YOU GET IT.

NO, NO, YOU DON'T--

THIS PLACE LOOKS DIRTY,

HAS VERY LOW REVIEWS ON "YELP."

LET'S GO HERE

AND HIKE AND HIKE AND HIKE.

I GOTTA GET SOME FOOD.

HI, FRANKIE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT FOG.

IT-- IT BADLY

NEEDS TO BE RECORDED.

RIGHT AWAY.

I TEXTED YOU,

BUT I NEVER HEARD BACK.

I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU

I'D BE HERE.

THAT'S WHA YOU WERE TRYING

TO TELL ME?

YEAH.

WHY?

NOTHING.

JUST I--

I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I WAS THINKING.

LISTEN, I'M-- I'M SORRY.

I WASN'T READY

TO GET MARRIED.

I-- I JUST...

I WISH I HAD DONE I A LOT EARLIER.

I COULD'VE SAVED BOTH OF US

A LOT OF HEARTACHE.

BUT I'M GLAD

YOU WENT ON THE HONEYMOON.

YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

YOU LOOK LIKE SH*T,

ACTUALLY,

BUT YOU LOOK HAPPY.

SO, HOW WAS HIKING

WITH FLULA?

IT WAS INTERESTING.

HE IS A, UH...

HUMAN PUZZLE.

WHAT IS HE DOING?

HE'S A RECORDING A SONG.

AND IT'S EITHER

GOING TO BE THE GREATES GERMAN WORK SINCE WAGNER,

OR IT'S GOING TO SE ALL OF HUMANITY BACK 100 YEARS.

IT'S BEEN QUITE A HONEYMOON.

HOW DID--

DID YOU HIKE HERE?

-NO, I DROVE.

-ALL THE WAY?

-YEAH, TOOK 20 MINUTES.

-WOW. YEAH.

WE SHOULDA DROVE.

WHAT'S IN THE NOTE?

OH, UM,

THIS WAS FROM MY AGENT.

IT'S ABOU THE "LEWIS AND CLARK" MOVIE.

REMEMBER THAT?

I'M NOT GONNA

OPEN IT, THOUGH.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA

START FOCUSING MORE

ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME.

GOOD LUCK,

DAVID AND FRANKIE.

HEY, FLULA.

-HEY.

-HEY.

HEY, I JUST NOTICED

YOU WERE TAKING OFF,

AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY

THIS WAS FUN.

YEAH,

I FIGURED YOU WANT TO,

YOU KNOW,

FIGURE THINGS OU WITH FRANKIE, SO.

YEAH, I'M GONNA

STICK BACK WITH FRANKIE.

BUT, HEY, MAN,

IT WAS A GREAT TRIP.

IT'S NOT FINISHED.

I'M-- I'M GONNA FINISH IT.

SO...

-HEY.

-YEAH.

SEE YOU.

DUDE.

YOU REALLY THINK

I'M NOT GONNA FINISH

THIS TRIP WITH YOU?

-WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY?

-DAVID.

I'M A LITTLE INSULTED.

LOOK, THE FRANKIE STUFF

WILL FIGURE ITSELF LATER.

-YOU GOT ME.

-WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD.

NOW IT'S MY TURN.

YOU KNOW THIS, RIGHT?

WELL, TRIP'S OVER.

WE'RE EVEN.

-THAT'S IT.

-OKAY, DAVID, NO PROBLEM.

FINGERS CROSSED.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NO ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO SAY

"FINGERS CROSSED"

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