Buddymoon Page #5
- Year:
- 2016
- 80 min
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-YEAH?
-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NOT NOW.
-YES. YES.
-HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE LATER?
-SPEECH, SPEECH.
-NO, DON'T START.
- DON'T START.
- SPEECH. SPEECH.
- GUYS, NO! IT'S STUPID.
- SPEECH. SPEECH...
YES! HEY!
"HELLO EVERYONE.
WHAT A WONDERFUL LOCATION
WE'RE ON TONIGHT.
YOU GUYS:
ARE ALL SUCH SEXY
'MOTHERPUTTERS.'
FOUR!"
OKAY.
"DAVID, FRANKIE--
DAVID, LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
AND ALL THE ATTENDERS
OF THIS GREAT EVENT,
HELLO TO YOU:
YOUR PRESENCE:
AND ALSO,
YOUR PRESENTS.
WITH THE NICE STRIPES AND BOWS.
OH, WHAT IS IT?
PERHAPS A CROCK POT?
OR A LAWN MOWER?
A QUESTION FOR YOU.
WHO IS A LUCKY PERSON?
IS IT A SMALL BABY CHILD
WHO IS BORN:
AND CAN IMMEDIATELY
TOOT HORNS:
LIKE A JAZZ EXPERT?
YES, THIS IS A LUCKY BABY.
OR WHAT IF A MAN
WHO CANNOT SPEAK WITH WORDS
BUT ONLY WITH LOUD SCREAMS
OF AGONIZING TERROR?
NO, HE'S ACTUALLY
NOT LUCKY.
BUT NOW,
LET US SEE:
WHO IS THE MOST LUCKY PERSON
IN ALL THE WORLD.
MY FINGER SHALL TELL YOU.
IT IS ME.
BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST FRIEND
DAVID.
-AW.
-SOME YEARS AGO,
MY LIFE AS A DEEJAY
WAS, AS YOU SAY,
A COMPLETE:
AND 'BUTTER' FAILURE.
EVERYONE IN MY TOWN
WAS HATING AT MY SOUND,
BUT THEN ONE NIGH EVERYTHING CHANGED.
WHEN AN AMERICAN MAN
MADE A STOP IN THE BAR.
HE WAS ON A:
'SOUL SEARCH' TRIP
HE DID SAY.
AND HAD MANY,
MANY SCHNAPPSES:
SPEAKING OF OUR:
FRUSTRATIONS IN LIFE.
WE DID HUG AND DANCE
AND, YES,
LIKE TWO PIRATES
SEARCHING FOR BOOTY
FOR MANY YEARS:
BUT FINDING ONLY DIR AND SOME COCONUTS.
IN THE MORNING:
HE TOLD ME,
IN LOS ANGELES, LOOK ME UP.'
I PURCHASED A TICKE -AND FLEW
TO LOS ANGELES."
-YEP.
"DAVID WAS NOT YET HOME
FROM HIS SOUL SEARCH TRIP,
FOR 16 DAYS.
WHEN HE ARRIVED HOME,
HE CALLED THE POLICE
AND DID PRETEND:
NOT TO REMEMBER ME."
WHICH WAS VERY FUNNY,
I MUST SAY, DAVID.
REALLY, IT'S THIS ACTING.
MAN, GREAT WORK.
TALENT.
ANYWAY.
"AFTER THE POLICE LEFT,
OUR FRIENDSHIP SPROUTED
LIKE A FRESH FIELD
OF ASPARAGUS.
EXCEPT UNLIKE ASPARAGUS,
OUR FRIENDSHIP:
SMELL TERRIBLE."
AND HERE'S--
OH, AND SOME NICE THINGS
ABOUT FRANKIE.
SOME MORE--
NO, IT'S NOT APPLICABLE.
AH, JA.
AND THIS IS WHEN
FRIENDSHIPS ARE MADE STRONG,
LIKE TWO CHANDELIERS
THAT HAVE FALLEN
INSIDE A VOLCANO.
THE CHANDELIERS MELT,
BUT THEN THEY STICK TOGETHER.
AND THEN:
WHEN THEY COOL DOWN,
THEY ARE HUGGING FOREVER.
NOTHING CAN BREAK THIS NEW
DOUBLE CHANDELIER APART.
EXCEPT IF IT FALLS BACK
INTO THE VOLCANO.
OR SLIPS INTO A GEYSER."
I MEAN, OR IF YOU DROP I FROM A LARGE HEIGHT,
THEN IT--
IT WILL SHATTER.
BUT THEN...
"DAVID, I LOVE YOU
VERY MUCH.
HERE IS TO YOU,
MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER
AND MY HONEYBUDDY.
SO, NOW LET'S HAVE A TOAS FOR DAVID AND FRANKIE"--
NOPE, JUST DAVID,
WE ARE JUST TOASTING FOR DAVID.
CHEERS, GUYS,
THANK YOU.
THAT WAS SO SWEET.
-OH, THANKS.
-THAT REALLY WAS.
AND, UM, I'M JUST SORRY
YOU DIDN'T GET TO SAY I AT MY ACTUAL WEDDING.
-NEXT TIME.
-YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
YOU SHOULD BE:
A PUBLIC SPEAKER.
-OH, NO.
-PROFESSIONALLY.
-NO, STOP IT.
-YEAH.
DAVID IS THE REAL
MASTER THESPIAN HERE.
-OH...
-WAIT.
IN KNEW:
YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
UH-UH.
-YOU'RE A TV STAR,
AREN'T YOU?
I'VE-- I'VE DONE
-NO BIG DEAL.
-NO, YOU'RE, LIKE, FAMOUS.
"PORTLAND STEEL," RIGHT?
-YEAH.
-YEAH, I WAS ON
"PORTLAND STEEL."
I DID THAT, UH,
PILOT EPISODE.
I WAS-- THE CHARACTER
DIDN'T MAKE IT, BUT...
-YOU SAW THAT?
-OH, MY GOD.
I WAS SO PISSED:
WHEN THEY FIRED YOU.
-WOW.
-I LOVED YOU.
-YOU WERE GREAT.
-THANK YOU.
YEAH.
BEEN UP TO LATELY?
I MEAN, ANY--
ANYTHING I WOULD'VE SEEN?
UH, WELL,
OKAY, JUST SOME, UM,
LITTLE KIND OF INDY THINGS.
-YEAH.
-THAT'S SO COOL.
-SOME GOT A LOT OF BUZZ
ON THE CIRCUIT.
DO NOT BE SO MODEST.
HE'S DONE SO MANY THINGS.
-UH, STOP IT.
-"ZOMBIES VS. MONKEYS,
PART THREE."
-I'M NOT REALLY INTO SCI-FI, SO.
-I'M JUST--
I SWEAR THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH.
-WHAT?
-NO, THERE'S-- I CAN' -PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
-THAT IS EVERYTHING.
-I KNOW THERE'S-- NO.
WELL, THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS."
THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS."
- OH, MY GOD!
- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
IT'S "LITTLE GENIUS."
OH, MY GOD.
YOU ARE LIKE:
A NATIONAL TREASURE.
THAT IS THE--
LIKE, MY FAVORITE SHOW
-WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
-YEAH?
YOU WERE SO CUTE.
"BUT I'M THE REAL BOY." RIGHT?
IT HAD THAT SONG, TOO--
HOW DID THE SONG GO?
- LIKE, LITTLE...
- I KNOW THAT SONG.
-YOU DO?
-YEAH.
-YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT.
-NO-- HEY, NO.
-WE YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.
-OH, MY GOD, THIS IS PERFECT.
IT'S SO GOOD.
HERE'S COMES THE...
WE GOT A:
ALL RIGHT, BIG FINISH.
YEAH, WE GOT A...
-WHAT, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT?
-IT'S SO GOOD, YEAH.
-IT'S ACTUALLY A
REALLY GOOD SONG.
MAY BE BATHROOM BREAK.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE DOESN'T SHUT UP.
UGH!
"DEAREST FLULA, THANK YOU,
OR, SHOULD I SAY,
DANKE FOR LAST NIGHT.
WOW, WOW.
YOU ARE A MASTER
AT MAKING LOVE.
YOU ARE PROBABLY
BETTER AT MAKING LOVE
THAN MAKING MUSIC.
I WOULD'VE THOUGH THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE,
SINCE YOUR MUSIC
IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD,
BUT, IT IS POSSIBLE.
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
ALSO, I'M GLAD I CHOSE YOU
INSTEAD OF DAVID.
SINCERELY YOURS,
POLLY."
DAVID"...
..."THIS IS REALLY FLULA.
I DID NOT HAVE ANY
INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH POLLY.
THAT WOULD:
BE INAPPROPRIATE.
OH, DID I RUIN YOUR SOUNDS?
YOU SAW MY LOVE NOTE.
WHAT?
SHE WAS MINE LAST NIGH AND THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED.
AND YOU CAME IN:
AND YOU COCKBLOCKED ME SO HARD.
I TOLD YOU:
I DIDN'T NEED A WINGMAN, OKAY?
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHEN TO SHUT UP.
TALKING ABOU "LITTLE GENIUS"?
SHE LIKED YOU BECAUSE
OF "LITTLE GENIUS."
IMMEDIATELY, SHE LIKES YOU.
-ENOUGH WITH "LITTLE GENIUS."
-YOU'RE TELLING ME
ENOUGH OF "LITTLE GENIUS"?
-YEAH.
THAT'S ALL YOU
THINK ABOUT, DAVID.
I'M TRYING
YOU ARE STUCK INSIDE
YOUR CRANIUM THERE.
I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER
HERE ON THIS TRIP.
AND ALL YOU DO:
IS YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCHIER
AND YOU'RE A LITTLE MOANER.
WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH MOANERS
AND ENOUGH BITCHERS, DAVID.
-SUCK IT UP.
-SORRY I'M DEPRESSED
AFTER MY FIANCE LEFT ME.
ALL DAY LONG?
DID YOU SEE THE NOTE
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