Bushwhacked Page #6

I can't believe we just did it, guys.

We made it!

We made it! Yes!

Devil's Peak. We made it.

Hey, there's the truck. Hide! Hide!

Right on time!

10AM, guaranteed!

Sign this.

What do you see, Fishman.

I see the FBI guy,

I see the other guy

loading money into suitcases

and I see Gordy's mom, tied to a chair.

What?

Max, what are we going to do?

I'm thinking... Sir?

I'm thinking!

This will work.

- We're going with you!

- Yeah! We're going too!

No! I said no!

It's my mom!

Listen! I got us into this

mess... and I'm going to get us...

I'm going to get us out of this mess!

Oh, boy!

Listen!

What?

Is something wrong?

No...

Well, then, start loading

the money in the chopper.

Guys, please! Just sit tight

and stay here where it's safe!

Aah! Oh, my God!

This is too touching for words.

Don't worry, Grabelski. You're

going to be the first one to get it.

No! Don't! Listen.

I just want to tell you one thing!

What?

Uh...

...you are a disgrace to the FBI!

Oh, that hurts!

Now, I just want to tell you one thing:

What?

You're a dead man!

Hey, cupcake!

Oh, no!

Sergeant Doofus!

You and I got to have

a little talk, mister.

I can't talk now. I got

to go help Gordy's mom!

Stay here and watch him!

Hold him down!

What do we do with him, sir?

I got an idea.

Palmer?

Palmer!

Oh, marvelous!

Mrs. Patterson! Hey listen,

I'm not really a scout leader. My

name is Max, and I'm here to save you.

Now, be very quiet.

- You lying, irresponsible..!

- Ok, we'll get to know each other later.

All right, now, what kind of knots

did these kids say these were?

[ muffled ] (Oh, my God, he's an idiot!)

A little lesson in common decency.

- Oh! Oh!

- Ok, what do we do now?

What did you do with the handcuffs?

So, it's not a figure eight, it's not

a butterfly and it's not a fisherman's.

- It's a clove hitch.

- Ah, thank you.

Ahh!

I learned it in the scouts.

Let me show you the

wonderful view off the porch.

Please, you don't want

to do this, Mr. Bragdon.

Oh, but of course I do, Maxwell!

I'm sorry.

It was a pleasure doing

business with you, Maxwell.

Noooo!

- No! Gordy!

- Noo!

That was one of my

kids, you crazy sicko!

- Mom!

- Gordy?

Help!

Gordy! Where are you?

Down here!

- Help!

- Hold on, honey!

- Gordy?

- Max!

Oh boy!

- Max!

- Hey kid!

How's it "hanging"!

Wait up. Hurry!

Where's Gordy?

Don't worry, Gordy. I'm coming down!

No! You don't know what you're doing!

Of course I do!

I'm the Lizard, remember?

You mean the Spider?

Right.

- Gordy!

- Where is he?

Down there. Max?

I'm just a delivery guy!

Ok, reach!

Come on, reach!

- I can't!

- Reach and I'll grab you!

Cracking...

- I'm scared!

- Believe me, I'm scared too.

Now, you're going to have to let go!

Come on, now. Come on. Let go.

I got you!

I got you, kid! I got you!

You've got to stop

goofing around like this.

Don't let go!

- Here they come!

- Gordy!

There, I got you!

We made it!

Thank you, thank you Max.

Hey, it was nothing!

Just a little mountain!

For achievement in mountain climbing, survival, rescue

skills and citizenship above and beyond the call of duty,

you kids went right pass Tenderfoot

badges and on to something much greater.

Therefore, I am very proud to present to

each one of you, the Ranger's highest badge..

First Class Eagle! You earned it!

Good job, guys!

Now...

As for you, Mr. Grabelski.

When you took these kids on an overnight,

you broke every rule in the book!

But, when they got into trouble,

you demonstrated the kind of courage, values and

honor, which are the cornerstones of the Ranger Scouts.

It gives me great pleasure

to present Max Grabelski...

...with the badge of

Ranger Scout Leader!

Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Thank you!

Hey! Guys! Look at this,

I'm a real live scout leader!

Thank you, thank you!

Now, for your next assignment...

Next assignment?

You and the kids are going to hit

Yosemite and you're going to hit it hard!

Hear that, guys? I get to

take you on another overnight!

No, Mr. Grabelski, not just your kids...

Huh?

All the kids!

No! Just!

AHH!

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