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Kill him? I can't kill him!

He's just doing his job!

No, no, Maxwell. Not him,... you.

Me?

Wa.. wait a minute.

You guys are in this together.

He's in on this? And you're with him?

And when you are done with him,

make sure you kill the kids.

The kids? Hey!

Come on. Move it.

Max was telling the truth!

We got to rescue him!

Yea, but, how are we

going to beat those guys?

I got an idea.

Everybody, close your eyes.

Oh boy!

Why?

Why did you pick me?

Because, you're a pathetic loser

Max. Nobody gives a damn about you.

You're wrong! We give a damn! Fire!

Kelsey, your training

bra is working great!

That's the way to go, kids!

This is almost like

getting to second base.

FIRE!

Keep them coming!

Oh no...

You little brats!

Oh, my God!

Not me! I'll take them both on!

Kiddies! Don't run away!

I just want to talk to you!

Come back here!

- Where's Dana?

- I don't know! He's gone!

Come on!

- What are we going to do?

- We got to jump!

Come on, they're trapped!

Come back here, kiddies! Come

back here you little brats!

This better get us swimming badges!

Come on, Fishman. You got to jump!

Superstud! Superstud! I'm Superstud!

What is with these

kids? Quick, the chopper!

- I can't swim!

- I got you!

- Those kids are nuts!

- Forget about the kids! Let's find Grabelski!

Damn!

- Max!

- Gordy!

Come here!

Max!

I got you! I got you!

Grab on to me, Fishman!

You know, Kelsey? I think

you're a hell of a scout!

- Where's Dana?

- I don't know!

Oh, my God, we've

lost Dana! Where is he?

I see him, I see him! We passed him!

All right, all right, all

right. I'm turning around.

Kids, I got you.

Waterfall!

Waterfall! Hold on! Get to

the side! Swim to the side

Max. Grab onto something!

Dana?

Hi, Max!

Where have you been? We've

been worried sick about you!

Shut up and hold on!

Pull! Pull!

Don't let go!

Hang on! Pull!

Hold on, Dana, come on kids!

Get out!

- Yeah!

- Come on, get out.

Way to go, shorty!

I might be short, but I'm real strong!

What is that?

- Throw your packs in the river! - What

are you doing? - They'll think we're dead!

Throw them in! Throw them!

Do it! Throw them in!

You can't! My climbing

stuff is in there!

Give it! Ugh!

Go! Go!

Get in the bushes! Hide!

Let's go! Let's hide! Come on!

It shouldn't be this hard to kill

six little scouts and one moron?

Relax, what we couldn't do

Mother Nature did for us.

Hey, it worked! Yeah!

Now what?

I'm sick. I'm definitely getting sick.

Guys! Come on! I found a cave!

Yeah! You guys, let's go!

Yeah!

I'm coming!

Mrs. Patterson, hi, you know I have to apologize

to you. I've been dumping my anxiety on you.

And I feel terrible. I have a terrible temper I know, but

Dana is my first. And I get very emotional, you know, and..

I remember when he came out at the hospital

he was so small, he was like a little duckling.

- Mr. Jarecki...

- Huh?

I think you need to call your

wife. She's probably very worried.

Oh, yeah. Whew.

My wife, call my wife. You got

20 cents I could borrow, please?

- I don't have...

- Take what you need.

Thank you. Thank you. You're good.

Devil's Peak?

You know, if we go after Bragdon before

daybreak, we'd be able to catch him by surprise.

Yeah, that would work!

Go right down and rip his head off!

- Yea, we could beat him up...

- We could dissect him!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's too dangerous!

But we have to make sure the

whole world knows you're innocent.

I mean, you're our scout leader!

You are still going to be

our scout leader, right?

Yeah,

of course I am.

If you get the electric chair, you should put

a light bulb in your mouth, like Uncle Fester.

That's a good idea.

Hey Max!

You're up early.

Is something wrong?

No, nothing's wrong. Everything's right. Should

be up on Devils Peak in about three hours.

Intercept the package, turn it in,

and be done with this whole thing.

Yeah, I'll go wake the guys.

Sure you want to do this?

What are you kidding? We didn't

come this far to quit now!

Go scout ahead.

Two hours.

Oh boy! We're never going to make it.

Devil's Peak, Devil's Peak.

Ok, Devil's Peak. I knew it.

Reinhardt Bragdon! Here we go.

Mr. McMurrey, I found something!

Well, if it isn't

Scout Mother Patterson!

Sorry, but this is a private briefing.

Max Grabelski is

heading to Devil's Peak.

Devil's Peak. Why would he

want to go to Devil's Peak?

There's a cabin up there and

it belongs to Reinhardt Bragdon!

How do you know that?

I'm a real estate broker. That house

has been on the listings for six months.

A real estate broker! Ok. Ok. Well, thank

you very much for the tip. I'm sorry... but

Look, I just told you

where those kids are.

Now, you get your skinny butt

up there and you rescue them!

Or do I have to do it alone?

Oh, God.

Come on guys, just

like what we practiced!

I'm telling you, just let me

break out my Kilimanjaro gear!

- Barnhill, you're so full of it!

- You're such a B.S.er!

- Did you just rip one?

- I did not!

Yes, you did. You stink!

Will you guys knock it off?

I can't climb behind this guy anymore!

- Why are you blaming me?

- Don't make me climb down there!

Damn it!

May I be of some assistance?

Oh, no...

How are we going to get over there?

There's no more ledge,

we can't get across.

You're going to need to use these.

Here we go!

Hold this.

That's your climbing rope,

this is your hammer,

and these,

are the pitons.

Hammer a piton into

the crack in the rock.

Barnhill, would you knock it off! You

have no idea what you're talking about!

Then all you got to do is just pass the

rope through and then belay yourself off.

"Belay myself off "?

Belay myself off?!

Hey Maxie, hit that thing till it rings!

He's going to get killed...

Barnhill, I know this is

a bad time to be asking,..

but you really did

climb Kilimanjaro, right?

I'm telling you. I did!

That's good, that's good.

Ok, because, if you didn't, tell me now

and I promise, I won't

get mad or anything.

I swear!

See? Nothing to it!

Piece of cake!

- What is the matter with you?

- I demand that you do something!

- You demand?

When there is something to

do, we will do something!

But, Mrs. Patterson told you, they're

in some cabin somewhere out there?

Right, Aggie? Aggie...?

Keep going guys.

You're going to make it!

Whatever you do, just don't look down!

Too late!

We're going to make it!

Max, give me your hand!

I don't believe it!

Well, Max, we tried, anyway!

Not everything!

According to your body mass, you should be

able to hold out for another... 31/2 minutes.

Oh, good. Then take your time!

Ay! My fingers!

Guys...

Guys?

Oh, very funny!

Where's the truck, already?

Relax, the truck will be here

at 10:
00. It's guaranteed!

Look, killing Grabelski is one thing,

I wasn't counting on killing those kids!

We got a big bundle here. Why don't

we just take this and move out?

That truck is delivering

the last $10 million dollars.

We're not going anywhere.

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