Caffeine Page #4
But then I turn around
and there's just this
little girl staring up at me.
And I'm quite
freaked out.
I'm looking at her,
and I don't realize
that I have still got
my cock in my hand.
Jesus!
So what happened?
Well, she just stares at me
for a while,
and then she gets this, like,
weird, horrified look
comes over her face.
Then she runs off screaming,
"There's a pervert
wanking off down the alleyway."
"Wanking off"?!
[Clears his throat]
Can I get you anything?
U m, yeah.
I'll have
a cappuccino, please.
I'll have a latte,
please.
Sure.
Wanking off? My God!
So, what did you do?
Obviously, I got out of there
as fast as I could.
But I was almost home
when a police car
pulls me over
and tells me I match
the description of a pervert
they've been looking for.
They took me down the station
and charged me with public
indecency involving a minor.
The girl was 12 years old,
and she's walking the streets
at that time at night.
It's a disgrace!
Charlie!
How're you doing, man?
I'm doing terrible.
Do you know
where this comes from?
No.
I found it on the floor
in Rachel's office.
Really?
Yeah, really.
And you think
she used it with someone.
I don't know.
at the moment.
Why did you do it, Charlie?
It was a threesome
with two girls.
They were
identical twins, Dylan.
What the f***
I was supposed to do?
What the hell
did you tell her for?
I don't know.
Honestly, I just
hated going to her.
I couldn't do it anymore.
And then when the booze
came out,
it just... came out.
More and more and more.
I couldn't stop it.
Truth fully,
I absolutely screwed up,
because I love that girl.
Do you think
It doesn't look good.
I gotta go.
Take care.
Yeah.
Thank you.
He's over there.
Excuse me.
I ordered...
Oh, bollocks.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Did you see him?
He's over there.
Do you want
to get me fired?
No, of course not,
dear.
J ust sit here.
Vanessa, what's going on?
Nothing.
She's my grandmother.
She gets one day
out of the home a month,
and it was my turn
to look after her.
She can't stay here.
Please, Rachel,
I promise you it'll be fine.
You won't have to worry.
What happened to her?
She came home one day
to find her husband of 20
years dressed up as a baby
with a big nappy on,
and being spanked
by a prostitute
in a nursemaid's outfit.
Look, today's a big day
for me, Vanessa.
J ust make sure
she doesn't mess it up, okay?
Tom, I'm gonna take
five minutes.
Okay.
I'm telling you, mate,
you should try
some of this.
How many times
do I have to tell you?
I don't want any of it.
[Coughing]
God!
What the hell
is going on in here?
Are you doing drugs?
No.
It's, uh...
It's my friend's.
He uses this
for medical reasons.
Then why
are you smoking it?
Because...
[clears throat]
Shall we go for dinner
some time?
J ust get out.
I'm really sorry.
Why did you tell her
I had medical problems?
You had the medical problem.
What difference does it make?
Besides, you're the one
with the dodgy prostate.
What about the thing
in the bag?
It came with a note saying,
"I know where you live."
It's perfectly obvious.
They put the packet
in my doorstep.
Jesus, John!
Is there anything
I can do to help?
Well, here's the thing.
I was a bit flustered,
as you can imagine.
So, when they questioned me,
near the alleyway.
So, what did you tell them?
I told them
I was with you.
You told them
you where with me?
Yeah, at your house.
You told them
you were at my house?
Yeah.
John, I'm a lawyerl
That's why I thought of it!
Are you joking?
Now the police
and I'm gonna have to lie
and tell them
you were at my house!
It's not okay?
No! No, it's not okay.
What if they found out
I was lying?
I wouldn't be able
to practice law again.
What the hell
were you thinking?
I didn't know
what else to do!
(Charlie)
Vanessa.
You're not supposed
to be here.
Ouch!
Give me one second,
all right?
I found this
in Rachel's office.
That's nice.
Is it yours?
Of course it's not mine.
It has to belong to somebody.
Who's is it?
Look, stop waving
at my face!
I don't know, okay?
But look at the facts.
You tell Rachel
Ended having
a screaming row with her.
She kicks you out.
She goes up to the office
where she's comforted by Dylan,
and no one sees them
for half an hour.
It doesn't take
a genius, Charlie.
Dylan?
Oh, Christ.
What did you think?
That there was
one rule for you
and another for her?
You know, maybe
she just thought
like you.
She fancied a shag
and Dylan was available.
Dylan?
Why aren't you eating?
I can't eat.
I've got no appetite.
I need some salt.
(female voice)
I'm a teacher.
Bloody hell.
What's the matter?
I don't believe
what I've just seen.
If I tell you,
promise me you're not
going to get upset, okay?
Why would I get upset?
Laura's here.
Laura?
As in... my Laura?
Yeah.
Where is she?
She's over there
behind that pillar.
H i!
I was wondering
if Sam Harvey's back, yet?
I left a message
earlier. It's Dylan.
Tell him I'll call again.
(man over the phone)
I've got your number
right here. 7247, right?
No.
No, it's not 7247.
It's 7267.
Why do you think
I've got it wrong?
'Cause it's my number.
I think I know
my own number.
Right here
it says 7247.
What do you think?
That I gave you
the wrong number
or you wrote it down wrong?
Before I started business,
I used to live
with this geezer,
and he thought it was
gonna get bad. I said,
"Go on your own, then."
He goes on his own,
and the next thing I know
is he falls off the roof.
What was all that about?
He ends up in hospital.
He can't work.
It's definitely her.
Definitely Laura.
Who's the bell-end
she's with?
Bet they're over there
having the time of their life
while I'm suffering in torment.
He is well built.
Hey.
You okay?
What's wrong with me?
Why do I feel like if I
don't get my novel published
my life won't be
worth living?
Dylan, it was only
your first attempt.
A lot of writers wait years
before they get published.
My uncle wrote his whole life.
Didn't get published
until he was 81.
That's good to know.
Thank you.
Sorry.
How're you doing?
Terrible.
I feel like someone took
my brain out of my head
and kicked it
around for a while
and stuck it back in.
Charlie is still waiting
to talk to you.
He can wait all year.
The guy looks
absolutely wrecked, Rachel.
Good!
Don't you think
you should have a little
conversation with him?
He's looking
like a homeless person.
Dylan, you're not
gonna make feel guilty.
[Clears throat]
We'd better get back
to work.
Oh, I'm so hungry
I could eat
an entire animal.
Do you know
what I mean?
Not those little
vegetarian meals you get
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