Camera Store Page #4
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Really.
They tried to steal
the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?
See, Jo Jo and my other
brother Tommy, the f*** up?
They stole the Weinermobile
and were trying to get away...
When the cops showed
up and chased them.
It's not as if you can
hope to blend into traffic.
Stupid, huh?
Oh, it was terrible.
My one brother is in prison
for stealing the truck...
And for running my
other brother over.
I'm sorry.
No, I made it up.
Jo Jo got shot knocking
over a pink dot in L.A.
Poor Mook.
Didn't have a pigeon angel.
You ever try and run
a pigeon over?
No, I have not.
Oh, you're a liar, too.
See everybody tries to gun
them winged roaches over...
But few succeed. Why?
You come speeding up on
some unsuspecting pigeon...
Just clucking away there on the
tarmac and naturally you gun it.
It's your instinct to try to
nail that thing...
Because we're carnivores.
We crave advantage over
the weak, it's our way.
But that pigeon...
He's developed his
own set of responses...
And gun it as you may...
That little guy always flies
away at the last second.
My theory?
Every pigeon's got a teeny,
little, invisible angel...
Riding on their wings that taps
'em on the shoulder and says...
"Hey, stupid, look
out for the Buick!"
Well, they do have eyes.
Those two little holes that
are in the back of their heads.
Eyes?
Well, they see the car coming.
And at the last second fly away.
Me, too.
Hey, dog ears.
I got it. I got it.
Buy me lunch later?
I got an hour.
Memories, Pete... that is what
we have in our hands.
Of course, in the old days...
The film used to come in here
like a river.
You okay there, buddy?
I'm okay.
All right, take a minute,
if you need it.
Maybe I ain't got a minute.
Polaroid film for my
granddaughter's camera.
I don't know the model.
Cost a heck of a lot
fifteen years back.
Does it like fold flat-like?
Right.
Yeah, XS 70.
Give me... this much.
But don't charge me tax.
I don't pay tax.
Pete, behind you in the shelf
underneath there...
There's a drawer there.
Pete, never mind.
Get out of my store.
Do you want to learn something,
dog ears?
Watch this.
What's your problem, pal?
I'm a f***ing customer.
No, you're a f***ing sub-captain
come shop my store.
See if I'm skimming the drawer.
What's a sub-captain?
Private investigator.
Get the f*** out! Go.
Back up, go, go, go.
You stupid idiot, you come into
my store with a tie clip...
Shaped like handcuffs.
You know how you get those?
You get those after your 25
years on the police force.
Don't you? Get the f***
out of my store.
Your store... that's a f***ing
laugh.
You lifers work one place
long enough...
You think you own the
f***ing joint.
Yeah, yeah, well tell
Eddie bibideaux...
F*** him, from Ray Lapine.
He sent a wheezy, old cop
to shop me?
You sackless f***!
Merry Christmas.
Bibideaux photographic.
Did you know there is a
new girl at the parrot?
Very talented.
And did you know this young
lady has no idea...
How Nelson Rockefeller died.
Tonight, gentlemen, I have
volunteered to demonstrate...
To this poor unfortunate the
exact circumstances...
Under which one of America's
greatest...
And wealthiest men succumbed.
That was the valley.
And?
I got the number.
Is the runner coming
with the checks?
She didn't know.
Oh... right.
Like it's a state secret.
Hey, Andy at the card store
says that Bibby has been seen...
In Pearl river, a great,
gRay phantom...
Floating down the narrow
streets.
Five grand.
Five grand.
That's the number.
Five f***ing grand?
Yes, and we're gonna
hit it to the penny.
Oh, Christ... the company man
returneth. Five bloody grand!
Is that... is that a lot?
A lot? That is a f***ing
insult, mate.
Time was Christmas Eve
morning...
We would do five grand
before noon!
When giants walked the earth.
Tell me, Pete, what is one
percent of 5000 split two ways?
It's f***ing nothing, Pete!
Has Ray explained to you
our mission?
Do you know what it is
that Ray and I do here?
You sell film.
This discussion is immaterial.
Ah-ha. Film. Film.
Cameras, lenses, accessories?
Never, Pete.
Don't sell the cameras.
Sell the little crap.
That is our dictum.
And if only that
were the whole story.
But oh, no, no, no. It's much
more interesting than that.
You see, Ray and I are like
Posing as salesmen.
Yet only allowed to sell five
grand, imagine.
Grown men, commission salesmen
being paid not to sell.
Oh, it looks like
a camera store.
It feels like a camera store.
When in reality...
This whole f***ing shop is just
a tax write off for Bibby.
Now do you understand
the enormity of it, eh?
Still, immaterial.
And you're getting loud.
Well, what was that saying, Ray?
You know, that... that wonderful
expression you once coined.
The thing about life is...
You know you're going
to be screwed.
The thing that makes
it interesting is...
You never know how.
Ray.
Pinky.
I need a break.
Go ahead.
Last place I was staying...
Was with this guy Dave,
in the Poconos.
All he ate was lox.
Lox, lox, lox and more lox.
Like they were making it illegal
tomorrow or something.
You okay?
Yeah.
Mm... no.
Hey, what happened to the dress?
Funny story.
As it turns out, bunnies
love fruitcake.
Who knew?
So you...
You lost the job?
95 minutes flat.
It happens.
Yeah.
Had to sell the bunny, though.
To the pet store.
8 bucks.
I made 'em swear they wouldn't
feed her to a snake, though.
Hold out your hand.
Wow.
What a life line.
Look at that thing.
Huh.
What?
Well, you see the way your
fingers clinch right here?
Money is important.
Also, you're a virgin.
You can tell from looking
at my hand?
No.
From the way you were looking
at me on the bus this morning.
I'm sorry.
Oh, don't be, I was
complimented.
How old are you, anyway?
I'm 19.
How about you?
Now Pete, didn't your mother
ever teach you...
About asking a woman her age?
Mm-mm.
It's very rude.
Gees, 19 and handsome
as you are...
And you never even tried it?
I'm waiting.
It was once.
Yes, there it is! I knew it.
It was the senior class trip
to France.
It was this little town.
Beautiful, huh?
It was on top of this hill.
And below was...
This valley.
And it was just full of those
purple flowers.
Oh, lavender.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I like this story.
And, well, later that night
they, um...
They gave us this big dinner.
Mm-hm.
And it had wine and everything.
My god, even the kids drink
over there, little rummies.
Later on, my girlfriend
and I went down...
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Let me tell this part.
Went down to those flowers.
Her idea, right?
Katy.
So, what happened?
Um...
She, uh... she caught us.
Who?
She was one of the chaperones.
Um, on the trip, it was...
Who?
Well, she sat us down
together...
And said that whatever happened
that night...
Was never going to happen
again...
Or I wouldn't be her son.
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