Capers Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2008
- 86 min
- 60 Views
- You will let us into shop now.
- I don't really think that
that's a--
- Get up!
- Okay.
Hello.
What did you guys need?
[hip-hop music]
- Plan B.
Hold on.
Make sure the coast is clear.
- One.
Two.
Three.
- That's it?
- Maybe we didn't use enough.
I told you I was new at this.
- Sh*t.
Give me the keys.
[tires screeching]
[loud crash]
God damn it!
- Maybe we should just
go around back.
- Dead end.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
- The safe.
- That could be.
- She didn't move the safe.
There's not a dead end
in the air-conditioning system
because she moved the safe!
That doesn't make any sense!
- Drink.
- Why?
What'd you put in it?
- Medicine.
- Medicine?
- Sex medicine.
- You mean like Viagra?
Is it Viagra?
- Yes, Vagra.
Drink.
- Okay. Yeah.
All right.
How long until
this takes effect?
- Not long.
Sit.
- Okay.
Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm already
starting to feel it.
This is gonna be so--
- Yes.
- We have problem.
Safe has been moved.
- How did safe get there?
- Perhaps little man moved it.
- Don't be stingy
with that sh*t.
We ain't blowing up this wall
all night.
Use all of it.
- Are you sure
that's a good idea?
- That was some sorry ass sh*t
back there.
We could've got caught.
Use all of it.
- What the--
How'd you get there?
- I thought you were behind me.
- You were the one supposed
to bring a compass.
- Who brings a damn compass
to a job, for Christ's sake?
- Never--
- Oh, shut up.
- What do we do?
[voices overlapping]
- Vermin.
- Nobody touches my hat.
- Bo, what are you doing?
- Is he crawling in place?
- I believe he is.
- Just a few more feet.
- We were here a half hour ago.
- [moaning]
- Little man is moaning.
- They sound big.
[metallic squeaking]
- Little man is squeaking.
- Very big.
- It's an earthquake.
- Oh, no.
Nobody move.
Bo, stop crawling!
- Oh, this is gonna hurt.
[screaming]
[coughing and groaning]
Who are you?
- We are Arab Slavs.
Why are you here?
- And why are you here?
- Stay where you are.
- Uh-uh.
- You brought a gun?
- You didn't bring your piece,
Fitzy?
- No.
- Was it in the shop?
- I didn't know I needed it.
- You always bring a gun
to a job.
- Are your guns real?
- Yes.
- They're so cute.
- You.
- Yeah?
- You are tall.
- 6'6".
Plus the hat.
- You can reach safe.
- Huh.
She moved it.
- What'd I tell you?
Never do a job
without a tall guy.
- You will get safe for us.
- No, I will get safe for us.
- But how will you open it?
- How will you open it?
- We have machine.
- Ready?
- We don't want to have
an accident.
- Emily, cover your ears.
This is gonna be loud.
- Who is that?
- Come on, Moose.
- I hope we don't start a fire.
Step back.
Okay, I'm doing it.
One.
Two.
Three.
- Critically acclaimed
Clinically insane
- Who the hell are you people?
- Sh*t!
- What are you doing here?
- What y'all doing here?
- Stupid question.
- Wait a second.
You mean to tell me
that none of you had any idea
we were gonna
hit this joint tonight?
- That's unbelievable.
- All right, enough talk.
Take 'em out, Bo!
- We're lookin'
for the White Tiger.
- The White Tiger's
no longer with us.
The White Tiger was my uncle.
I'm the Gay Ninja.
I'm protected by the power
of my dead uncle.
- Where's that safe?
Son of a b*tch.
- It's ours.
We got the tall guy.
- And you think you're just
gonna walk out of here
with that safe
and down the sidewalk?
We got a truck outside.
- Screw you.
- How will you open?
- We can open.
- Screw all y'all.
- What do we do now?
- I have no idea.
- Dougie!
Get that thing out of here!
- But the doctor said--
- I don't care what
that miserable kike said.
I'm not having surgery,
and I'm not usin' a chair.
Any sign of weakness,
the animals around here
will attack.
Give me my cane.
- You want we should
get you some dinner?
- Oh, whatever,
just get out of here.
- We'll be back.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dougie!
Dougie.
Jesus.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
This place is a mess.
You were supposed to be
taking care of the place,
not sleeping.
Lard ass.
[all screaming]
- [laughs]
- Holy...
- Sh*t.
- We killed Connie.
- Maybe she's fakin' it.
- Hey, Dino.
- Okay, look,
we got to get out of here
before the goons come back.
- What is goons?
- Big fat ltalians.
- What are we gonna do?
- I know what I'm doing.
I'm going to get the safe.
- Uh-uh.
- Damn it!
All right, look, look,
why don't we all just-
just calm down here, okay?
Now look, we don't even know
what's in that thing.
- Feminine items.
- Precious jewels.
- Tax free treasuries.
- I heard it's someone's soul.
- Maybe it's a kitten!
- Maybe it's a kitten!
- Perhaps it is hope.
- Stop!
We don't know.
But I think we need each other
to find out what it is.
Look, we need to act like
we're all on the same team here.
- What team?
- We ain't on the same team.
- Yeah, we're, uh...
we're on a team
of Americans.
- Fitzy, I don't think
they're Americans.
- Dino, shut up.
We're all Americans.
And we all love money.
But we don't want to work
for it.
- So what?
- So what?
So no one's leaving here
without that safe.
And it seems pretty obvious
to me
that we all need each other
to finish this job.
So why don't we
just split the loot?
That way no one gets hurt.
'Cause I didn't bring my gun,
and I don't feel like
getting shot tonight.
- I got a dachshund at home
that needs me.
- I got an eight-year-old
to take care of.
I'm tired, and I feel
- Me too.
- You're probably on the same
cycle on account of this job.
- Dino, please.
Come on, let's all just put
the guns down, all right?
Big Jim?
This is what you're here for.
He's not tall enough.
- Just wait.
- The hell is that?
- Not much.
- It's nothing.
- Disappointing.
- Probably ain't worth sh*t.
- Ronald, your language.
- My bad.
Probably ain't worth shoot.
- Looks like a doubloon.
- Maybe it's gelt.
- What is gelt?
- Hanukkah chocolate.
- Are you Jewish?
- Yeah, on my father's side.
- Oh, so technically, no.
- I am if you asked Hitler.
- What, is he coming in next?
- What're we supposed
to do with that?
- Freeze!
- FBl.
Drop your weapons
and put your hands up.
- Who are you?
- Six months ago
we were assigned
to the New York bureau
as senior agents.
- Lieutenants,
I have an assignment for you.
- Is it dangerous?
- Are we going into the field?
- You're goddamn right you are.
Here's the deal.
We just arrested
Chi Chi Gutierrez,
and he told us
that the 84th Street Gang
is smuggling cocaine
in ceramic monkey figurines
down at the docks
at midnight tonight.
So what I need
from the two of you
is to pick up my dry cleaning,
because I'm gonna miss it.
[laughter]
- If he's not gonna
give us anything,
we need to open a case
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