Career Opportunities Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1991
- 83 min
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about living at
home at your age?
The meals are great.
I mean, there's cable.
The accommodations
are excellent, five-star.
What do you care if
I'm living at home or not?
Hey, I didn't come here
to irritate you.
Well, you're beginning to.
Great.
That's really great.
I gotta stop saying
those kinds of things.
Those freakin' kids!
I knew I couldn't trust 'em.
Town liar.
That's a nice rep.
I bet it was Gregory,
that little weasel.
Top secret, and they still
shoot off their mouths!
If I'd really been
a French spy,
those little tots
would've gotten me killed!
Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
My testicles shoved down my throat.
A piece of dynamite
stuck up my ass!
She's so beautiful.
And I'm the town liar.
# Sha-la-la-la-la
La-la-la #
# Sha-la-la-la-la
La-la-la #
# Sha-la-la-la-la
La-la-la #
# Sha-la-la-la-la
La-la-la #
# Shiny boat through
the open doorway #
# Fell in love
on a summer day #
# You're only young once
but that's all right #
# Because it's just
so good to be alive #
# Take away your troubles
Take them out the door #
# Ohh, nothing on my mind
except my new love #
# Nothing on my mind
except my new love #
# Sha-la-la-la-la
La-la-la #
# Sha-la-la-la-la
La-la-la ##
Jim, there's
There's no one to impress.
I'm not impressed by a man
telling me he likes living at home.
Excuse me, I'm not lying,
and I'm not trying
to impress you.
So if you'll excuse me,
I have to clean dead flies
out of the lighting fixtures.
Okay, my error.
I apologize.
It's just that I
can't imagine a man...
giving up his independence,
his right to mate,
to have a family,
to build a life for himself,
for good cooking.
Hold on.
I have not given
up my right to mate.
I have the right to mate...
anytime I feel like mating.
You go out with someone.
You bring her home.
You introduce her to...
Mom, Dad, Sis, Billy,
Wolfie the dog.
Cocktails in the rumpus room,
and then do it on the bunk bed?
Let's analyze that remark.
I don't have a dog,
my brother's
not named Billy,
and I don't even
have a rumpus room.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Spit on me,
make me feel lousy.
Jim?
You said something
that wasn't true.
No.
No, I said that I can
have sex when I want to, and I do.
However, I was
looking forward...
to a nice, quiet evening
of janitoring.
I don't think you see
what I'm getting at.
I see what you're getting at.
I'm a lying monk with an Oedipus complex
and an appetite for home cooking.
Don't forget,
you're the indecisive shoplifter.
Yes! Exactly.
I would do anything
to be in your shoes.
These are Darnell's shoes.
You have freedom,
and you're not using it.
It makes me sad.
You have the wealth of the entire town,
and you're trying to get arrested.
- That makes me sad.
- That makes me sad, too.
- That's pretty stupid.
- It's very stupid.
Are you serious?
I mean, you haven't
been drinking?
This isn't
the bottle talking?
No.
Then why don't you
just talk to the guy?
For the same reason that
you can't leave home,
I can't tell my father
to go to hell.
Why not?
Because I don't
want to be alone.
Mr. McClellan?
You ever have any family problems,
you and your daughter?
What the hell
do you think this is?
You got a point.
Would you go
with me somewhere?
- Where?
- Florida?
Wyoming? Spain?
It doesn't really matter,
just away somewhere.
I'd love to.
I just can't afford to be...
capricious and carefree
like yourself.
something, and really go for it.
- Night janitor?
- It's a beginning.
- I-I'm lookin' at...
- It's an end.
Maybe if you had
a destination in mind,
that would make all the
difference in the worid.
- Why?
- Well, uh,
I'm just not built to
aimlessly roam the worid.
I'm too conservative for that.
Well, I was thinking
about Los ngeles.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- What for?
- Live, work.
- At what?
- Whatever.
And what about
your father?
When I don't die,
he'll realize I can
make it on my own.
If I do, he'll have the satisfaction
of knowing that I can't.
If he brings me back,
or if I go back on my own,
he's just gonna beat
the sh*t out of me.
- So it doesn't make a difference.
- Literally?
Yeah.
- Sad.
- Yeah, it's sad.
Until he throws you across
the room, it's sad.
I'm afraid to live with him,
and I'm afraid to live without...
You didn't come to work
to hear this stuff. I'm really sorry.
I'm gonna clean this up.
I'm just surprised.
I thought everything
was okay, you know.
I figured you got a nice car,
a nice house, some money.
- Everything's okay.
- It should be, but it's not.
It's twisted
and it's distorted,
and it can't be changed
and it cannot be saved.
I'll go with you.
Really?
Yeah.
We have to get a car.
Let's get through
the night, first.
- I have money.
- How much?
Fifty-two thousand dollars.
On you?
In my purse.
Fifty-two thousand dollars.
Wow.
I've never seen
so much money in my life.
This is more than
my house cost.
Jim, now that I'm
spending the night,
how can I pay you back...
for being so cold
to you in high school?
Do you need an
answer right away?
No. Sometime before
the sun comes up.
Well, uh,
you're probably not
going to remember this,
but, uh,
there was a homecoming dance
our sophomore year.
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you remember Mrs. Noble?
Large, hairy gym teacher with
suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge?
I had her for two years.
She made everybody
switch partners...
because the fat giris
were dancing together,
and the doinks, myself included, were
against the wall blowing spit bubbles.
Right.
Well, for three-quarters...
of one verse of a slow song,
we danced together.
You reeked of Stri-Dex.
Oh, no, that was Larry Fry.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
- You got your hair caught in my braces.
- I don't remember.
Well, it's not important.
I had...
Well, I had just always...
dreamed of finishing that dance.
Okay.
Don't feel you have
to answer right away.
It's just a small portion
of my life that's incomplete.
I thought you were gonna
say something different.
Well,
first things first.
# When things go wrong #
# As they sometimes will #
# When the road you're trodding
seems all uphill #
# When the funds are low #
# And the debts are high #
# And you wanna smile
but you have to sigh #
# When care is pressing
you down a bit #
# Rest if you must #
# But don't you quit #
# Oh no #
# Don't you quit #
# Oh no #
# But you never can tell #
# How close you are #
# It may be near
when it seems so far #
# Ooo ooo ##
You're ticklish there?
Aaah!
Ow.
Officer Don!
You scared the crap out of me.
I thought it was the custodian.
What are you doing?
I work here now.
You wanna let me in?
I'd love to.
I don't have the keys.
I'm locked in 'til 7 a.m.
- What's going on?
- Have you seen Josie McClellan?
Of course.
Uh, dark hair,
green eyes, beautiful.
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