Carpinteros en el taller Page #3

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In Haiti.

Ah so you are Haitian!

- I was born here.

- Where is here?

In Dajabon, like my dad.

Well, same thing,

you were born on the border.

You're from neither

here or there, dumbass.

Anyway, if you don't get someone

to expedite your case...

...it will get really ugly for you.

I've been here for 8 years

and in a couple more...

...I'll apply for parole, then you'll

see me outside prancing like a lion.

You see, I have murdered some folks...

You know, once in a while,

for business reasons, 'cause I'm a hustler.

You copy?

Our thing was larceny and robbery.

I was in charge of driving and looking out...

That's why you're such a dumbass,

you never got your hands dirty.

You think they caught me

with my dick in my hands!?

The driver is the sitting duck of the bunch.

He has both hands busy.

Well, grab that ladle and get busy and

at least learn how to cook.

So you won't have it hard here.

Look, watch you don't sack my woman.

Don't play dumb with me

so I won't have to straighten you up.

- I'm done.

- Where are you going?

To the cell blocks.

Well, you can signal Yanelly

on your way there.

Tell her to send me

that thing she knows.

- What thing?

- You're going to tell her this.

"Send him that thing you know."

She'll understand.

And ask her to send me...

...another photo.

I'm tired of jerking off to the same one.

- So how do you say "photo"?

- Like this.

Hey.

I'm watching you,

you hear?

Do what I say, and you'll be fine.

"Your man wants another one."

"Another what?"

"Photo."

"But I don't want to

send him another one."

"He wants the photo to jerk off."

"Not like that!

Quit messing around!"

"OK."

"You make yourself very clear.

I really like that."

"I'm just the messenger."

"Tell him to leave me alone.

I'm sending no photos."

"She says no."

"Ask her why."

"Why not?"

"Because when I was

in solitary confinement...

...he was flirting with someone else."

"Tell him to leave me alone."

"Because you were

flirting with someone else."

"Leave her alone.

Don't say anything else."

What?

"Come down!"

JELIN, MARRY ME?

I'm in love!

I love you! I love you!

Of course I'll marry you!

As soon as

I get out of here, baby!

When women act like this you just

take the road and they stop the hassle.

You got to tell her I was just asking

her friends where she was.

- Okay.

- Do you think "pecker-talking" is cheap?

I send her 500 pesos constantly

and pay for her cell phone.

So she can't f*** with me.

How do you send her the money?

I just send it! You don't need

to know the details, "pokemon".

- Not like I'm interested anyways.

- You better not.

Well well, you're really quick!

Look at this!

What's wrong with you?

You're acting weird.

I'm here doing my time mindful that

you won't stab me with that rusty knife.

Hey, watch what you say...

What do you want?

I have you working in the kitchen.

Would you rather scrub toilets?

Do I look like a cook to you?

Put me to work in your operation.

What operation?

You better learn how to cook

so you never go to jail again, dumbass.

Get out of my sight!

Where are you going?

We're not done here.

You don't have to know everything.

Check under your seat.

Let me know if you want to keep going at it.

"Didn't I tell him to leave me alone?"

"He was just asking for you."

"He's making you say nonsense."

"What he says is a lie."

"But he wants to

clear things up with you."

"I'm the one who is clear!"

"Keep telling her it's a lie!"

- We need you in the kitchen.

- I'll be right there.

- The merchandise got messed up.

- What do you mean messed up?

- That stuff can't get damaged!

- Well, it did.

"I'll be watching you."

"Look, I have nothing to do with this."

"I'm just the messenger."

"Enough of that.

Let's talk about something else."

"What's up with you?"

"What's up...

...with me?"

"Yeah. I like you. You set me on fire"

"But you don't...

...know me."

"That's OK. You'll soon realize

that if enough time...

...is spent doing this..."

"...you will learn to sense

my touch and my embrace"

Down, everyone!

Stand up.

To the wall.

Get down.

Stay down, everyone.

So you're still

"pecker-talking" through this side?

If I hear of one more brawl,

I'm boarding up all the windows.

- Were you smoking?

- What do you mean?

Show me your hands.

Come on, sir, what's wrong?

Be quite.

Be careful, I'm watching you.

Be really careful.

Who knows how

to prune weed and grass?

- Me, me!

- I do, I do!

Silence!

Silence!

None of you screaming queens

will do it.

It's going to be you, you and you.

Tomorrow morning

I'll send for you.

You heard?

You heard me?

You look way better like that.

You look like somebody now.

Be careful how you look at me.

We'll talk tomorrow.

F***. This sh*t is full of rice.

Rogelio punctured it

while moving it.

Then he's paying for them.

Is this the only one damaged?

Just that one.

I'm sick of telling you not to mix

this sh*t up with the rice!

They're all getting messed up!

How's the can

you had down stairs?

It's OK.

- You checked?

- Yeah.

Next.

Next.

Here comes the guard!

Put it out!

Do you think I didn't see you?

Which of you three was smoking?

We don't smoke.

- None of you?

- No.

Let me see your hands.

Ma'am, it was me.

This is a non-smoking area.

I don't care what you do

over there in your prison...

...but smoking is prohibited here.

Do you want me to report you

to your supervisor?

It won't happen again.

You three got off the hook...

'cause I didn't catch you

with the cigarette in your hands.

Now get back in.

The bell just rang.

Which of you knows tech stuff and

air conditioning repair?

"Tell her you know how."

I do.

Come with me to my office

so you can fix my air conditioning.

And maybe I can spare you from not having

to report this to your supervisors.

Come this way.

The filter is dirty, ma'am.

I know it's dirty,

that's why I asked you to come.

Even if I clean it,

I have to open it all up.

I need tools I have

on the other side.

All right, but...

I won't let you oft the hook that easy

after what you did back there.

You have to come back tomorrow

with your tools to repair it.

- Get me out of here!

- Hey! Hey!

Wait over there.

- Wait there and don't move.

- Yes, ma'am.

- What's going on with you?

- Come here.

- How is it going?

- All right.

- What's your name?

- Julian.

So you're the new inmate

from across the wall?

Yes.

I am Yanelly.

I know. You're famous

back there.

Come on, open the door!

Yes?

The supervisor locked me in here.

Why?

- I don't know.

- You don't know why?

She locked you in because

you have no business being in here.

Are you going to let me out?

- Are you going to behave?

- Yes.

So why are you sending me

messages from Manaury?

- I get paid for it.

- So you're a messenger boy?

- Hey, dial that down a bit?

- Tell me something.

What do you want me

to talk you about?

- About you.

- Me?

Alright.

- Are you going to keep coming back?

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