Casting Couch Page #2
A HORROR FILM.
- YES, HORROR FILMS LOVE SLUTS.
WHILE THEY'RE CAMPING
IN THE WOODS.
- BE REALISTIC.
- WHAT?
THIS ISN'T A REAL MOVIE.
SLUMBER PARTY.
- JACKPOT.
- BAM.
- FIVE GIRLS
HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY
IN A HOUSE OVERNIGHT.
- NOT BAD.
OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS.
MY PERFECT GIRL.
- AND I'LL FINALLY WRITE MINE.
ONE MORE GIRL,
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED
A HAPPY PRODUCER.
- I'VE NEVER PRODUCED ANYTHING.
- BUT THIS ISN'T A REAL MOVIE.
- BUT IT IS A REAL DOCUMENTARY.
WHAT'S UP, NEWT?
- HEY, BEN.
- FOCUS.
- I'M LISTENING.
ARE WRITING SCENES
IT'S CALLED
- YEAH, I GET IT.
- SO YOU'RE IN?
- NO.
AND I DON'T THINK GIRLS
WILL BE, EITHER.
THIS IS L.A.
OUT THERE.
YOU HAVE A POINT.
- YOU SEE?
WHEN THEY FIND OU THAT THERE'S NO REAL MOVIE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
STRETCH IT OU AS LONG AS WE CAN.
- LONG ENOUGH
FOR A KICKOFF PARTY
AND A TABLE READ.
- HOW DO YOU HAVE A TABLE READ
WITHOUT A SCRIPT?
- MAYBE THAT'S WHERE
IT'LL ALL END, THEN,
- IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.
- BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY,
IN THIS DOCUMENTARY.
FOR THIS.
I'M IN.
- PRAISE JESUS.
I'VE KNOWN BEN
SINCE KINDERGARTEN.
THE FIRST TIME I FINGERED A GIRL
WAS AT HIS:
HE'S A COOL GUY,
WITH THE LADIES.
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S ANAL,
AN ADVERTISING DORK.
HE SHOULD BE A MOVIE PRODUCER.
TO PUSSYLESS NIGHTS
WOULD CHANGE DRASTICALLY.
- HE'S A SMART GUY.
LIKE WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
YOU CAN'T PUT GIRLS
IN A DOCUMENTARY
WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.
IN IT, EITHER.
clang!
[funky rock music]
- HE'S SUPER SUCCESSFUL.
HE OWNS A COMPANY.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T KNOW,
- FANTASTIC.
A MOVIE BEFORE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, AND THE LADIES LOVE HIM.
- FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE
- OH, WHY, THANK YOU, BAMBI.
[smooches]
- AIN'T SHE A PEACH?
- SHE'S NOT UGLY.
- AND IF YOU LIKE BRUNETTES...
HEY, ARIEL!
- HI, BOYS.
boing!
NEEDS A POOL BOY.
- A FAKE CASTING SESSION, HUH?
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A FUN IDEA.
- SO YOU'RE IN?
- [laughing]
WHOA.
I DON'T NEED
- HE DOESN'T.
LOVES JOHNSON,
AND JOHNSON KNOWS
PLUS I LIKE CHASE.
HE'S MY BOY.
- YOU ROCK, DUDE.
- I KNOW.
[hip-hop music]
WE NEED.
- LIKE WHAT?
- LIKE WHERE ARE WE GONNA SHOO MOST OF THIS,
HOLD AUDITIONS,
- OH, YEAH.
- I DON'T KNOW.
CAN YOU, NEWT?
- I'D RATHER NOT.
- YOU KNOW ANY GOOD DIRECTORS?
- [chuckles]
NOT GOOD DIRECTORS.
- WHAT?
OR INDIANS,
SO YOU DON'T KNOW ANY DIRECTORS.
- ACTUALLY, I DID THIS ONE PLAY.
- OH, YEAH.
- THE DIRECTOR, PARKER,
- CRAZY GOOD LIKE AN ARTIS OR CRAZY BAD?
- CRAZY LIKE
- WHAT'D HE SAY?
- "YOU'RE FIRED."
- OH, SO THIS GUY MIGHT ACTUALLY
KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
BEN'S A REAL DICK.
I MEAN, I GUESS
HE IS SCARY AND MOODY, THOUGH,
BUT HE DOES HAVE A NICE THEATER.
- PERFECT.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WELL,
SO PEACE.
- WHO KNOWS?
WELL, LET'S HEAD OVER
OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
- NO F***ING WAY.
- WHY NOT?
ONE EXTRA LINE.
- AND IT RUINED THE PERFEC COMEDIC TIMING
THAT I HAD MASTERMINDED.
- I'M SORRY.
AND SECONDLY,
- YOU DON'T?
- YOU DON'T?
- NO, THEY'RE ANNOYING,
- WOW.
A GAY CHARACTER?
- WHY NOT?
- YEAH, WHY NOT?
GETTING SLAUGHTERED
AT A SLUMBER PARTY.
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
- WE HAVEN'T EXACTLY IRONED OU ALL THE DETAILS YET.
I REMEMBER JUSTIN
LAST YEAR,
- ASSISTANT?
- YES.
- YOU KNOW THIS ISN' A REAL MOVIE
YOU'RE DIRECTING, RIGHT?
MY CREDITS, MY THEATER?
- YEAH.
AFTER OPENING NIGHT?
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
- RYAN?
- RYAN.
THAT'S IT.
BINGO.
A MALE CHARACTER
- PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
- WHATEVER.
OF A FILM:
THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAKING.
- PRECISELY.
- COOL.
I'M DOWN.
- HEY, BOYS.
I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET.
- HEY, I'M BEN.
- COOL.
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