Casting Couch Page #3
I'M KATIE.
- WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE.
- YAY!
- WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
- THEN I HAD
THIS BRILLIANT THOUGHT.
ON BOARD TOO,
YOU KNOW, FOR SAFEKEEPING?
- SAFEKEEPING?
- AS PRODUCER,
I'M ALWAYS LOOKING OU FOR OUR BEST INTERESTS,
OF INSULTING THE FEMININE RACE,
WOULD CERTAINLY LESSEN THE BLOW.
KIND OF SMART.
OUR BRIDGE KEEPER,
- I LIKE IT.
- I LOVE IT.
[upbeat rock music]
- I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TANNING.
SPROUTED LEGS.
- F*** YEAH, IT HAS!
AROUND FIVE GIRLS...
- HOT SLUTS.
A SLUMBER PARTY...
AND RIPS:
THEIR F***ING HEADS OFF!
- EH, SOMETHING ALONG
THOSE LINES.
- I THOUGH I WAS PLAYING THE LEAD.
- SO WE ADDED CHASE LOCKWOOD IN
HE COMES IN AND SAVES THE DAY!
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
FAKE ACTORS IN THE FAKE MOVIE.
A LITTLE B*TCH ABOUT EVERYTHING,
CHASE'S BEST FRIEND.
- NOPE.
- VAMPIRES?
- NOPE.
- SUPERMODELS?
- OKAY.
- I DON'T WRITE HOMOS...
ANYMORE.
AT THIS POINT.
- SO I AGREED.
THE FIERCE MONSTER
- MOTIVE, GUYS?
SAW HER BOYFRIEND
KISSING ANOTHER GUY,
AND THAT MADE HER REALLY UPSET.
TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER
WASN'T READY
TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSE JUST YET,
BEFORE HIS SECRE SPREAD TOO FAR.
both:
YES.- F***.
- LONG LIVE
I'M IN.
[upbeat rock music]
- IT'S TOO LATE
IT'S THE CROWD
IT'S FOR ME
IT'S FOR ME
IT'S FOR ME
IT'S FOR ME
IT'S TOO LATE
- HERE'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.
- SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF GIRLS
ON THEIR PERIOD.
- OKAY.
AND I NEED EACH ONE OF YOU GUYS
TO SEND ME:
A DETAILED DESCRIPTION
THAT WAY,
AND GET A LITTLE
CASTING NOTICE UP.
- BIG TITS.
- I SECOND THAT.
- [scoffs]
GREAT, GUYS.
- GROSS.
THE ONLY THING TATAS DO FOR ME
IS REMIND ME:
OF WHEN I DRANK:
MY MOTHER'S MILK.
- SERIOUSLY, GUYS.
THERE'S FIVE GIRLS
BEING CAST, RIGHT?
- YES.
- RIGHT.
- SO THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF US,
- YES, PARKER?
- AND AS I UNDERSTAND IT,
- TWO, ACTUALLY.
- WHY TWO?
TWO DUDES KISS,
- NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY.
- GUYS, FOCUS.
THIS CASTING NOTICE SERIOUSLY.
THEIR PERFECT GIRL.
- AHEM.
- AND BOY.
- A GOOD GIRL-NEXT-DOOR TYPE,
PREFERABLY BRUNETTE,
GOOD SMILE,
AND A LITTLE QUIRKY,
HAS B*OBS,
AND ISN'T CRAZY.
- YOU KNOW, BLONDE OR BRUNETTE,
DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
THOUGH, OBVIOUSLY,
AND SHE HAS TO TOLERATE THIS KID
THAT'S IN A MAN'S BODY.
ANAL PLAY.
- BRUNETTE.
PETITE.
GORGEOUS FACE.
GREAT SMILE.
SWEET ASS.
IN MY HAND.
LOVE ASS.
BUT ASS.
THE PERFECT BLONDE,
THE KIND WHOSE LOOKS AND SMILES
LIGHTS UP A ROOM,
ABOUT 5'2" TO 5'7"
TOTALLY COOL, THOUGH,
MAKES HER EASIER TO MANIPULATE.
- [sighs]
THE PERFECT GUY.
PREPPY TO JOCKISH.
AROUND 25.
MUSCULAR.
NO, NO, NOT MUSCULAR.
WELL-TONED.
JUST NOT CHUNKY.
F*** CHUNKY.
- BLOND...
- BLOND...
- NICE LIPS...
- SEXY LIPS...
- TAN...
- FAKE TAN.
WELL, IT DOESN' HAVE TO BE FAKE.
JUST TAN, I GUESS.
- AND BIG, BEAUTIFUL
F***ING TITTIES.
- WELL, THAT WAS AN EXPERIENCE.
- OKAY, MAYBE THIS
COULD BE, UM,
WRONG?
OKAY, THEN.
- WELL, I'D BE FLATTERED
IF I WERE CHOSEN.
- THANK YOU, KATIE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
- UH, I DID NOTICE
THAT WE MIGHT BE FACING, THOUGH.
- WHAT?
- WELL, NOBODY DESCRIBED
A, UM--UM--
- A WHAT?
F***ING KIDDING ME.
- BUT WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER?
TO THINK WE'RE RACIST.
- I DON'T KNOW.
ANYONE WHO LOOKS
OR DISTRIBUTORS ONE DAY.
AS A DOCUMENTARY EVENTUALLY,
RIGHT?
- THANK YOU, NEWT.
- NO, SHUT UP, NEWT!
- SOMETIMES I THINK
JUSTIN FORGETS:
- I SEE WHERE
YOU'RE COMING FROM,
I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT CATERING:
I MEAN, UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS
WHO ISN'T WHITE.
- YEAH.
SURE, WHY NOT?
- WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
KIND OF YOU.
BITE THE BULLET?
AS POLITICALLY CORREC
AND CONSIDERATE AS POSSIBLE
IN THIS PROJECT.
- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
FOR OPEN ETHNICITY.
- OKAY, SO IT'S SETTLED.
KATIE, YOU HAVE ALL THE NOTES?
- RIGHT HERE.
- PERFECT.
TONIGHT YOU, ME, AND BEN
PROBABLY CAN GE OVER 1,000 SUBMISSIONS.
- MAYBE 1 MILLION.
- DOUBTFUL.
IN THIS THING, RIGHT?
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