Casual Sex? Page #8

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you know.

You probably

had a wild night

or somethin'.

I mean, who needs a visit

from the Vin Man

on New Year's Eve?

You know what I'm sayin'?

I understand.

I mean--

Hey, look, you have

a good New Year's,

all right?

I'm gonna, uh, take off.

Vinny.

You want some breakfast?

Um, you know,

I could eat somethin'.

I'm kinda hungry.

I been drivin' a while,

you know.

I can make you an omelet.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, yeah?

You a good cook?

I been doin'

some cookin' myself.

How 'bout I make you

an omelet, huh?

That would be nice.

Okay, wait a minute.

Hang on. I got--

Hang on.

What?

Wait.

Merry Christmas.

Ohh!

[ Giggling ]

[ Limo Door Shuts ]

Oh, my God!

You like him?

What's his name?

I didn't give him a name.

You-- You choose somethin'.

[ Continues Giggling ]

I don't know.

He's chewing my hair up.

[ Growling ]

Look at his little face.

[ Yaps ]

Ooh!

He's so cute!

[ Yapping Continues ]

[ Imitates Barking ]

He's a cute one,

huh?

That's so sweet.

[ Guitar ]

[ Sleigh Bells

Jingling ]

[ Continues ]

Jingle bell, jingle bell

Jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing

and jingle bells ring

Snowin' and blowin' up

bushels of fun

Now the jingle hop

has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell

Jingle bell rock

[ Doorbell Chimes ]

Jingle bells chime

in jingle bell time

Dancin' and prancin'

in jingle bell square

Merry Christmas!

In the frosty air

Glad you could come.

Hi.

- [ Barking ]

- Whoa! What do you

say there, big guy?

Let's put them

by the tree.

Hi, Nicky!

[ Chattering ]

[ Barking Continues ]

[ Nicky ]

Come on, Daddy!

Hey, come here!

Help us, Jamie!

Help us! Help us!

Help us!

[ Chattering Continues ]

Jingle bell time

is a swell time

To go ridin'

in a one-horse sleigh

Daddy! Come on!

[ Laughing ]

Melissa.

What?

There's your boyfriend.

So what?

There's yours.

[ Loud Grunting ]

[ Laughing, Shouting ]

Get 'em!

Yeah.

That's the jingle bell

That's the jingle bell

There's my boyfriend.

That's

the jingle bell rock

[ Reggae ]

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual sex

Once upon a time

Love with the proper stranger

was divine

Like vintage wine

To be tasted

Never wasted

There was a time

When your promiscuity

was fine

Now it's a crime

And the word

if you haven't heard is

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual sex

Yeah, man!

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual sex

Get up, man!

Once upon a time

A man with experience

was a welcome find

Top of the line

Sit back, baby

Just enjoy the ride

Now such a guy

Can't even get a date

on a Friday night

You know why

Girls are waitin',

interrogatin'

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual sex

Yeah, man!

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual

No more, no more

No more, no more, no more

No more, no more

No more, no more, no more

Something's happenin'

Somebody's runnin' then

All the innocent

happen to be horny men

Something's happenin'

Something's imminent

Just for livin' in

Sodom and Gomorr-again

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man

No casual sex

[ Howls ]

[ Trills ]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Whoo! Whoo!

Once upon a time

Every girl was approachable

and primed

Now there's a sign

Hangs on the hearts

and the private parts

Says no more

casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual sex

Yeah, man!

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man!

No casual sex

Yeah, man!

Oooh-ooh-ooo-ooh

Oooh-ooh, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Bang-bang!

Oooh-ooh-ooo-ooh

Oooh-ooh, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Bang-bang!

Oooh-ooh-ooo-ooh

Oooh-ooh, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Bang-bang!

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man

No casual sex

No more casual sex, man

Hey, man

No casual sex

Come on! Hyah!

No casual sex

No more, no more

No more

No casual sex

Such a casualty

Casual sex

[ Singers Grunting, Shouting ]

Casual sex

Casual sex

Casual sex

[ Laughing,

Shouting Continues ]

Ohh!

Ohh!

[ Howls ]

[ Fades ]

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