Cavemen Page #7

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when I was with twins?

You know, I mean, it was

weird because, I mean,

one of them had these just

really beautiful tits

and you know, the other,

she was flat as a pancake.

Which made me wonder,

I mean, were they identical

or fraternal twins because

I mean, yeah, sure they had

very similar faces,

but their breasts

were completely different sizes.

Thanks, Jay.

Go get him.

I'm an idiot.

Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

Anna, wait.

Anna! Anna! Anna!

Wait wait wait.

Andre, stop.

I don't want to hear it, okay?

- Just listen for one second.

- Stop.

Anna.

- LAX, please.

- Anna, don't.

Don't do this.

LAX?

Hi.

Beth.

Let go.

Please just stop.

You are hurting me.

Oh my!

Here!

Oh my God!

Dean.

Yeah?

I love you.

Next stop:
Union Station

You hear that voice, Dean?

What voice?

The voice in your head.

You mean you?

Exactly and what am

I telling you to do?

Hey, guys?

Tess, I need to speak with you.

Sh*t.

No. Stop.

Dude.

Hey, I need to speak

with Tess for a second.

That's great. Not here.

She's not?

Is he joining us?

Oh, thank God.

It frightens him.

Hi.

So.

So I take it things didn't

go so hot for you and Jay?

Looks that way.

How about you and Kat?

Oh, you know.

She told me she loved me.

And what'd you say?

I said thanks.

Thanks?

Thanks.

No thanks.

Yeah, I don't know.

She just wasn't the one.

Too many issues, you know?

You or her?

What? I don't have issues.

Are you on crack?

Not at the moment.

First of all, you're self-abusive.

What? Like in what way?

Like in the way you

love being miserable.

I don't think that's accurate.

Okay. You know, just keep living

in your fantasy world, Dean.

As if you don't have issues?

Miss look for the signs?

Ooh, God. Look! The signs!

They're there.

I never said I didn't.

So you don't deny it?

No. I don't deny it.

So you're saying you have issues?

Have I told you how much I hate you?

You don't hate me.

No, really. I do.

You really hate me?

No, Dean.

I don't hate you.

Taxi!

That's my ride.

Okay. Goodnight then.

And well played.

Hey! Are those fresh?

Go get her, you idiot.

No no no no.

Dammit.

F***.

What is this a**hole doing?

What are you talking about?

Um, I'm gonna.

I wanna get out here, okay?

Here you go. Thank you.

Here. For dealing with my crap.

I'll take 'em.

I love you so much.

True story?

Just a story.

Ice cream!

What the f*** are you gonna do?

I will f***ing hump you right now.

Oh my God!

You think Jay is gonna be okay?

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I have to warn you.

I kinda went through

an experimental phase.

No way. Me too.

Yeah, he'll be fine.

All right. Got everything?

Yeah. Definitely.

Yeah, you know, here's the

thing about masturbation.

It is like a cookie, because

at first you like it,

then you regret it, and

kind of get a little farty.

Seriously?

We're still filming this?

Kie kissing my bro.

- Cause he is dead!

- And he is dead!

Woo!

Yep. It's that time.

Oh!

Really?

She's making you

miserable, my friend.

I know.

Guys, Kenny is schvitzing like

a "schvintagoyd" over here.

I'll do the crotch

adjustment this time, sir.

I don't know if we'll

unless you really...

Oh, you'll see it.

Oh! Ow!

First of all, I just clocked you.

Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

- Okay.

Ah! I'm so close!

I want a big one!

I want a really big one!

Don't look at anything!

Don't... say something!

Say something!

Don't say anything!

Don't say anything!

Oh, where's the light.

I see the light!

The tingles are coming!

Feel free to use that

in your script, son.

Who wants a drink?

Sweetheart, oh God,

you look lonely.

Cut!

Guess what no is in Spanish?

What?

No!

Don't say anything!

Don't say anything!

Stop moving your head!

Stop it! Okay!

Vroom! Vroom!

- He won!

- Uh huh.

Look at the guy that won!

Cut!

Okay!

Action!

You're...

What's the first line?

- Move over.

- Well, I just...

We could still like do other stuff.

No, no! There's...

And, cut!

F*** you, Stan! It's like

Do do do do do do...

Cut!

Please make me stop.

Get out of it! Get out of it!

Roll off!

What?

Roll it off.

Oh, oh.

Jesus.

And that's a wrap!

Cut.

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