Chasing Amy Page #8
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- Year:
- 1997
- 113 min
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HOLDEN:
Isn't that the standard definition?
ALYSSA:
Again with the standards. I think
virginity is lost when you make love
for the first time.
HOLDEN:
With a member of the opposite sex.
ALYSSA:
Why? Why only then?
HOLDEN:
Because that's the standard.
ALYSSA:
So if a virgin is raped, then she's
still a virgin?
HOLDEN:
Of course not.
ALYSSA:
But rape is not the standard. So
she's had sex, but not the standard
idea of sex. Hence, according to
your definition, she'd still be a
virgin.
HOLDEN:
Okay, I'll revise. Virginity is lost
when the hymen is broken.
ALYSSA:
Then I lost my virginity at ten,
because I fell on a fence post when I
was ten, and it broke my hymen. Now I
have to tell people that I lost it to
a wooden post I'd known my whole young
life?
HOLDEN:
Second revision - virginity is lost
through penetration.
ALYSSA:
Physical penetration or emotional?
HOLDEN:
Emotional?
ALYSSA:
Well, I fell in love hard with Caitlin
Bree when we were in high school.
HOLDEN:
Physical penetration.
ALYSSA:
We had sex.
HOLDEN:
Yeah, but not real sex.
ALYSSA:
I move to have that remark stricken
from the record. On account of it
makes you come off as completely naive
and infantile.
HOLDEN:
Well where's the penetration in
lesbian sex.
Alyssa holds up her hand.
HOLDEN:
A finger? Come on. I've had my
finger in my ass but I wouldn't say
I've had anal sex.
ALYSSA:
Did I hold up a finger?
(waves her hand)
HOLDEN:
(beat; then he gets it)
You're kidding?!?!
(she nods)
How...?!?
ALYSSA:
Our bodies are built to pass a child,
for Christ's sake.
HOLDEN:
But doesn't it hurt?!
ALYSSA:
Sure. But in a good way. And it's
only a once-in-awhile thing - reserved
for really special occasions.
HOLDEN:
What about not-so-special occasions?
ALYSSA:
Tongue only.
HOLDEN:
But how can that be enough? I mean,
let's be real - how big can a tongue
even get?
Alyssa swallows what she's chewing and releases her
tongue, which is just huge. Holden is transfixed.
Alyssa wraps it back up and smiles, standing.
ALYSSA:
Let's go.
She exits. Holden remains in the swing. Alyssa comes
back in.
ALYSSA:
Come on.
HOLDEN:
Just...uh... just give me a moment.
INT AIRPORT - DAY
Holden enters. Banky tries to balance way-too-much
luggage.
HOLDEN:
Look at you. It's a two day trip.
BANKY:
I got the Sega in one bag, my clothes
in the other, and two months worth of
unread comics in this one.
HOLDEN:
We're going to a convention, for the
love of God. We'll be busy from ten
'till eight each day.
When are you possibly going to have
time for any of that sh*t? In fact,
f*** it - you're leaving some of this
sh*t here in a locker. Come on - give
me the two that aren't clothes.
BANKY:
Hold on.
(starts rifling through one
bag)
HOLDEN:
What are you doing?
BANKY:
I just have to get something.
(pulls out a huge stack of
porno books)
HOLDEN:
Who are you, Larry f***ing Flynt?
What are you going to do with all of
those?
BANKY:
Read the articles. What do you think
I'm going to do with them? They're
stroke books.
HOLDEN:
You've got like thirty books there!
We're only there for two days!
BANKY:
(leafing through mags)
Variety's the spice of life. I like a
wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the
mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I
like them arty and air-brushed. Some
times it's a spread brown-eye kind of
night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl
time. Sometimes a steamy letter will
do it, sometimes - not often, but
sometimes - I like the idea of a chick
with a horse.
A beeping sound is heard. Holden checks his beeper.
HOLDEN:
Go check us in. I've gotta call
Alyssa.
BANKY:
His master's voice.
HOLDEN:
Put that stuff away.
Holden exits. Banky starts packing his mags up. A
little KID enters, staring at him.
KID:
What are those?
BANKY:
(looks at kid then books)
Do you Like horsies?
Holden finishes dialing the phone. Cross cut between him
and Alyssa at home.
ALYSSA:
I hope for the sake of the women
you've dated that you're only this
quick in returning calls.
HOLDEN:
What's up? I'm about to get on a
plane.
ALYSSA:
Ohhh. Why!
HOLDEN:
Last minute invite to the Dragon Con'.
ALYSSA:
Sh*t.
HOLDEN:
What?
ALYSSA:
My sister's at my parents'. I was
gonna go see her.
HOLDEN:
The one that wrote the book?
ALYSSA:
Yeah. But I was staying all weekend,
and I wanted to hang our with you.
This sucks.
HOLDEN:
You didn't get invited to the Con'?
ALYSSA:
I don't do southern con's - all the
chicks have that annoying drawl. You
know how hard it is nor to laugh when
someone moans "Fuhhk me"?
HOLDEN:
Well this sucks.
(thinks)
You know - both of us don't have to
go.
ALYSSA:
Really?
HOLDEN:
Yeah. Banky can go by himself. It's
not like we're on a panel. It was
just a signing appearance.
ALYSSA:
If you come pick me up, I'll be your
best friend.
HOLDEN:
(beat)
Where's your apartment?
ALYSSA:
I'm not there. I'm at a friend's - in
the Village. Corner of Houston and
Mercer. Number eighty six, apartment
6-D.
HOLDEN:
I'll be there in half an hour.
ALYSSA:
You're so easy.
They hang up. Holden reacts to something OC and exits
quickly.
C11. Banky points to pictures in the book. The kid looks
on.
BANKY:
...And then Black Beauty couldn't take
it any longer, and he finally did some
of his own mounting.
KID:
(off book)
Wow.
Holden grabs Banky's arm and drags him away.
HOLDEN:
What are you doing?
BANKY:
(waving to kid)
I think I want kids of my own one day.
They're fun.
HOLDEN:
Listen to me - I'm not going. You're
going to have to do this one by
yourself.
BANKY:
What? Why?
HOLDEN:
Alyssa's coming down for the weekend,
so I want to hang out with her. You
don't need me for this.
(taking his excess baggage)
Meantime, I'll take this stuff home.
You can keep the filth. I'll pick you
up at nine Sunday night, alright?
Don't forget to plug the Annual and
don't mention the t.v. show, okay?
Call me if you get bored.
And he's gone. Banky stands there, open-mouthed. A
check-in FLIGHT ATTENDANT comes up to him. His name-tag
reads 'Frank'.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Checking in, sir!
BANKY:
(still watching Holden go)
Hunhh!
(looks at F.A.)
Yeah. But this is carry-on.
F.A.
Federal aviation security law requires
me to ask if you've been given any
strange gifts or parcels to carry-on
since arriving at the airport today.
BANKY:
(thinks)
Not this trip. But one time, when I
was using curb side check-in, this sky-
cap gave me a cock ring and a set of
anal ben-wa balls. I always thought
that was pretty strange. He said his
name was Frank.
(looks closely at him)
Hey! You're name's Frank!
Banky storms away. The Flight Attendant watches him go.
F.A.
F***ing kids.
EXT APARTMENT 6-D - DAY
Holden knocks at the door. It opens. A WOMAN is
standing in the doorway in her bra She looks Holden up
and down and smirks.
WOMAN:
Let me guess - 'the right man'?
HOLDEN:
Excuse me?
WOMAN:
You've got it in your head that
Alyssa's not really into chicks - that
she just hasn't met the right man.
And you believe you're it. You're
going to treat her right, f*** her
like a stud, and 'straight-jacket' her
back from the land of the lost. And
the sad truth is that you'll
accomplish none of that and wind up as
either an even more bitter misogynist
or a reverse fag-hag.
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