Chastity Bites Page #10

Then she would have felt like a

next morning.

Then she would have felt like a total skeetch.

Then she would have felt like a total skeetch.

Precisely.

Total skeetch. Precisely.

Thank you, ashley, for

precisely. Thank you, ashley,

for rephrasing that so we could all

thank you, ashley,

for rephrasing that so we could all understand.

Rephrasing that so we could all understand.

Anybody else?

Understand. Anybody else?

Um, I have a question.

Anybody else? Um, I have a question.

Yes. Kelly, go ahead.

Um, I have a question. Yes. Kelly, go ahead.

Okay, so, what if you do love

yes. Kelly, go ahead. Okay, so,

what if you do love him and he loves you, too, and

okay, so, what if you do love him and he loves you, too,

and you both want to do it, like,

him and he loves you, too,

and you both want to do it, like, really bad?

You both want to do it, like, really bad?

You're trying to wait, but he

really bad? You're trying to wait,

but he says that it hurts him, and he

you're trying to wait, but he says that it hurts him,

and he says that waiting any longer

says that it hurts him, and he says that waiting

any longer could do permanent damage...

Says that waiting any longer could do

permanent damage... Down there?

Could do permanent damage... Down there?

And if that would have happened,

down there? And if that would have happened,

it would be totally all your

and if that would have happened, it would be

totally all your fault, especially when you both

it would be totally all your fault,

especially when you both want to do it, like, so bad.

Fault, especially when you both want to do it, like,

so bad. Uh, I think what kelly, one

want to do it, like, so bad. Uh, I think what kelly,

one of our chastity leaders, is

uh, I think what kelly, one of our chastity leaders,

is saying is, what if one of the

of our chastity leaders, is saying is,

what if one of the other girls is thinking that but

saying is, what if one of the other girls is

thinking that but is too shy to ask, you know?

Other girls is thinking that but is too shy to ask,

you know? Role-playing.

Is too shy to ask, you know?

Role-playing. Right, kelly?

Role-playing. Right, kelly?

Yeah, that was totally what I

right, kelly?

Yeah, that was totally what I was doing.

Yeah, that was totally what I was doing.

Like a hippo-theoretical

was doing.

Like a hippo-theoretical situation.

Like a hippo-theoretical situation.

Thank you, kelly.

Situation. Thank you, kelly.

And in that spirit, perhaps one

thank you, kelly. And in that spirit,

perhaps one of your peers would like to

and in that spirit,

perhaps one of your peers would like to answer.

Of your peers would like to answer.

Yes, noemi.

Answer. Yes, noemi.

I would never put anyone else

yes, noemi. I would never put anyone

else down for their choice, but I

I would never put anyone else down for their choice,

but I think if I ever felt that

down for their choice, but I think if I ever

felt that tempted, I would just get down

think if I ever felt that tempted,

I would just get down on my knees and pray to god --

tempted, I would just get down on my

knees and pray to god -- [Deep voice] No!

On my knees and pray to god -- [Deep voice] No!

[Thunder crashes]

[Deep voice] No!

[Thunder crashes] You must never mention his name

[thunder crashes] You must

never mention his name in here.

You must never mention his name in here.

[Normal voice] Hmm.

In here. [Normal voice] Hmm.

You see, my dear, um, we could

[normal voice] Hmm. You see, my dear, um,

we could get into a lot of trouble for

you see, my dear, um, we could get into a

lot of trouble for having that sort of talk in a

get into a lot of trouble for having that

sort of talk in a public school, yes?

Having that sort of talk in a public school, yes?

Well, I think that's enough for

public school, yes?

Well, I think that's enough for today.

Well, I think that's enough for today.

See you all next time.

Today. See you all next time.

Coffee?

See you all next time.

Coffee? Yeah, let's do it.

Coffee? Yeah, let's do it.

Totes dragging.

Yeah, let's do it.

Totes dragging. I know.

Totes dragging.

I know. You there.

I know.

You there. Me?

You there.

Me? Yes. You.

Me? Yes. You.

What was your name again?

Yes. You. What was your name again?

K-katharine.

What was your name again?

K-katharine. Ah. Katharine.

K-katharine. Ah. Katharine.

So many brave and beautiful

ah. Katharine. So many brave and

beautiful queens have shared that name,

so many brave and beautiful queens

have shared that name, you know.

Queens have shared that name,

you know. Hmm.

You know. Hmm.

I see you like flowers.

Hmm. I see you like flowers.

Uh-huh.

I see you like flowers. Uh-huh.

You must be quite the

uh-huh. You must be quite the naturalist,

my dear.

You must be quite the naturalist,

my dear. It's a wonderful thing for a

naturalist, my dear. It's a wonderful thing

for a young woman to respect wildlife

it's a wonderful thing for a young

woman to respect wildlife in all its glory.

Young woman to respect wildlife in all its glory.

Tell me, katharine, queen of the

in all its glory. Tell me, katharine,

queen of the daisies, have you kept your

tell me, katharine, queen of the daisies,

have you kept your virtue intact?

Daisies, have you kept your virtue intact?

Yes.

Virtue intact?

Yes. Hmm. Good.

Yes. Hmm. Good.

When the time is right, your

hmm. Good. When the time is right,

your blossom will be plucked by

when the time is right, your blossom will

be plucked by someone who sees your true

blossom will be plucked by someone

who sees your true beauty.

Someone who sees your true beauty.

Until then, I trust I will see

beauty. Until then,

I trust I will see you at our next meeting.

Until then,

I trust I will see you at our next meeting. Hmm.

[Exhales sharply]

Oh, hello.

You're katharine's little friend, yes?

You're katharine's little friend, yes?

What was your name again?

Friend, yes?

What was your name again? Leah.

What was your name again?

Leah. Ah, yes. Leah.

Leah. Ah, yes. Leah.

Why did you not join us for our

ah, yes. Leah.

Why did you not join us for our meeting?

Why did you not join us for our meeting?

Uh, I don't need a club to

meeting? Uh, I don't need a club to

teach me how to respect myself.

Uh, I don't need a club to teach me how to

respect myself. Aren't you tough as nails.

Teach me how to respect myself.

Aren't you tough as nails. Well, good for you.

Aren't you tough as nails. Well, good for you.

We could all use more headstrong

well, good for you. We could all use more

headstrong young women like yourself.

We could all use more headstrong

young women like yourself. [Scoffs]

Young women like yourself.

[Scoffs] Never been much of a joiner, I

[scoffs] Never been much of a joiner,

I guess.

Never been much of a joiner, I guess.

Not really the sorority type, if

guess. Not really the sorority type,

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