Chastity Bites Page #9

sense for both sexes, and this is just one

means the same sense for both sexes,

and this is just one cause for the serious

sexes, and this is just one cause for the

serious misunderstandings that divide

cause for the serious

misunderstandings that divide them."

Misunderstandings that divide them."

You've read "the second sex"?

Them." You've read "the second sex"?

Yeah, it's incredible.

You've read "the second sex"? Yeah, it's incredible.

And her protofeminist doctrine

yeah, it's incredible. And her protofeminist

doctrine was so ahead of its time, you

and her protofeminist doctrine was so ahead of its time,

you know?

Was so ahead of its time,

you know? And her, um, existential

know? And her, um,

existential writing, like the --

and her, um, existential writing,

like the -- "the ethics of ambiguity."

Writing, like the -- "the ethics of ambiguity."

We're just slapped in the face

"the ethics of ambiguity." We're just slapped

in the face with the absurdity of our own

we're just slapped in the face with

the absurdity of our own existence.

With the absurdity of our own existence.

I mean, that book, like,

existence. I mean, that book, like,

literally changed my life.

I mean, that book, like,

literally changed my life. Huh.

Literally changed my life. Huh.

Maybe we should discuss that

huh.

Maybe we should discuss that sometime.

Maybe we should discuss that sometime.

[Giggles] Bye!

Sometime.

[Giggles] Bye! See?

[Giggles] Bye! See?

He's cool and smart, and he's

see? He's cool and smart,

and he's kind of cute, don't you think?

He's cool and smart, and he's kind of cute,

don't you think? I see what you're doing, and

kind of cute, don't you think?

I see what you're doing, and I'm not falling for it.

I see what you're doing, and I'm not falling for it.

What? I'm -- I'm just giving

I'm not falling for it. What?

I'm -- I'm just giving things a little push.

What? I'm -- I'm just giving things a little push.

Kath, I need a push like a

things a little push.

Kath, I need a push like a fish needs a prius.

Kath, I need a push like a fish needs a prius.

Ba-dum!

Fish needs a prius.

Ba-dum! Ching!

Ba-dum! Ching!

Uh, listen, I think I forgot

ching! Uh, listen,

I think I forgot something in the library, so I

uh, listen, I think I forgot something in the library,

so I got to go, okay?

Something in the library, so I got to go, okay?

Yeah, I got to go back to the

got to go, okay?

Yeah, I got to go back to the journalism room.

Yeah, I got to go back to the journalism room.

Later, old buddy, old pal.

Journalism room.

Later, old buddy, old pal. Bye.

Later, old buddy, old pal. Bye.

Okay, chicas, let's come to

bye. Okay, chicas,

let's come to order so we can get started.

Okay, chicas, let's come to order so we can get started.

Liz, you have the floor.

Order so we can get started.

Liz, you have the floor. Thank you, ashley, and our

liz, you have the floor. Thank you, ashley,

and our other chastity leaders.

Thank you, ashley, and our other chastity leaders.

And welcome, all of you.

Other chastity leaders. And welcome,

all of you. It's wonderful to have so many

and welcome, all of you. It's wonderful to

have so many of you here today making a

it's wonderful to have so many of you here

today making a commitment to your virtue.

Of you here today making a commitment to your virtue.

You can be completely open to

commitment to your virtue. You can be completely

open to talk about any topic you wish to

you can be completely open to talk about any

topic you wish to discuss during our meetings.

Talk about any topic you wish to discuss during

our meetings. Whatever is said in this room

discuss during our meetings.

Whatever is said in this room stays in this room.

Whatever is said in this room stays in this room.

Cool.

Stays in this room. Cool.

It's just like vegas.

Cool. It's just like vegas.

Oh, hello.

It's just like vegas. Oh, hello.

I remember you from the

oh, hello.

I remember you from the auditorium, yes?

I remember you from the auditorium, yes?

Yes, of course.

Auditorium, yes? Yes, of course.

I'm delighted you could join us.

Yes, of course.

I'm delighted you could join us. Please. Sit.

I'm delighted you could join us.

Please. Sit. [Clears throat]

Please. Sit.

[Clears throat] [Chuckles]

[Clears throat] [Chuckles]

Now we may begin in earnest.

[Chuckles] Now we may begin in earnest.

Who would like to start?

Now we may begin in earnest. Who would like to start?

No one has a question or a story

who would like to start?

No one has a question or a story they'd like to share?

No one has a question or a story they'd like to share?

Some temptation they may have

they'd like to share?

Some temptation they may have faced recently?

Some temptation they may have faced recently?

Oh, very well.

Faced recently? Oh, very well.

If you're all going to be shy, I

oh, very well.

If you're all going to be shy, I shall begin.

If you're all going to be shy, I shall begin.

This story takes place in france

shall begin. This story takes place in

france when I was about your age.

This story takes place in france when I was

about your age. At a dance, I ran into a young

when I was about your age. At a dance,

I ran into a young man whom I'd met on holiday the

at a dance, I ran into a young man whom

I'd met on holiday the summer before.

Man whom I'd met on holiday the summer before.

He was devastatingly handsome,

summer before. He was devastatingly handsome,

very mature for a boy of 20, and

he was devastatingly handsome, very mature

for a boy of 20, and he had, let's just say, a way

very mature for a boy of 20, and he had,

let's just say, a way with words that made him very

he had, let's just say,

a way with words that made him very difficult to resist.

With words that made him very difficult to resist.

[Classical music playing]

[Applause] And that, my dears,

is how I managed to resist his advances

and that, my dears, is how I managed to

resist his advances that magical night.

Managed to resist his advances that magical night.

But had I been older and had we

that magical night. But had I been older

and had we been betrothed, it could have

but had I been older and had we been betrothed,

it could have been the perfect night for

been betrothed, it could have been the perfect

night for making love under the parisian

been the perfect night for making

love under the parisian moon.

Making love under the parisian moon.

But as it was, we were too young

moon. But as it was,

we were too young to make that sort of lifelong

but as it was, we were too young to

make that sort of lifelong commitment.

To make that sort of lifelong commitment.

Right.

Commitment. Right.

He could have totally used her

right. He could have totally used her and been like,

"see ya," the

he could have totally used her and been like,

"see ya," the next morning.

And been like, "see ya," the next morning.

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