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that Brendan was her boyfriend.

And being the youngest queen

at a place like Cherry Pop .

Looking back,

I totally understand.

Kitten, you're up.

God damn it, sh*t, sh*t.

All right here, here.

Sh*t.

Hello.

Owner of the car?

I can play

anything you want.

I can play whatever role.

See, this is how

it's done, b*tch.

Soft and feminine.

Soft and feminine?

No, darling.

You're a f***ing man.

In the end there was

no more flame burning,

in this life.

No more beauty in this world.

No more song in this dance.

No more dick in this ass.

I was never one of many words.

So, let me end this

brief farewell with a haiku.

Life leaves one thirsty,

a broken heart,

cracked, and dry.

Worse than my herpes.

All right, it's time to keep

this show moving right along.

Yeah.

Put your hands up,

but don't shoot.

Make some noise for Blanquisha.

I hate you, white b*tch

Could be your

high-pitch cross stitch

something about you

flips my switch to off, b*tch

You turn me off, b*tch

I said it

Brenda, girl, you such

a big time spender, girl.

Ask ma

what your husband ball

be the chip

to your membership

Costa Rica, take a trip

And you never

pay a dime for it

Hey, hey, hey

Stephanie

you drank

up all the Chardonnay

In my house, in my house

Golf clubs, goat cheese

high roller with

your baby stroller

and you always in my way

by the way,

your husband gay

- So get - -

-Just breathe.

It's gonna be okay,

a, get, it's gonna be fine.

Just breathe.

I just got to tinkle.

Okay, hey. Let's...

Hey, hey,

what's wrong with you?

What's wrong?

Everything's wrong with me.

My relationship, is all wrong.

My mother's brain, is all wrong.

My makeup is probably so wrong.

- I just can't...

- Okay, so...

Okay, yeah,

bring it in, bring it in.

See, I told you.

Telling me,

Okay, well no habla espanol.

But let me tell you something.

He was a saint.

My God, can you please

hand me the phone?

I cannot look this anymore.

I shouldn't have

eaten those fish tacos.

See, this right here

is exactly why

you don't leave

your phone behind.

Amen.

Hello?

Ex - - excuse me, no.

Listen, the thing is,

I'm trying to tell a story here

and I can't

because this ring tone

keeps going off.

And everything...

Wait a minute,

you're his what?

My God.

What?

B*tch,

that mother f***er is straight.

No.

-Yes, b*tch.

-No.

Thanks, I needed that.

You know, what you have

must be pretty perfect

compared to all this.

Hey, we have our issues

just like everybody else.

But I guess having someone

who can put up with me

is pretty unique?

I mean this has

got to be weird.

But it's just

something I have to do.

I'm sorry, I don't know

if I'm making any sense.

I wasn't.

You are.

I really wasn't.

I hope that your man knows

exactly how lucky he is.

Well, actually.

Like if you need

a crutch to cry on,

a shoulder to lean on,

whatever, I've got your back.

No matter what.

Thank you.

But actually, Ariela, I'm a...

Breeder.

- Wait, what?

- Get in your golden minivan

- Yeah.

Start with a girl

might have had a kid but

you're still look pregnant

Girl, drinking juice

without gumption

What's that you

left on your plate?

You eat chicken

without the skin?

Girl

You just

a stupid white b*tch

talking about hot yoga

Like, I'm on my way

to hot yoga

- Okay

-Come on, Blanquisha.

- Brenda

-Yeah, baby.

Stephanie

Lisa skank

Caroline

Pita chips

Goat cheese

Skittles

And baby corns

So, get in

the golden minivan

Start with a girl

You might have had a kid

but you still look pregnant

Girl, drinking juice

without gumption

What's that you

left on your plate?

You eat chicken

without the skins?

So, does that mean

you're not gonna eat that?

Well, slide it over here,

white b*tch

Now that's

how you do it, b*tches.

I swear to God

I was like...

No, where the

hell is everybody?

I don't know.

But listen,

you need to find Choriza,

she's up next. Thank you.

What the?

Girl?

Where'd everybody go?

gang bang in the bathroom.

Let me tell you

something, it's nasty.

It's sticky, it's wet, it

looks weird and it smells crazy.

And I'm not even

talking about the p*ssy yet.

Okay enough.

I'm not feeling so well.

-Girl, I'm not lying.

-I'm feeling like cheat.

What are you even doing here?

Yeah, what are you doing here?

What about the stuff you

just said about having my back?

Let's not dwell on the past.

Okay, wait,

so just because I'm straight

I'm some sort of freak here?

Is this some kind

of a joke to you?

Do we look like f***ing clowns?

-I mean...

-Don't even answer that.

What the hell

is going on up in here?

Did I miss a gang bang?

No, b*tch, but you about

to witness a straight bashing.

A, what?

He's a hetero.

I'm standing right here.

You mean he's... ?

Yes.

My God.

You seen a...

vagina?

I know, it's disgusting,

we were just talking about it.

Okay move,

I have to use the toilet.

No, no, no, girl,

you're up next.

You need to get up onstage.

No, no, no, no, no. I just

cannot go on stage right now.

- Come on now.

- Jesus Christ,

I thought you Mexicans

had stomachs of steel.

Enough.

I am no Mexican woman.

-See what you're doing to us?

-You're tearing us apart.

Go!

B*tch!

F***ing Mexican

seal-looking b*tch.

All right, this next girl's

a crowd favorite here

and in the local bathrooms

at the public parks.

Make some noise

for Miss Choriza.

Woo-woo.

Man,

substitute teaching is hard.

Shadida, don't run so fast.

No doubt, Wendy.

It's definitely not

what I had planned,

but, you know, times is tough.

Yes, sir.

Malcom Jamal,

give Seja her ball back.

Well, hello, Nicotina.

What's wrong, honey?

Miss I made doo-doo.

You know

when I sh*t in my pants,

I just shake it out the leg.

Shake it out the leg

Shake it out the leg

When I sh*t in my pants

I just shake it out the leg

Shake it out the leg

Shake it out the leg

When I sh*t in my pants,

I just shake it out the leg

Miss Tell us about

the first time it happened?

-Sure, I'd be glad to.

-Choriza looks like sh*t.

Gather around kids,

let me tell you a tale

- One that always...

- My God.

She look like

she tuck too hard.

Sh*t, girl.

Now look, dude.

We're very open minded,

accepting people.

But we just don't plain want

your kind around here.

Yeah, you f***ing hetero.

What the hell

is wrong with you guys?

Guys?.

Wait, you seriously

want me to leave?

No, honey, we just playing.

Okay, because for

a second there I actually...

Yes, we want you

to f***ing leave.

And you?

This is unbelievable.

You know, I'm doing this for

the same reason you are, right?

-It's not...

-Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

I'm sure it's a lovely story,

darling.

And we'll have time for

that later on in the film.

But for right now, b*tch,

You got to go.

Fine, I'm gone.

Not yet you're not.

Get the f*** out of my house.

B*tch.

You better tell him.

Didn't you think

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