Chillar Party Page #3

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Sad.

We Iearnt a Iot from Fatka.

Maybe even things..

we shouIdn't have.

What's up oId chap?

So you've found your way home!

You shouId have had

Iunch with that punk.

Don't be a pain mom!

I'm beat.

Don't mess with me.

Come again?

What did I say

that's making you so furious?

ExpIain to her, father.

I am getting furious?

I am messing with you?

No mom.

Let it go.

Is this what you are Iearning?

Stop it.

I'II teach you a Iesson.

Stop it.

ShameIess.

Don't worry son.

Who wiII describe Mahatma Gandhi?

I wiII. I wiII, madam.

BaIwan?

Gandhi was that dude from India..

..who had sent the

Brit Iosers packing.

Got it?

Don't you take interest in your chiId?

Gandhi the dude? What if aII

the kids start speaking this way?

Is this what you teach your kids?

Jack and JiII went up the hiII..

and pIanned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass,

and grabbed her back.

And now two of his

front teeth are missing

Appreciate.. you idiots!

Goodnight, son.

Mom.. that's not how you say it.

So how do you say it?

Eat out, sIurp in, burp out, crash in!

Good!

Go wish your dad good night.

Goodnight.

That's not how you say it, dad.

Eat out, sIurp in, burp out, crash in!

If you go out to meet

Fatka I'II thrash you.

Let's meet tomorrow.

PIease dad..

- When?

I said no.

Go inside.

Dad, just a minute.

Why? You are not going anywhere.

Stay here.

He has fever, Dad.

No, you have Ioitering fever.

Understood?

Get inside or you'II get a spanking.

Take him home.

It's curfew at home.

Same here.

Everyone's angry..

and he is too sick to cIean the cars.

Fatka couId Iose his job.

Do you have an aIarm cIock?

Uh.. of course!

At 5.45, Mr. Rooster

comes out in his baIcony.

We must finish by then.

Let's go.

Hey H2O, did you see anything?

Yes.

Even we have seen things.

Going to the movies IateIy..

with a certain Mr. Sharma's maid?

Do you stiII remember seeing aII this?

No.

Great, we'II forget

your movie visits too!

AIright. Get Iost.

The rooster..

Who did this?

Don't you taIk to

ChiIIar Party anymore?

Why not?

Their parents aren't

too happy about it.

What do they say?

They think I'm a bad kid.

Buddy doesn't care..

he Iikes me for who I am.

I wish my interviewers

were as considerate.

May I say something?

You won't mind?

Go ahead.

I was thinking about you.

You were?

Your audio and video don't match.

I know.

What if you use onIy your voice.

What do you mean?

No one knows if it's a

boy or a girI on the radio.

Good morning, Mumbai.

I am Manisha..

And you are Iistening to

98.3 FM, Radio Mirchi. It's hot!

And here's a brand new show..

Morning MasaIa.

Let's begin this bright

morning with a bright number.

Here we go.

Come on, get started.

''Sold truck, calendar, engine.. ''

''Sold bonnet, clutch,

everything l could.. ''

''Sold truck, calendar, engine.. ''

''Sold bonnet, clutch,

everything l could.. ''

''Milk, butter, cooker,

burger, pizza and everything.. ''

''Milk, butter, cooker,

burger, pizza and everything.. ''

''You are collector.

You are commissioner. ''

''Hey, Lucky! Lucky, hey!''

''Hey, Lucky! Lucky, hey!''

''Hey, Lucky! Lucky, hey!''

''Hey, Lucky! Lucky, hey!''

How is it going?

''Full, half, quarter,

anything would do. ''

''Full, half, quarter,

anything would do. ''

''l am always ready.. ''

Often in Iife we faiI

to understand peopIe.

It's onIy naturaI.

PeopIe didn't understand me..

and we aII..

faiIed to understand him.

He might come across as shabby..

but his advice got me a job.

Or shouId I say got my voice a job.

Thanks Fatka.

D.J. Hit the bass!

How times have changed, Dubey.

EarIier, I'd be invited

for bridge inaugurations.

And now it's come down

to a kids' pIay ground.

AII thanks to recession sir.

Tie this ribbon properIy.

Put up the ribbon!

It wiII be done. It wiII be done.

Come on..

Sir.. it's Tandon.

Yes.. Mr. Tandon.

Greetings, sir.

Are there enough peopIe to weIcome us?

Or is this a waste of time?

No sir, there are enough peopIe.

Very good.

Yes sir.. we are waiting for you.

Yes we'II be there soon.

WeIcome. WeIcome sir.

How are you doing Mr. Tandon?

Fine, Sir.

Thanks to you. - Greetings.

This is Mr. Sharma, in

charge of maintaining the garden.

Very weII done.

Come, sir.

He is the Treasurer of

our bIock, Mr. Iyer.

WeIcome sir.

Kids, move aside.

How nice, dogs are

aIso here to weIcome me!

Go ahead. I'II take care of this.

WeIcome, sir.

Whose dog is this?

Get him out of here.

Why sir?

Are you arguing with me?

No sir!

Take him and get out of here.

You're here for a free Iunch?

Why do you say that?

Didn't you hear me.. just go away!

UncIe.. stop! Don't hit him!

What's going on? - Nothing, sir.

Leave me.

What.. - HeIp!

Hey!

What happened?

Don't know sir.

Let's take a Iook.

Move away.

The dog attacked me, sir.

Take him away.

Fatka, get him away.

The dog attacked me, sir.

Dubey.

Whose dog is this?

Sir.

Whose dog is this?

Whose dog is this?

Sir..

He's ours.

Sir, these chiIdren

are from my coIony.

Very good.

It was my mistake.

I shouId have crushed its neck.

If you'd done that..

We wouId've Iost a good opportunity.

Do you have any issue..

that wiII get us into

the IimeIight again?

Issue?

Dubey, poIitics thrives on issues,

and today we were served one.

Now watch me make a

mountain out of this moIehiII.

In Mumbai, WeIfare

Minister Mr. Shashikant Bhide..

..has Iaunched a

campaign against stray dogs.

He had this to say to our reporters.

If my secretary is not

safe from stray dogs..

Then how can the common man feeI safe?

That's why the nuisance

of stray dogs must end.

For a safe Mumbai.

But sir, not aII

stray dogs are dangerous.

WiII you Iet me finish?

We are not against aII stray dogs.

If peopIe feeI that stray dogs

Iiving around them are not dangerous..

then they can get them an N.O.C. i.e.

No Objection Certificate.

And they have a month to do this.

After a month, dogs without an

N.O.C wiII have no pIace in the city.

Thank you.

This is minister Bhide's orders..

dogs Iike Buddy,

beware. Try saving yourseIf.

Tandon..

Yes sir..

Did you watch today's news?

Yes sir.

So.. to make this mission a

success capturing that dog is vitaI.

Yes of course.

Because that dog sparked the war.

Don't worry, sir. I'II handIe it.

Do whatever it takes.

Buddy stood up for his friend.

So how couId Buddy be wrong?

Don't worry, we wiII get the N.O.C.

My dad wiII handIe it.

My dad fears nothing, not even ghosts.

Our decision is that

this dog won't get an N.O.C.

And our decision is

Buddy won't go from here.

We decided we wouIdn't Iet Buddy go..

but we forgot we were onIy kids.

Rama Shankar.

That's enough!

Enough of this doggy nonsense!

Come on.

Now!

No! I won't Ieave Buddy!

Leave me.

We won't Iet him go!

We won't Iet him go.

They are onIy kids

they'II be fine in the morning.

''Console us, make us laugh.

Run your hand across our hair. ''

''We will become quiet. ''

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