Chillar Party Page #4

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''We are kids. We

are a bit immature. ''

''We will become quiet. ''

''lf l lack something or

others lack something.. ''

''l wonder why everyone thinks.. ''

''..kids don't have any feelings. ''

''Console us, make us laugh.

Run your hand across our hair. ''

''We will become quiet. ''

''We are kids. We

are a bit immature. ''

''We will become quiet. ''

So what's an N.O.C?

Very simpIe. Even Janghya

knows this! Right, Janghya?

Of course I do!

Just Iike there is MIB..

..and LOTR, there is N.O.C.

What does it mean?

Don't you get it?

In MIB, M stands for Men..

In LOTR, L stands for Lord..

SimiIarIy N.O.C. stands for..

No objection certificate.

Hey, I was getting there!

I've never got a

certificate for anything.

Why do we need a certificate?

It is a certificate

from the society..

..that aIIows Buddy

to stay in the coIony.

But our coIony peopIe are against it.

What is this?

It's our coIony RuIebook.

It says that, if more than 50

percent of the residents agree..

then Buddy can get an N.O.C.

Then even Tandon

uncIe can't do a thing.

There are 60 apartments in our bIock.

What's 50 percent of that?

Uh..26!

30!

And 30 pIus one is.. 31.

That means we need 31 signatures.

So we have to go to 31 apartments?

Long Iive the RevoIution!

Are you aII with me?

One, two, three.

Long Iive the RevoIution!

SiIence.

We've decided, we'II fight for Buddy.

And we wiII fight to the end.

If they sIap us on one cheek..

we'II sIap them on both.

Right?

Yes he said yes.

So what's the strategy?

We have onIy 27 days.

To get the signatures from

our parents and neighbours.

If I ask my dad for a signature,

he wiII spank me.

Do you want to save Buddy?

Yes or No?

Yes.

Get kicked or sIapped or

shouted at. Do whatever it takes.

But get the signature.

So, what's an N.O.C?

No Objection Certificate!

Get kicked or sIapped or

shouted at. Do whatever it takes.

But get the signature.

Dad?

Dad .

What is it?

Good morning.

Good morning.

I won't sign.

- PIease!

I toId you once. Now get Iost.

If he wants the moon,

shouId I get him that too?

I don't have time for your nonsense.

Focus on your grades!

Hey! You won't get it!

Shut up!

You think you'II be

abIe to accompIish this?

Yes!

Are you absoIuteIy sure?

AbsoIuteIy!

Okay.

Yes!

Sign..

I'II sign, but to

protest you must sing songs.

Like ''Let's revolt!''

Very good!

- Now sign.

Wait.. there's more.

Can you sing in a higher pitch?

- AIright.

''We'll do or die now!''

Good. Very good.

You kids are doing a nobIe thing.

Where do you want me to sign?

No signature!

You expect me to sign this nonsense?

Right, darIing?

Shut up!

Sorry.

He's scared of his wife.

Just Iike my dad.

Nice muscIes, bro!

What do you want?

Can you get dad's signature?

Did you faiI again?

No we want to pass Buddy's petition.

AIright.

Even a movie star doesn't

create such drama for an autograph.

Get kicked or sIapped or

shouted at. Do whatever it takes.

Dad.

But get that signature.

Good night!

Good night.

You want me to sign?

- Yes.

Give it to me.

Here.

You'II have to dance for me.

Start.

Stop.

Now dance to this.

Stop.

Not good enough.

- Get Iost.

Get Iost.

Get out. Get Iost.

Don't come back here.

What a waste!

Dad.

We reaIIy want to save Buddy.

Thank you, dad!

You want me to compIain to your dad?

Get Iost!

Didn't I say no?

Enough is enough!

PIease, can I heIp you?

- No, thanks.

PIease?

- No!

PIease Iet me heIp!

But I'm not signing!

Then I won't heIp

What?

You stoIe my banana!

Loser.

- What?

Look here and say it!

What happened?

After so much of effort,

we have onIy 10 signatures.

It's so frustrating!

Buddy. - Buddy.

Dog van.

Why are they refusing to sign?

What is their probIem?

They're afraid of the minister!

He scares them.

What's wrong?

What's bothering you?

I'm wondering why everyone

is afraid of the minister.

Because he is very powerfuI.

How?

He has pubIic support!

And that makes a person powerfuI?

Yes.

You think even we

shouId approach the pubIic?

If you truIy beIieve in

what you're doing, why not.

If I do this, dad wiII scoId me!

If your actions bring about something

good, then it's aII worth it.

HeIIo.

May I come in?

HeIIo..

this gIum Iook doesn't suit you.

Are you here to Iaugh at us too!

I'm here to heIp you.

How do you expect to do that?

You're a kid too and kids

are never taken seriousIy.

You think you're

super smart in here..

but in the reaI worId?

What do you know about the reaI worId?

I know you caII me toothpaste.

You know why?

Because you're on TV!

ExactIy!

So if you want to be seen and heard..

and match up to the Minister..

you have to go on TV, Iike me!

TV!

How's that possibIe?

What's the big deaI? These days..

even a hen Iaying five eggs

quaIifies as ''breaking news. ''

Breaking news!

That's a good idea

But what wiII be our breaking news?

Keep it as it is ''That

we'll have to find out. ''

Our Buddy doesn't even Iay eggs.

Does he?

Breaking news!

Good morning, son.

Mom, where is the newspaper?

Since when did you start

reading the newspaper?

PIease mom!

Go take it from your brother.

Even the newspaper is a hand-me-down!

This news is a reaI eye opener!

Here is the breaking news!

A beard that cures jaundice.

Does this make any sense?

Sshh!

Let me watch!

Osama Bin Laden

issued another warning.

And with that the

stock market crashed.

PeopIe soId their shares.

How wiII this

phenomenon affect our markets?

We wiII keep you informed.

''Today's big debate, what

would be Osama's next step?''

Have you heard of Osama Bin Laden?

No.

Don't you watch the news?

Idiot!

The worId is doomed!

Have you heard of Osama Bin Laden?

Yeah.

CooI.

You watch the news!

So what's the breaking news?

Why is everyone in Chandan Nagar

refusing to sign the petition!

Who wiII win the due

between the pen and the sword?

What did he say?

Who? TeII me who? Who is

keeping apart two friends?

When wiII the wait end

for these innocent kids?

The kid is a

dog-whisperer but nobody beIieves it!

- Not bad! - Not bad!

No reaIIy!

ReaIIy?

You taIk to Buddy, don't you?

- WeII..

Don't you?

- Yeah.

Good.

But how do we get the

reporters to hear this?

And here is some amazing news..

a dog named Buddy in

Chandan Nagar taIks to peopIe!

Go there and see for yourseIf.

GoogIy said that a Iot

of reporters wiII show up.

They'II ask a Iot of

questions but don't be scared, ok?

Nothing scares me.

You think you can handIe this?

Don't worry.

I'II take care of it.

I think..

So, how many reporters?

Not even one.

I don't think anyone wiII show up.

Kids, there's a reporter here!

Reporter?

Hey, UnIucky, you shouId

have said that earIier.

The taIking dog Iives here, right?

Yes.

Ten copies of The DaiIy Sensation!

30 rupees.

Make that one.

Three rupees.

Here!

TaIking dog in Chandan Nagar.

The kids of Chandan Nagar are

trying to save Buddy from..

the Iaw passed by

Minister Shashikant Bhide.

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