Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Page #4

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- What's it saying?

It's saying...

Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,

chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty.

Bang, bang.

Chitty chitty bang bang.

Chitty chitty bang bang. Chitty chitty

bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang.

## Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

we love you

## And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'll do

## Near, far, in our motor car,

oh, what a happy time we'll spend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

we love you

## And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'll do

## Near, far, in our motor car,

oh, what a happy time we'll spend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## You're sleek as a thoroughbred

## Your seats are a feather bed

## You'll turn everybody's head today

## We'll glide on our motor trip

## With pride in our ownership

## The envy of all we survey

## Oh, Chitty, you Chitty,

pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

we love you

## And Chitty, in Chitty,

pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

what we'll do

## Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car

## Oh, what a happy time we'll spend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Fine four-fendered

Chitty Chitty friend

- Daddy!

- Look out!

A slight squeeze on the hooter

is an excellent safety precaution.

Never mind about that.

How am I supposed to get out of here?

Well...

Looks to me as if you'll

have to walk or swim.

In this dress?

Don't be ridiculous.

- Come on.

- What are you doing?

- I'm gonna carry you.

- Must you?

Unless you'd rather ride piggyback.

- All right, you may carry me.

- Good.

Wait, my handbag.

It's all right.

- Thank you.

- Not at all.

- We're going to the seaside.

- On a picnic.

- Come with us.

- Please.

I'm hardly In the mood for a picnic.

I can have Mr Coggins tow out your car.

- We've got sausage tarts.

- And marmalade rolls.

I got it a little mixed up.

What an unusual car.

Daddy made it.

- And it actually goes?

- It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

That's a curious name for a motor car.

But that's the sound it makes. Listen.

## Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you

## And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us, too

## High, low, anywhere we go,

on Chitty Chitty we depend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## You're sleek as a thoroughbred

## Your seats are a feather bed

## You'll turn everybody's head today

## We'll glide on our motor trip

## With pride in our ownership

## The envy of all we survey

## Oh, Chitty, you Chitty,

pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

we love you

## And, Chitty, our Chitty,

pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us, too

## High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go,

on Chitty Chitty we depend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered friend

## Bang bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Our fine four-fendered

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

## Fine four-fendered

Chitty Chitty friend

Ohh!

I'm so glad you came.

It's more fun with two grown- ups.

Truly Scrumptious.

Even if we didn't know your name,

we could have guessed it.

- Oh?

- You had to be called something lovely.

- Like Yum Yum.

- Or Angel Cake.

Or Toot Sweets.

Yes, Toot Sweets.

Toot Sweets? Oh, no.

## Toot sweets sound like what they are

## So do lollies in a lollipop jar

## Gingerbread men

have a gingerbread sound

## We've found

## Sugar plum, cinnamon and lemon tart

## Tell you what they are

right from the start

## And your name

does the same for you

## By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious

## You're truly, truly scrumptious

## Scrumptious as

a cherry peach parfait

## When you're near us

## It's so delicious

## Honest, Truly

## You're the answer to our wishes

## Truly Scrumptious

## Though we may seem presumptuous

## Never, never, ever go away

## Our hearts beat so unruly

## Because we love you truly

Oh...

## Honest, Truly, we do

Daddy!

Boo!

## Truly scrumptious

## You two are truly scrumptious

## Scrumptious as the breeze

across the bay

## When you're smiling

## It's so delicious

## So beguiling

## You're the answer to my wishes

## Truly scrumptious

## You two are truly scrumptious

## And I shan't forget this lovely day

## My heart beats so unruly

## I also love you truly

## Honest, truly, I do

- Come on.

- Wait for me.

- Mr Potts?

- Somebody call?

- I'm sorry.

- That's all right.

- What are you doing?

- Just tinkering.

You know, Mr Potts,

you have two wonderful children.

Why, thank you.

I must agree with you there.

Isn't it beautiful?

Lovely. Just lovely.

Jeremy, it's not nice to peek.

I'm not peeking. I'm looking.

- Do you think they like each other?

- Of course they do.

- Are they going to get married?

- Has he kissed her yet?

Not yet.

Just as soon as he kisses her,

then they'll have to get married.

- Jeremy, what are you doing?

- Keeping a look-out for pirates.

There aren't any pirates

round here, are there?

I'm sure there are.

Hundreds of them.

Of course there are. This is where

they bury their treasure, isn't it?

- Mm-hm.

- Tell us a story about pirates.

A story about pirates?

Let me see.

I can see a boat.

A boat?

Did you say a boat?

- That isn't just any old boat out there.

- No?

Zat iz ze private yacht

of ze notorious Baron Bomburst.

Baron Bomburst?

You haf never heard

of Baron Bomburst?

Ruler of Vulgaria?

Ze most evil man in ze world.

- Gosh!

- Ja.

Und he has sailed all ze way to England,

because he has heard tell

of a fantastic motor car

built by zat brilliant inventor,

Caractacus Potts.

- Hurray!

- Yes, hurray.

Und he has come to steal ze car

und take it back to Vulgaria with him.

That car!

I want it. I want it!

- But, Your Excellency...

- Are you giving me an argument?

Stand by the boats, man the grappling

hooks and load the cannon.

- He's awful!

- He's terrible!

- He isn't even nice.

- He can't steal our lovely car.

- You won't let him, will you?

- They're getting closer.

- We've got to get away.

- Start the car.

- Quickly, before they get here!

- That's easier said than done.

- But why?

- I'll tell you.

What none of us have noticed

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