Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Page #7

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- Break down this door.

Get this door open.

All right. I'm coming.

Bang the door down! Quickly!

You've no right to come in here!

- Search the place!

- Search! Search!

A- ha!

They are here somewhere.

I can feel it in my bones.

There are children here.

Children in a toy shop.

Such a notion. I mean...

What are you doing?

That's for the baron's birthday.

Let me tell you, toymaker.

This nose of mine has never failed me.

And if there are children here, my friend,

you will die.

A- ha!

Quick, open it up.

Get down there and search the cellar.

The baroness will have

your teeth for a necklace

and your eyeballs for earrings.

- Nobody down here.

- Fool. Idiot. Out of my way.

You have to know where to look.

Like cockroaches

they get under the floors,

in the cracks in the walls,

in the woodwork.

I don't trust a man who makes toys

in a land where children are forbidden.

Every toy I make is exclusively

for His Excellency the Baron.

Captain, ze flying car.

We've captured ze flying car.

Fall in! Fall in!

Take zis car to the castle.

- They can't take Chitty.

- Daddy, do something.

- What are you going to do?

- I'm not just gonna stand here.

Are you mad? Are you going to take on

the whole army single- handed?

What kind of a country is this?

No children.

Everybody terrified out of their lives.

My friend, take some good advice.

Take your children and your good lady

and get out of Vulgaria.

And leave Grandpa up in the castle?

We need to get him out.

- Just tell me how to get there.

- I'm only a toymaker.

If I don't finish this for the baron's

birthday, I shall be a dead toymaker.

I'll go myself.

Truly, you stay here with the children.

All right, all right.

You don't know

what you're letting yourself in for.

- Here's one for you, one for you.

- Thank you, toymaker.

Keep them out of sight, please.

You be good and do what Truly tells you.

- We will.

- Yes, Daddy.

Are you coming?

Come.

Quickly!

There isn't a scrap of food in the place.

- I'm so hungry, my tummy hurts.

- Mine is making funny noises.

I simply must find something for you.

Promise not to move

from here until I come back.

- We promise, don't we?

- Yes.

Remember, you stay right here.

To get in that way,

you have to be a mouse, or a magician.

We should go down now

before a sentry sees us.

Come. Come.

The flying car.

At last it's mine.

Send for the inventor.

Now, then, fly.

- Yes, fly.

- Fly.

- Come on. Fly.

- Fly, fly, fly.

I command you to fly!

Watch it.

- Over here.

- Hello! What's this doing here?

You are the inventor.

Make this car fly.

Make it fly. Go on. Get in.

Stand back, everyone.

We are going to fly.

Yoo-hoo, Bombie, wait for me!

Every time I want to have

a little fun, she turns up.

My darling, we are going for a fly.

How exciting. Fly. How thrilling.

- Hurry up.

- I am doing my best, sir.

Just a minute.

Here's one we haven't tried.

- Here we go, my beloved.

- Hold on!

Isn't it exciting, my dear?

You are a genius.

Bring my guns.

Don't worry, little pigeon.

I'll get you down.

I've been waiting for this for 20 years.

Are you still there, my love?

Don't move.

There she is, Your Excellency.

My diamonds!

Are you all right, my dear?

I'm all right, my dumpling.

Good. Never mind.

I'll get her the next time.

Here we are, children.

Come and get your lollipops.

Lollipops.

Come along, my little ones.

Lollipops.

Ice cream. Chocolate.

All free today.

Listen.

What's that?

Children, where are you?

I know you're here somewhere.

I've lots of lovely goodies for you.

Jeremy, you mustn't.

Lollipops.

And all free today.

Cherry pies,

cream puffs,

ice cream,

treacle tarts.

- Treacle tarts.

- And ice creams.

And all free.

Come along, kiddiwinkies.

- Come on.

- Truly said we mustn't.

We'll get Truly some as well.

Mr Man...

Children, come back.

Children, come back here.

Come along, my little dears,

my little mice.

Come to me.

What will it be? Ice cream?

Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla.

It's all inside.

Come along, my little dears.

Not a penny to pay.

Go inside, my little dears.

Children!

Truly.

Help! Help!

- What's happened?

- He took the children.

Your Excellency.

- Let us out.

- Silence.

Children, Your Highness.

Foreign children. Unique specimens.

You're sure they can't get out?

No, Your Highness.

Perhaps Your Highness

would care to examine them.

Nasty little creatures.

Very, very treacherous. Foreign.

- Wait till our daddy hears about this.

- He'll blow up the whole castle.

Take them away to the tower.

You're a nasty, horrid, mean old lady.

And very ugly.

Oh, she's going.

is the castle of Baron Bomburst.

These are our children.

For five years, we have hidden them here.

They don't know what a tree looks like

or what it is to run in the sunshine.

Food.

There's bread for everyone.

Like little rats, they run up and down the

sewers, stealing food from the kitchens.

Here, catch!

Son!

I think my children are up there

in the castle with their grandfather.

- Have you seen them?

- No, sir.

- A little boy and girl?

- Yes.

They're locked up in the tower.

- And the grandfather?

- In the dungeon.

Sir, have you come to help us?

Are you going to take us out of here?

- What's your name, son?

- Peter, sir.

Peter, you shouldn't be afraid,

even in a terrible place like this.

Because there's always hope.

That's what I always tell my children

when they're afraid.

## A gentle breeze

from Hushabye Mountain

## Softly blows o'er Lullaby Bay

## It fills the sails

of boats that are waiting

## Waiting to sail...

## So close your eyes

on Hushabye Mountain

## Wave goodbye

to cares of the day

## And watch your boat

from Hushabye Mountain

## Sail far away from Lullaby Bay

Is that the only advice

you have to offer?

It's a beautiful dream, but I don't see

how it's going to help them.

We're gonna get up into that castle.

- It is impossible.

- We'll see.

Everybody listen to me.

- You want to get out of here, don't you?

- Yes!

Tomorrow

is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes?

Boo!

We'll give him a party he'll never forget.

Everybody gather around here.

I have an idea.

## Happy birthday to me

## Happy birthday, dear Bombie

Don't move.

What a picture.

Such memories it brings back.

My little dumpling.

My Liebling.

## You're my little chu-chi face

## My kootchi, kootchi,

wootchi little chu-chi face

## Every time I look at you I sigh

## And you're my little teddy bear

## My lovey, lovey dovey little teddy bear

## You're the Apfel Streudel of mein eye

## Your chu-chi, wootchi nose,

your chu- chi, wootchi eyes

## They set my heart a-flutter

## Your ootchi, kootchi ways,

your ootchi, kootchi gaze

## Wilts me down like meltings butter

## You're my little chu-chi face

## And you're my teddy bear

## Together we're a chu-chi, wootchi,

ootchi, kootchi pair

## Whatever you may ask

becomes my happy task

## I only live to serve you

## I never will divine

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