Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Page #8

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what magic made you mine

## I only know

I don't deserve you

Ha, ha, ha!

## You're my little chu-chi face

## And you're my teddy bear

## Together we're a chu-chi,

wootchi, ootchi, kootchi

- ## Chu-chi

- ## Wootchi

- ## Ootchi

- ## Kootchi

## Chu-chi, wootchi, ootchi, kootchi

## Pair

What a rotten birthday party.

Never mind, my little Bombie.

I have a surprise for you.

Surprises! Oh, I love surprises.

Sit down quickly.

Summon the toymaker.

Hurry up. Don't waste time.

Your Excellency, may I wish you all you

wish yourself on this happy occasion.

Never mind that.

What have you made me for my birthday?

What have I made you? Such a toy.

A work of mechanical perfection.

Where is it? Bring it in.

Right away. I'll get it for you.

Bring in the baron's birthday present.

This year, Your Excellency,

I have surpassed even myself.

Put it down there. Careful with it.

For months I have been working

night and day perfecting every little detail

to bring you this.

Dolls? Dolls?

I have hundreds of dolls.

But this is not just

an ordinary doll, Your Excellency.

You see?

## What do you see,

you people gazing at me

## You see a doll on a music box

that's wound by a key

## How can you tell

I'm under a spell

## I'm waiting for love's first kiss

## You cannot see

how much I long to be free

## Turning around on this music box

that's wound by a key

## Yearning, yearning

## While I'm turning around and around

- ## What do you see

- ## Truly Scrumptious

- ## You people gazing at me

- ## You're truly, truly scrumptious

- ## You see a doll on a music box

- ## Scrumptious as...

## That's wound by a key

## How can you tell

## I'm under a spell

- ## I'm waiting for love's

- ## Honest, Truly

- ## First kiss

- ## You're the answer to my wishes

- ## You cannot see

- ## Truly Scrumptious

- ## How much I long to be free

- ## Though I may seem presumptuous

- ## Turning around on this music box

- ## Ne...

## That's wound by a key

- ## Yearning

- ## My heart beats so unruly

- ## Yearning

- ## Because I love you truly

- ## While

- ## Honest

- ## I'm

- ## Truly, I do

## Turning around and around

Just a minute!

Atchoo!

Oh, I'm so happy

I could jump for joy!

- Come on.

- Come, follow me.

Children!

Get me down!

Call the cavalry!

- Jeremy, Jeremy!

- Jemima!

- They could be anywhere.

- Look that way. I'll go this way.

Jeremy and Jemima!

Jeremy and Jemima!

Jeremy! Jemima!

It's Truly. We're in here.

Don't worry.

We'll get you out of here.

Here. They're in there.

- Children, are you all right?

- Daddy, get us out of here!

We found them.

Help me break the door down.

Children, get away from the door.

- Children!

- Daddy! Daddy!

Let me down!

Ow!

- Mein Liebchen, are you hurt?

- My back is broken.

- We must escape through the cellars.

- Well, come on, hurry up.

Come on.

- You stay here.

- Daddy, where are you going?

Where are these children coming from?

We passed a law against children.

- This way. We'll go down here.

- Where are we going?

- I'll get my clothes dirty.

- Don't argue.

Oh, my crown! I lost my crown.

Never mind, my little Bombkin.

Here.

Attack!

- Daddy, look out.

- Look, there's Chitty.

She's come to save us.

Hello. What's that car doing here?

There's Grandpa.

Caractacus!

Stand back from the propellers.

Keep clear.

And so, after that,

Vulgaria became a free country.

And all the children laughed

and played and they were very happy.

And Chitty flew high

over the mountains back to England,

everybody safe and sound and...

- And Daddy and Truly were married.

- And lived happily ever after.

Is that how the story ends?

It's getting late. We'd better get back.

Well...

- Goodbye, Jeremy, Jemima.

- Goodbye, Truly.

- Will we see you again?

- I expect so.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

Truly!

I hope the children didn't embarrass you.

- In what way?

- That silly joke about us getting married.

- You know what kids are like.

- I understand.

I don't think they realise

how ridiculous that would be.

- Ridiculous?

- Well, yes.

I mean, you live in that big house,

and your father,

and the factory and all.

It's a different world.

If I said something like that,

you'd call me a snob.

- I didn't mean...

- Goodbye!

Well, don't you want to ride up front?

Well, that was a fine picnic, wasn't it?

- Shall we have another one tomorrow?

- With Truly?

Well, Miss Scrumptious has a lot

of social engagements, you know.

Are we ever going to see Truly again?

Well, we'll see.

That's Lord Scrumptious's car.

- Why, I believe it is.

- I wonder what it's doing here.

- I don't know.

- Come on.

- Excuse me? Are you...?

- Good afternoon.

That's wiped out your cavalry.

But I have my second infantry

battalion attacking from the rear.

Attacking from the rear?

That's dashed unethical.

Artillery, prepare to open fire.

Number one battalion,

prepare to advance.

- What's going on?

- I've been waiting for you, young Potts.

- And that wiped out your artillery.

- You're a cad, Potts.

- What is going on here?

- Fancy you being old Bungie's son.

- Best batman I ever had.

- Thank you, sir.

My boy, allow me to introduce

to you my brigadier.

- Potts, how about some more tea?

- Right away, sir.

As for you, there's a good chance

you may be very rich.

What do you mean?

Those confounded sweets of yours.

Useless for humans, wonderful for dogs.

Woof Sweets, that's what we'll call 'em.

Canine candies.

Dogs love 'em. Make a fortune.

- You've done it, Daddy.

- Have I?

It's the posh life for us all now.

We're going to be rich.

I invented something

that actually works?

I wouldn't be offering you

a contract otherwise.

Later. Don't go away.

- What about the contract?

- Where are you going?

Daddy!

What's the matter with the fella?

He's a bit of an eccentric, sir.

A genius, of course.

But definitely an eccentric.

Can't imagine where he gets it from.

Truly, you'll never believe it. I got home

and your father was at my house.

- I know. They told me at the house.

- We're rich.

More than that, I have succeeded.

I always knew you would.

You know something else? There's

nothing ridiculous about getting married.

Whoever said there was?

Well, Mr Potts.

- What's the matter?

- Now you'll have to marry me.

- So dreams can come true.

- Yes, they can.

But you have to be practical too.

You have to face the facts.

A man has to see things

as they really are.

A man with responsibilities can't have

his head in the clouds all the time.

A man should keep his feet

solidly on the ground.

Oh, a man should have his dreams, but

he has to put them to some practical use,

not just sit around

and think about 'em all the time.

## Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

we love you

## And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang

## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

loves us, too

## High, low, anywhere we go,

on Chitty Chitty we depend

## Bang bang,

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