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Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg Page #4
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2008
- 79 min
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That's unbelievable, man.
And a lot of white guys,
"Hey, that's not fair.
"You can say whatever you want.
You can say n*gger."
Yeah, when I last checked, that was
the only advantage I had to being black.
You want to switch places?
You scream "n*gger"
and I'll raise interest rates.
Yeah, this is the first time
in the history of the world
where white men have to watch their tongue.
And now, white guys, don't worry about it.
You know, that's how life works, man.
That's how life works.
Sometimes the people with
the most sh*t have to shut up
and let other people talk sh*t about 'em.
That's how life works. That's right.
Sometimes the people with the most sh*t
get to say the least sh*t.
And the people with the least sh*t
get to say the most sh*t.
So if you want to say the most sh*t,
get rid of some of your sh*t.
That's how the world works, man.
Some people get to talk about other people,
and that's just how it goes, man.
For instance, like, fat girls can say
whatever they want to about skinny girls.
Fat girls can talk about
skinny girls all day long,
"F***ing skinny b*tch,
f***ing skinny-ass anorexic,
"bulimic, f***ing regurgitating b*tch.
"F***ing Cheerio-belt-wearing b*tch,
salad-eating motherf***er.
"Hope she chokes on a crouton."
But skinny girls can't talk about fat girls.
That's just mean.
"Look at these big b*tches.
"Do they freebase gravy?
"Food is not your friend.
It's not your friend."
For instance, you know...
Short guys can talk about
tall guys all day long.
Short guys can say whatever they want to
about tall guys, "You tall bastard.
"You tall motherf***er.
"I hope your head hits an air-conditioning vent.
"I hope Bin Laden flies a plane into your lips."
But tall guys can't talk about short guys.
That's just mean.
"Look at these
midget motherfuckers.
"Fee fie foe fum!"
Like poor people can talk about rich people
all day long.
Poor people can say whatever they want to
about rich people, "You f***ing rich bastard.
"I hope your yacht hits an iceberg
in the summer.
"F***ing ice... I hope your Picasso
falls off the wall and kills your mother.
"You f***ing rich bastard."
But rich people can't talk about poor people.
That's just mean.
It's like, "Look at these broke bastards.
"Perhaps we should raise the prices
so we don't have to see these people again.
"Is that a Hyundai?
"With cloth interior. Ooh!"
Yes, man. That's right.
Even some black people have to watch
what they say. Even some black people.
What's my man on Grey's Anatomy?
Got fired.
Got fired for calling somebody a f*ggot.
Yeah, we live in a crazy time.
You gotta watch what you say, baby.
Between the internet and all these shows,
say the wrong thing, your career is over.
But here's the crazy thing, man,
it's not about the words sometimes, man.
It ain't about the words,
all bad words ain't bad.
Sometimes it's about the context
in which the word is said.
It's not always the word,
it's the context in which the word is said.
You know, depending on
what you're talking about,
you say, "You the finest b*tch I ever seen."
That's a compliment.
It ain't the word! It's the context in which
the word is being said.
So my man on Grey's Anatomy,
it ain't that he called somebody a f*ggot,
it's like, how did he say "f*ggot"?
How did he say it? Did he come in
early one day and go, "Morning, f*ggot"?
Cos if he did that, he should be fired.
But how did he say it?
Was he having a fight with this person?
Was he having an argument?
Do they have a relationship of some sort?
How did he say it?
And here's the other thing,
if they was having a fight,
well, I just think personally,
if you having a fight with somebody,
you should be able to say whatever you think
is gonna hurt this person the most.
What, I gotta be politically correct
and mad at the same time?
Like if I'm driving
and they got one leg,
I'm a talk about the leg.
"Hey, you one-legged bastard,
no wonder you can't brake.
"I hope you got
some two-legged insurance."
But how did he say "f*ggot"?
Now here's the real question
nobody wants to ask.
What if the person that he called a f*ggot...
was acting like a f*ggot?
I'm not trying to disrespect any gay people.
I have gay friends. I know I have gay fans.
I know some of y'all are here tonight.
I just want to say... thanks for the money.
I'm all for gay rights. I hope you get the
right to get married and buy cereal and...
whatever you being denied,
I hope you get it
cos I think gay fans
are some of the best fans to have
cos they can buy tickets faster than anybody.
You know why? Cos they don't have
any f***ing kids, that's why.
You never see no gay homeless people.
There's no gay homeless people
and there's no Asian homeless people.
That's just the homeless rules.
The homeless discriminate. Yes, they do.
You'd think they would be more understanding.
But where was I?
What if the person that he called
a f*ggot was acting like a f*ggot?
Cos you don't have to be gay
to act like a f*ggot.
You don't even have to
be a man to act like a f*ggot.
Anybody can act like a f*ggot.
Let me give you an example.
I love Gwen Stefani.
the best groups in the world.
I keep a No Doubt CD in my car.
And I sing that sh*t to the end, I'm like...
I won't even get out my car
until the sh*t's over. I'm like...
I f***ing love me some Gwen Stefani, right?
Now if I'm driving my car
and I'm at the light,
and you're in the car behind me,
and the light's red,
and I'm blasting some Gwen Stefani
and I'm like...
And you're in the car behind me
and the light's red, cool.
But then the light turns green.
And I don't see it
cos I'm in Gwen Stefani heaven.
And I'm just goin'...
Now the light starts f***ing blinking.
It's getting ready to turn red again!
And I still don't see it!
And I'm in my car going...
Now if you're in the car behind me
and that light's getting ready to turn red,
and I'm going...
If you're in that car behind me,
you have the right to go,
"Hey, f*ggot, the light's about to change!"
Sh*t, even Elton John
would call me a f*ggot...
at that moment.
It's not the word,
it's the context in which
the word is being said.
That's what's going on.
It ain't the word, it's the context.
Now, speaking of words, now they're trying
to get rid of the word "n*gger".
Trying to get rid of my beloved "n*gger".
Sh*t. Last year, the NAACP
had a funeral for the word "n*gger".
Well, tonight is Easter.
Sh*t.
That's right. Whenever
the word "n*gger" is spoken,
it is always followed by the same question -
"Can white people say n*gger?"
not really.
You have to check
with your n*gger consulate,
talk to your n*gger representative,
and they will tell you the n*gger rules
where you are at that particular time.
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