Christina P. Mother Inferior Page #6

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Thats it. Its the end of the road.

And thats when I bring out the catapult.

Oh, Seattle sees where this is going.

Some cities dont.

I bring out the catapult,

I put you in it and-- Psssshhh!

I shoot you off into the ocean

and you get eaten by a megalodon shark.

Guys, those are real.

The shark eats you, digests you.

[imitates fart] You know, craps you out.

And then your soul goes to heaven.

Because in my world,

we all go to heaven.

Thats right. And you get to meet God.

And holy sh*t.

Its Dick Clark!

These Puerto Ricans

are f***in everywhere up here!

Thank you guys so much!

-[cheering, applauding]

-What a wonderful night!

Thank you so much for being here!

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