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- You gotta get close, like literally almost in the hole.

- Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me.

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- Check this sh*t out. We're not gonna push you in.

- We're just trying to get it on camera.

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- Listen. Can you hear that?

- Shh, shh.

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What...

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I think we got it.

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Wait. How creepy is that?

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Is this sound coming up?

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I don't know. I mean,

probably. It's pretty loud, right?

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- Hello!

- All right, dude. We're going inside.

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- I'm going back. Come on, you guys.

- I gotta know.

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Matt, seriously, we...

Hey, wait, wait. Steve!

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Steve!

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Oh, sh*t! He's a ninja.

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Matt!

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Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt. What are you doing?

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Are you serious?

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- Andrew, can you give me some light?

- Matt, don't be an idiot.

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Whoop! Whoop!

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Matt! Matt, you're my ride home!

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Hello?

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Oh!

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Smells terrible. You guys!

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Matt!

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Hello?

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Andrew's such a p*ssy.

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All right. Does it go

down much deeper, or what?

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- Yeah, man. It goes really, really far.

- Andrew, bring the light.

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Look at the walls. It's

like a straight shot down.

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Probably already come like 40 or 50 feet.

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Yeah, just don't talk about it, okay?

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You ever... You ever heard of

Plato's Allegory of the Cave?

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I don't know, Matt. Let's

just get this over with.

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Oh, Sh*t!

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Holy sh*t.

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The hell is that?

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Matt, I'm not kidding. I can't breathe.

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- Come on.

- Andrew, look at this.

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What...

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Can you believe this?

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Matt.

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What am I looking at?

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- Ah, sh*t!

- I am freaking out right now!

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Matt! Can we get out of here, please?

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Is it showing up on the camera like that?

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I don't know, man. It's messing with

it. I don't really want to film...

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It's messing with it. I

don't really want to film...

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Dude, I'll buy you a new one.

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Touch one.

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Matt!

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- Matt, look at this!

- What?

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Look at this!

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Dude, what is...

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Dude, no way!

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- It's changing colors!

- Oh, my God.

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Must be reacting to heat.

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- I can't hear you over that...

- This is awesome.

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Oh! Dude, your nose!

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Steve, Steve!

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Steve!

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Steve!

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Matt, dude, put your

phone down. Turn it off.

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- Okay, okay, okay.

- Steve, you too.

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- All right.

- We have to document this.

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- Okay. Are you guys ready?

- Yeah. I'm ready.

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- All right. Here we go. Okay, Steve...

- What?

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Can you move to your left?

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- Here?

- Um, yeah. That's good.

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And then, Matt,

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can you just go right in front of Steve?

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Um...

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- Here?

- Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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This is the ball test.

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- You ready?

- Yep.

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Oh!

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What the sh*t, Steve?

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Get off! Get off! What

are you doing? Underhand.

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I tried, man. I tried.

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- Let's do it. Let's do it.

- All right.

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- All right. Wait, wait.

- We good?

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- We said underhand, right?

- Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah.

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Okay.

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- Underneath.

- I'm on you. You're not gonna get me this time.

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- You ready?

- Yeah.

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- I'm on it. Yeah.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

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Let's go.

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Oh!

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Yeah! The crowd goes wild!

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- Yeah, I'm ready.

- All right. Matt, beam him. Beam him.

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- I'm... I'm going to.

- Beam him.

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Oh!

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- Oh!

- No way! Sh*t!

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Wait, wait, wait. That's great!

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- He did it!

- I did it! I did it!

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- That is crazy!

- Oh, my God!

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- Look at it!

- Oh, my God!

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- Holy sh*t!

- Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're

bleeding. You're bleeding.

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Oh, man, sh*t. Stop,

stop, stop. Get a tissue.

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You did it! Yes!

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- Oh. All right. Pop-up. Ready?

- Yeah.

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Yes!

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- Put on the music.

- Oh, yeah.

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Yes. j&j&

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Yes.

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