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Matt, you have... you have to pretend like

you're squeezing them together with your hands.

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That's what I'm doing.

Look. That's what I'm doing.

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I can't do it, dude. I give up.

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You do it. You're better at this than I am.

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Oh, really? Am I? Really?

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Just do it.

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Oh.

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Sick.

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Dude, I hate you! That's...

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- I'm impressed, man. I am impressed.

- That's amazing.

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That was awesome, dude.

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- Oh, no!

- Come on, dude.

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- That is not cool.

- What?

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- That is not cool.

- My Legos.

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You've been hanging out with those

two guys for the last three weeks.

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- Three weeks.

- I'm not stupid.

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I think you're hiding something

from me. You better call me back.

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- Wow.

- I love you.

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I'm gonna get a brick through my

window. I am legitimately scared.

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I have an election coming up,

and I don't have time for this.

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Dude, why are you asking

us for advice on girls?

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Because we're his mistress.

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So, what, you think it's,

like, radiation or something?

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- Radiation from what?

- Dude, it's the government.

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What? Matt, what are you talking about?

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I'm feeling pretty spelunked out actually.

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Andrew, relax.

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That's so weird. It looks

completely different during the day.

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Look. I don't care, okay? I

am not going in the hole again.

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A**hole.

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It's like sunk in or something.

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- There goes your old camera, dude.

- Oh, sh*t.

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That's weird. I can

still feel it down there.

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I can't believe we made it out of there.

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Well, I mean, that answers that, right?

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Um, what does? We still

don't know what happened.

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- No

- Well, we're still alive.

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- I mean, I was definitely...

- Hey!

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You kids can't be here,

okay? You gotta move on out.

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What?

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The ground's unstable. We're

taping the whole place off.

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Okay. We're going.

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Vote for Steve!

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- New camera's working out for you. That's good.

- Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?

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Yeah, smaller. Does that shoot on tape?

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No, it just... It, like,

records right onto the camera.

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No, I just want to record all the

stuff that we can do, you know.

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Yeah, but it's like all the time.

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You don't feel like it's a little weird,

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like it puts a barrier between

you and everything else?

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Uh, I don't know.

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Maybe I want a barrier.

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So, like, what's up with your dad?

What's his story? What does he do?

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Um, my dad's a firefighter.

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Okay. That's cool. Oh, man,

that must have been awesome...

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Yeah, well, he was, I guess.

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- What happened?

- Uh, I don't know. He didn't die or anything.

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He just... He got injured

on the job, and now he, um...

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he collects the insurance, you know.

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Um, so he doesn't really do anything.

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He just... He, um... He'll go out during

the day, but I don't know where he goes.

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Uh, he drinks a lot.

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I know that much.

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I've actually been having some

problems with my parents too.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. I mean, they're nothing like yours.

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I mean, not like that...

I just... Never mind.

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They just been fighting a lot lately.

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And I think my mom is

actually cheating on my dad.

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Can you not say anything about that?

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- Yeah. No way.

- Thanks.

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Yes. Karen Detmer. D-E-T-M-E-R.

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Yes. Thank you.

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She's in pain.

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She needs something stronger.

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Her breathing's worse.

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Sir, she's suffering.

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Please help me.

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I'm on disability. I can't afford $700.

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Please, don't put me on hold! She can't

breathe, okay? I don't know what to do any more.

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Is it on?

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Yeah. Yeah. You got it.

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I want to remember you like this.

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Oh, Mom.

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You're stronger than this.

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Can you say that for me?

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Please?

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I'm stronger than this.

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Oh, nice.

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All right. Here. Watch this.

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- Weak.

- Hey, Matt.

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Yeah?

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Do you like me?

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Um, yeah, of course.

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I mean, you know, I didn't...

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- I mean, you know, I didn't always.

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