Chronicle Page #5

- What do you mean?

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I don't know. Like, you haven't...

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You haven't always been super

easy to talk to, you know.

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I mean, I'm not saying that

you're not now. I'm just...

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You're such an a**hole.

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That's what I'm talking about,

dude. You're hostile, see?

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Better.

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- Hey, Matt.

- Yeah?

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Do you ever think about, like,

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doing more with it?

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What, with this?

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Not really.

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Why? What else is there?

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- Telekinesis.

- Yes. Do tell.

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The ability to move, lift, vibrate...

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That's my favorite.

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Spin, bend, break or impact objects...

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through the direct influence of mental

power or other nonphysical means..

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- Okay.

- Sounds familiar.

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- It does sound familiar.

- Very familiar.

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You want to see direct influence?

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Andrew.

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She's wearing black today.

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- Hi.

- That's direct influence.

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- ...week, in my room.

- Just listen.

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I'm just that much stronger. Even last

night I got my whole bed off the ground.

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- No nosebleed.

- Yeah? I've been lifting weights too.

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This is my theory though

is that it's like a muscle.

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Like, it's elastic. If you stretch

it too far, too quick, it'll tear.

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Ew.

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That's why I think we're

getting stronger, you know,

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because we're working it out, getting buff.

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Buff.

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How about this for a workout?

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Holy sh*t!

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That was awesome.

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Classy.

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Mm-hmm. Attractive.

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I think it's time we took

this out of the backyard.

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Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Right here. This is perfect.

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- Really?

- This is it.

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Matt. Yah!

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Let's get this one.

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Whoa! Hey! Hello!

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- Hey, what...

- Andrew.

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Help! Somebody grab that!

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Whoa! Whoa! Stop!

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- Okay, I'll get the top. I'll get the top.

- Got it. Got it.

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- Let's get the legs.

- Okay. Wait.

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I'm flying!

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She's just looking at it.

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What you looking at, girl? Stay in school!

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Okay, see the guy chewing the gum?

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I'm gonna get the gum and

pull it right out of his mouth.

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Okay, I got him.

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Oh!

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are

we running? We don't need to run.

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- Five...

- I don't want to do it.

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- Four...

- Dude, I don't want to do it.

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- You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it.

- Come on, Matt. Don't be a b*tch about it.

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Just do it. Put your hand on the table.

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- Okay. Are you ready? Do it.

- Give me a countdown.

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- I will. I promi...

- Ow!

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Oh, snap!

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- Like I said...

- You gotta pay for that now.

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- Like I said. See?

- Holy crap.

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Man!

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Just pretend that there's a barrier

over your hand, right? And then...

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When things are gonna hit

you, as long as you're ready,

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they will not hurt you

because of the barrier.

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That's so sick.

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- That's me right there. I need that.

- Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.

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Give me your hand.

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When I was a kid though, I actually... I

actually did want to be a police officer.

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- A cop? No sh*t?

- Yeah. Yeah.

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You do know that you can't smoke

weed when you're a cop, right, Matt?

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Oh, no. Really? Uh, I didn't know.

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Uh, but, no, I... I... I just...

I really got into, like, altruism.

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What does that mean? What

does altruism mean, Matt?

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It's like wanting to make

things better for everyone.

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Really? This coming from the man who is

always talking about how pointless life is.

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Yeah, I know, but this is what

I've been thinking about lately.

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Like, I'm looking back, and I just think...

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the way I used to think about things

was probably a lot better, you know.

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So, what, you want to go out

and start a charity or something?

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- That's lame.

- Wait. Why is that lame?

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Uh, I don't know.

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Douche bag.

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I'm not good at everything. I

just do my best at everything.

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All right? That's what it's about.

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I mean, you talk about

philosophy and sh*t all the time,

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but what has he really done, hmm?

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Have you even applied to colleges yet?

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No, but I'm getting... I'm getting to it.

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