Chronicle Page #6

- Yeah, well, you should get to it. I'm just saying.

- I am.

492

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You could use some of that.

493

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You could use some Shut

the hell up. How about that?

494

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- You just lack initiative. It's not that big...

- Oh, yeah? You lack a dick.

495

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Boys, please tell us what's going on here.

496

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Uh, well, it would seem that

a Virgin Mary has appeared...

497

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in the syrup of a local man's pancake.

498

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No, it has not.

499

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Uh, well, it will in a

second, okay? Just hold on.

500

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Oh, that is definitely some

supernatural sh*t going on here.

501

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Um, excuse me. Can you come here real quick?

502

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Um, can you just look at that?

503

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Ay, Dios mio!

504

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Grounder. Too much pressure.

505

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Andrew.

506

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Oh, dude. Come on. Leave her alone.

507

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Oh, seriously?

508

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Dude!

509

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Oh, come on. That is so messed up.

510

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- She's gonna get fired.

- I didn't know...

511

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- That is disgusting.

- But do you guys share cups on the team?

512

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No, we don't share cups, man.

513

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You see that car though?

514

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- The red one.

- Yeah.

515

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All right. The gum was cool.

516

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All right. You tried. It

was a failed attempt though.

517

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Watch this.

518

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What are you doing? Watch.

519

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Go, go, go.

520

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What?

521

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No way!

522

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Holy sh*t!

523

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Dude! Holy crap!

524

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What? What?

525

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- That's what I'm talking about!

- Did anybody see?

526

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Steve Montgomery for president!

527

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- I'm having, like, a face period.

- Oh, man.

528

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Pause.

529

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You guys. You guys, here she comes.

530

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- Here she comes!

- Oh...

531

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Don't look. Don't look, don't look.

532

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Steve, don't look.

533

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She can't find... She thinks it's stolen.

534

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- She has no idea.

- Yes, it was the black guy this time.

535

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I could have sworn I parked

it right here. Where is my car?"

536

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Ignore us.

537

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We're just... Mormons.

538

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What does that mean?

539

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What does that mean?

540

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Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

541

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Garetty's... Garetty's having a giggle fit.

542

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That was so... It was amazing.

543

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I know. Just take it

easy with the merchandise.

544

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How did nobody see that?

It was out in the open.

545

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Her face! I cannot get

her face out of my mind!

546

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That was awesome.

547

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Who is this?

548

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So many ideas of stuff that we can do!

549

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- Go around.

- That's just some redneck a**hole.

550

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- Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.

- Go around.

551

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Take the camera. Take the camera.

552

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All right. Just make sure

it's zoomed out all the way.

553

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- Got ya. I can see you.

- Okay, buddy.

554

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What you gonna do?

555

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What the hell is this guy's problem?

556

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What are you doing?

557

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Abracadabra!

558

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Andrew, sh*t!

559

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What the hell did you just do?

Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!

560

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- Are you crazy?

- Pull down the road. We gotta go down there right now.

561

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Guys, I'm sorry!

562

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What did you do? Why did you do that?

563

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I didn't mean to. I didn't...

564

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Sh*t! What the hell is

wrong with you? Look at this!

565

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- Will you just calm down!

- The guy's probably still in there!

566

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I'm sorry, okay?

567

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- Andrew, stop, stop!

- But I can... I can help!

568

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- I can get him out.

- Stop doing things!

569

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Steve! Steve!

570

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Steve, be careful!

571

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Sh*t! Sh*t!

572

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Oh, my God, Andrew. Are you kidding me?

573

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Steve!

574

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

575

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Goddamn it!

576

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Steve!

577

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Andrew! Oh...

578

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Sh*t!

579

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Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t!

580

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Oh, Matt, he's got him!

He's got him. He's got...

581

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Help me.

582

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I'll get in back of him.

583

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Get him up.

584

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Hang on. Steve, stay with him.

I'm gonna go get some help.

585

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- Are you calling the cops?

- Yeah, yeah.

586

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- Will you stop? I can't hear them.

- Will you hang up the phone?

587

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Yeah. It's just down past,

uh, White Crescent Bridge.

588

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Matt, he's fine.

589

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- Matt, he's fine.

- Yeah. Yeah.

590

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- Fine, Matt!

- Stop! Stop! I can't hear...

591

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Hey!

592

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Hey! Hey! Over here!

593

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