Chuet sik san tau Page #5

...as well as a camera installed.

Try anything, and the cops

will catch you immediately!

Hey cop woman! What cops

are you talking about?

Who do you think I am?

You look like a thief to me.

I... I'm not a thief!

Why are you laughing?

When a poor man is hungry,

he looks like a thief.

I've lost my baggage at the airport.

I was kicked out of the house

I was supposed to visit.

I'm hungry and have caught

a cold since morning.

I'm not a thief. I only look like one.

Sorry. It's just that I'm all alone.

My shop neither has a security

siren nor a camera.

So, you lied to me.

Hence, I panicked.

These forsaken agents

put you on the flight.

And you readily come here

to starve yourselves!

Lousy losers!

Shut up!

Rose!

- Hi!

I'll have another one

of your special roses!

It's the only place in the world

I pay 100 dollars for a rose!

Thank you. It's lucky for you.

Yes, it is.

Stop eating grass!

Come here, I'll give you food.

No, my friend's going to meet me here.

My house is right here.

If your friend comes back,

you'll be able to see him.

C'mon!

If you remain hungry, you'll look

like a thief cum gangster!

Oh... no!

Careful, you nut!

His hair is like a dog's!

How on earth will he see?

Who did that to me?

- I'm feeling very odd...

...to eat at a complete

strangers house!

You were distressed,

while I was panicking!

There, we know each other now.

You are poor, so am I.

Now, we have something

in common as well!

Which village are you from?

I'm from the actor Dharmendra's

village.

From Sanewaal? Yes.

- Then we're neighbours!

I heard father had a heart attack.

When did you hear?

- What?

From whom did you hear?

Guru told me.

Lucky, you were father's favourite.

You must return to the village.

I'll look after the affairs

of this place. Don't worry.

Mika, who doesn't want to

return to the village?

I still remember how father

used to hold my finger...

...and take me for a

walk into the fields.

But with the number of

bad deeds to my name...

...even if I do double the

number of good deeds...

...I can never return to the village.

Seeing Happy over here, has

brought back memories...

...of my village and family.

I've heard that the cops of 11

nations are out to get King.

Not King, they're out to get Don!

Don!

But there are 11 such dons

who are out to get King!

And you've come to take these

notorious people back?!

It's not the people who're notorious...

...it's their deeds.

If we separate these two...

...the same people can

become good like us.

You're very interesting.

That's because I speak the truth.

Hence, people endear to it.

Want to hear another truth?

I've never seen my mother.

But after meeting you...

...I feel that she must've

been just like you.

He's disappeared again!

Happy!

Where have you disappeared, you fool?

Happy! - Hey you, shouting there!

Do you want me to call the police?

No! No police please!

Get off from here! Get off!

The old man's asked me not to scream!

How do I find him now?

Happy!

Dear! What happened?

What happened?

- You come here.

You idiot!

- Why are you chasing me?

What happened? - I had to sleep

all night on this wooden bench.

My bottom's become sore!

But, I didn't tell you

to sleep on this.

Where were you all night?

I was in that house waiting for you.

Couldn't you see me waiting for you?

How am I...

Here comes a customer! Here

comes a customer! One minute.

Ma'am, this bouquet costs 10 dollars.

- Yes, there you go.

Thank you.

Whose shop did you take

over overnight?

That...

- Happy! - One minute!

Son!

- Yes? - I wanted to know...

Who is this idiot?

Hey!

- She's the owner.

This is my friend, Rangeela!

Friend, friend.

Friend?! Looks more like

your friend's father!

Old lady, watch your tongue!

Whom did you call an old lady?!

Where were you all night?

Poor fellow was so worried!

Did you settle base at the airport?

This is a classic case of

thief accusing the cop!

Back there, the 'missing luggage'

counter itself was missing!

On top of that, I'd have to explain

it to them in English!

I... manage.

- Manage.

To hell with your manage.

Had you really gone to the

airport or someplace else?

No, he...

- She's very suspicious.

No, she's not. She's

very good at heart.

She just makes a mountain that's all.

Happy!

- You take rest. - Yes?

Dear, this is a yacht. You have to

decorate it with flowers. - Ok.

I've written the address

behind. Okay? - Okay.

Come, Mr. Rangeela.

- Get lost!

I didn't sleep last night,

didn't eat...

...and now you ask me to

come along with you!

We've to go to the airport

again in 2 hours.

Our trains are better

than their flights!

At least, it's mentioned that...

...the passengers solely are

responsible for their luggage.

Right? - Right. But Rangeela

is too grumpy for your age.

Your blood pressure may rise.

I've prepared lunch at home.

Go, eat and rest for a while.

See that house with the

window? That's mine.

Yes, I can see it.

- Take the keys. Yes.

Go. Don't go to a wrong house.

We won't. Thank you.

Happy!

- Yes? - Yes?

People say that whosoever I pray for...

...God showers His blessings

upon him. Yes.

Take this. Today, you'll succeed

at everything you do.

Go, dear. May God be with you.

I'm bound to succeed...

...now that I look like Pandit Nehru.

Good luck.

Everything looks fine on the outside...

...but what do I do about

the mess I created inside?

Oh Lord Waheguru, help me.

Hurry up, Udaas!

- Okay, just relax.

Welcome!

Mika! Mika!

Actually, I've bought a

yacht for the first time.

Whether it's your first

love or your first boat...

...it's the same feeling. Oh!

I love you! I love you!

I'd once bought a boat in the village.

I went fishing with my uncle in it.

A crocodile got hooked on to the

bait and swallowed my uncle.

Ever since, mother has not

cooked fish in the house.

In the entire village...

- Enough Udaas! Enough

Why didn't the crocodile

swallow you instead?

Who's it? Hands up!

It's me, Happy!

Not again!

This idiot's come back!

What do we do with him?

You've still not gone back?!

He won't go so easily.

King, you don't know him. He

sticks like a chewing gum!

What do you mean? Enough! Happy,

this is not Punjab.

Over here, people do as I say.

That's what I'm telling you,

this is not Punjab!

Let's all return to the village.

I'm begging you! I've

met your parents.

I've seen the tears in their eyes.

They have expectations from you,

ever thought about that?

It's their wish to see you married...

...to see you become

a groom, you idiot!

Friends and relatives dancing

at your wedding...

The entire village rejoicing,

fireworks in the sky...

Hey! Why are you bursting them now?

Who's that? Who's it? Where's

it? Why is this happening?

Lucky!

- Uncle, c'mon!

Don't panic! It's me!

Oh no!

Who is this man?

I've been swimming for so long!

Why am I not reaching the shore?

Am I swimming in the wrong direction?

What's wrong with King?

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