Cinderella: Once Upon A Time... In The West Page #3

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- ( coughs )

- Stuff's pretty harsh, isn't it?

The appIe aftertaste

caught me off guard.

lt tastes very good.

( squeaking )

- Shall we dance?

- ( tango music resumes )

lncredible!

l throw a ball with the prince

and he slips through your hands?

Who is this woman?

Huh?

- I don't know, Ma.

- lt must be Morpheus.

Come on! What are you

waiting for, dummies?

We're not going to let that stranger

swipe our prince.

Go on, get moving!

Vladimir:
Don't look now,

but l think we're being followed.

They're just jealous.

Jealous? But of whom?

- Well...

- Do you mean of you?

What do you say

you and l lose them?

Something l've wanted to do

for quite some time.

Both:

Aw! Ma!

Don't worry,

my little darlings.

We have other means.

Come on, you,

time for you to do your job.

You are gonna get your prize.

l promise.

Oh, oh, oh!

No, no, you mustn't be shy now.

Let's continue to play,

shall we?

May I be so boId

as to tempt fate with you

and join your little game?

( yells )

Duchess:
Why, of course!

The more, the merrier.

lf you would,

go easy on me, madam.

lt's my very first time

playing.

Oh! You're a beginner.

How marvelous.

We're going to have

some reaI fun now.

l'm almost certain of it.

( cackling )

Mmm !

Ho ho!

( Felicity laughing )

Ah! Ha ha!

Oh!

( chips rattling )

( cackling )

Felicity:
l guess

l really smoked you, didn't l?

- ( laughing )

- l think it's time for me to retire.

When I Iose, I don't toIerate

arrogance and crass vulgarity very well.

Oh, now, please don't be upset,

Your Excellency.

It's just a case

of beginner's luck.

Hey, how about you and l

play one last hand?

- lf you win, you take it all.

- Oh?

But if l win, you give me

your son's hand

for one of my

darling daughters.

( both giggling )

Oh ho ho ho ho!

l've never heard of anything

so ridiculous.

What do you take me for?

Hey, l'm just saying.

You really lost big.

Fortunes change,

as l'm sure you know.

Unless you like losing?

Hit me.

( growls softly )

( squawking )

Ha ha!

( Felicity cackling )

( Melody, Harmony laughing )

Felicity:
We're gonna be royal!

Can you beIieve it?

We're gonna be royal,

my darIings!

And that makes us

the "cream de la cream."

The cream de la cream !

That's what we are!

l love cream, though!

Maybe we'II even

have ourselves a butler!

( all laughing )

I beg you,

let me play another round

to earn back the hand

of my son.

What?

Did she just belch somethin'?

Ha ha ha ha!

You don't "tolerate vulgarity," huh?

Well, now, you're just going

to have to live with it!

( laughs )

VIadimir:

So beautiful.

CindereIIa:

The desert is-- wow.

VIadimir:
Yes, this moonbeam

from heaven delicately revealing

the gentle dunes,

soft and round.

- And this mouth...

- Mouth?

( laughs )

What mouth?

This one.

Your face

is my landscape,

treasure at the end

of the worId.

Wait, listen.

l need-- l need

to tell you something.

l'm not the girl

you think l am.

Undoubtedly.

An angel that falls from heaven

inevitabIy hides a mystery.

Oh, boy,

you sure can talk.

- ( squawking )

- Hey, what's going on?!

- Cinderella:
Hey!

- Whoa oh oh!

Oh, no, this is not happening.

Not now.

( squawking )

Come and get it,

pretty boy.

- ( grunts )

- Whoa!

Hyah!

Whoa!

lntimidating, isn't she?

CindereIIa:
This might get

a little bumpy, Your Highness.

Vladimir:
l certainly hope so.

Whoo-hoo!

( yelps )

( grunts )

VIadimir:

Whoa-aa!

( laughs )

Okay, amigos.

- ( Captain gasps )

- ( Felicity growls )

What are y'all doing here,

you big dummies?

- ( bird squawking )

- Huh?

( yells )

( all shouting )

- Melody:
What the heck?

- Harmony:
IncredibIe!

( bell rings )

So what's your pleasure,

Your Highness?

Mmm,

a shot of cactus juice.

Make it a double.

First mate:
Your attention, please.

May l have your attention, please?

This is a kidnapping.

Cooperate and no one will be hurt.

CindereIIa:

Except you.

Hey.

Oh!

The duchess!

The duchess!

- ( slaps )

- Oh!

Ha ha, amazing.

Truly remarkable.

Ugh!

( laughs )

Oh!

My dear man,

if you want a dance with me,

you'll have to be

a lot more sophisticated than this.

Perhaps-- whoo!

Put down my mother. Ah!

Right-- whew.

Come on, come on,

come on, come on.

( laughs )

Harmony:

That's it, Ma! Watch out.

You got it, Ma!

No, left, Ma.

Go Ieft.

- ( gasps )

- Get out of the way.

Oh, oh,

this is so much fun!

Oh, Vladimir,

this is fantastic.

lt reminds me

of the days of my youth.

Stay right there, Mother.

You'll be fine.

- Vladimir?

- Yes?

You're never going to forgive me.

Oh, those horrid cards.

Come to the point, Mother.

l made a huge mistake--

an enormous mistake.

So did I.

l fell in love.

You did?

ls she here?

l want to see her.

There, with the chair.

Hyah!

Howdy.

- Ah!

- Hey.

- Cinderella:
Ahh!

- Please, l don't have time for you now.

Bunch of bumpkins!

- Ow.

- ( turkey gobbling )

Wait a minute.

Why are you here?

- ( jackaI howIing )

- Oh, bison's horns!

I forgot to teII her

that the magic stops working

at the twelfth cry

of the jackaI.

Hey, what's happening

to me?

Oh, that rotten little shaman

and his two-bit magic.

( grunts )

- ( groans )

- Whoa!

No!

Please let me go.

You should know that l love

fine clothes,

jewels and refinements,

but that goes without saying.

Oh!

( both grunting )

- Ah!

- Felicity:
Good job, my girl.

( grunts )

( groans )

Who let these lowlifes in?

- ( all shouting )

- Vladimir:
Wait, Mother.

- Stop them. They've got my mother.

- Pirates:
We gotta get out of here!

Hey, come back here!

Y'all follow me.

Mother!

( rifle cocking )

Give me back my royals

or l'll pulverize you!

( rapid gunfire )

( pirates yelping )

We must go after them.

There must be some way we can

stop them and get my mother back.

( grunts )

Take him to my place.

Felicity, you've gone

too far this time.

As an officer of honest folks'

good night's sIeep,

l must remind you of the laws

pertaining to unruIy noises.

( puffs )

Okay.

( Vladimir sighing )

( twangs )

( murmurs )

My princess...

Well, it looks like our young

prince here is gonna Iive.

My princess!

l have to go save my princess.

( laughs )

l'm afraid you can't,

'cause you're getting married tomorrow.

He's cute, ain't he?

Vladimir:

l'm getting married tomorrow?

ls that some kind of joke?

Nah, you're ours, baby.

l won you at cards.

( crashes )

Cards?

Mother,

what have you done?

Um, l like sports, animals,

hiking in the woods,

and getting caught

in a summer rain.

Oh, you know what l like?

l like goin' shopping,

real loud country music,

and cuddling by the fire.

( giggles )

This is just

one big nightmare.

l'm sorry, sweet ladies,

but my heart is already taken

by a mysterious beauty.

l'll marry the one

who lost this tooth for me.

MeIody:

He's into teeth?

But my most pressing need

right now

is to go save my mother and--

Hush, my prince.

- We're all one big family now.

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