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Clerks. Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
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Try thinking for yourselves before you
pelt an innocent man with cigarettes !
Uh, pack of cigarettes ?
Don't you think you're taking
this a bit too hard ?
I have enough indignities in my life and
people start throwing cigarettes at me.
- At least they weren't lit.
- Oh, l hate this f***ing place.
Then quit.
You should be going to school anyway.
Please, Veronica, at this point,
the last thing l need is a lecture.
All I'm saying is, if you're
that unhappy, you should leave.
-I'm not even supposed to be here today!
-l know.
I stopped by your house. Your mom told
me you left, like, at 6:00 or something.
The guy got sick.
He couldn't come in.
- Don't you have a hockey game at 2:00 ?
- Yes.
And I'm gonna play like sh*t because
I didn't have a good night's sleep.
- Why'd you agree to come in then ?
- Hey, I'm only here until 12:00.
After that, I'm gone.
The boss comes in.
- Why don't you open the shutters?
Get some sunlight in here.
- Someone jammed gum in the locks.
- You're kidding.
- Bunch of savages in this town.
- Thanks.
- How much money did you leave up there?
Like, three dollars in mixed change
and a couple of singles.
This time in the morning,
people just get a paper or coffee.
- You're trusting.
- Why do you say that ?
How do you know they're taking
or even paying for what they take ?
Theoretically, people see money
on the counter, no one around,
they think they're being watched.
Honesty through paranoia.
Why do you smell like shoe polish ?
I needed shoe polish
to make that sign out there.
- Smell won't come off.
- [ Door Opens ]
You think anybody
can see us down here ?
Why, you wanna have sex or something ?
- Can we ?
- Really ?
- l was kidding.
- Like you can't get enough of me.
- Typically male point of view.
- How do you figure ?
Show some bedroom proficiency,
you think you're gods.
What about what we do for you ?
Women as lovers are basically the same;
they just have to be there.
- Be there ?
- Making a male climax
isn't at all challenging.
Insert somewhere close,
preferably moist, thrust, repeat.
How flattering.
therein lies a challenge.
You think so ?
it's standard.
it's talent.
- And l actually date you ?
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it
takes more than that to get a guy off.
Just being there, as you put it,
is not enough.
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
I'm astonished to hear you
you trivialize my role in our sex life.
It wasn't directed at you.
I was making a broad generalization.
You're making a generalization
about broads.
Those are my opinions
based on the few women...
who were goodly enough
to sleep with me.
- How many ?
- How many what ?
How many different girls
have you slept with ?
- Didn't we have
this discussion once before ?
- We might have.
- l don't remember. How many ?
- including you ?
It better be up to and including me.
- Twelve.
- You slept with 12 different girls ?
Including you ? Yes.
- Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
- You're a pig !
- Why'd you hit me ?
- Do you know how many different men
I've had sex with ?
Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?
- Three.
- Three ?
- Three, including you.
- You only slept
- I'm not the pig you are.
- Who ?
- You !
- No, who are the three, besides me.
- John Francin and Rob Stanslik.
- Wow.
That's why you should feel like a pig.
You men make me feel sick.
- You'll sleep with anything
that says yes.
- Animal, mineral or vegetable.
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
They put up
After dropping a bombshell like that,
you owe me big.
Name it.
I want you to come with me on Monday.
- Where ?
- To school.
There's a seminar about getting
back into a scholastic program...
after a lapse in enrollment.
Can't we ever have a discussion
without that coming up ?
It's important to me, Dante.
You have so much potential
that's going to waste in this pit.
- l wish you'd go back to school.
- Stop. You're making my head hurt.
-Sh*t ! Why're you getting up ?
-Unlike you, l have class in 45 minutes.
Willam ?
Hey, Ronni.
How you been, man ?
What, do you work here now ?
No, l was visiting my man.
Dante, this is Willam Black.
This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend.
- How you doing ? Just the soda ?
- No, and a pack of cigarettes.
So where you been, man ?
No, l transferred into Monmouth
this year. l was tired of missing him.
That's beautiful, man.
So, you still talk to Silvan ?
I just talked to her on Monday.
We still hang out on weekends.
Oh, that's great.
Well, you two lovebirds
take it easy, okay ?
Bye. Take it easy.
- [ Ronni ] That was Snowball.
- Why do you call him that ?
Silvan made it up.
It's a blow job thing.
What do you mean ?
After the blow job, he likes to have it
spit back into his mouth while kissing.
It's called snowballing.
- He requests this ?
- He gets off on it.
- Silvan can be talked into anything.
- Why do you say that ?
Like you said, she snowballed him.
- Silvan ? No, l snowballed him.
- Yeah, right.
I'm serious.
- You sucked that guy's dick ?
- Yeah. How do you think l knew--
You said you only had sex
- Because l never had sex with him.
- You sucked his dick !
We went out a few times.
We never had sex, but we fooled around.
Oh, my God. Why did you tell me
you only had sex with three guys ?
Because l did
only have sex with three guys.
- it doesn't mean
I didn't just go with people.
- Oh, my God, l feel so nauseous !
I'm sorry, Dante.
I thought you understood.
I did understand !
I understood that you had sex with
three guys and that's all you said !
- Please calm down.
- How many ?
- Dante, let it go !
- How many d*cks have you sucked ?
Shut up a second and I'll tell you.
Jesus !
I didn't freak out like this when
you told me how many girls you f***ed !
This is different. This is important.
How many ?
Well ?
- Something like 36.
- What ? Something like 36 ?
- Lower your voice.
- What is that-- ""Something like 36"" ?
Does that include me ?
- Uh... 37.
- I'm 37 ?
- I'm going to class.
- Oh, my God.
- 37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks!
- in a row ?
- Hey, listen, jerk.
Until today, you never even knew...
how many guys l slept with
because you never even bothered to ask.
Then you act all nonchalant
about f***ing 12 girls.
I never had sex with 12 guys !
- No, but you sucked enough dick !
- Yeah, l went down on a few guys.
- A few ?
- One of those guys was you.
The last one, l might add.
Which, if you're too stupid
to comprehend, means that
I've been faithful to you since we met.
All the other guys
I went with before l met you.
If you want to have a complex, go ahead.
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