Clerks. Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
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But don't look at me like
I'm the town whore, because you
were plenty busy before you met me.
Why did you suck their dick ?
Why couldn't you sleep with them
Like any other decent person ?
Because going down isn't a big deal.
I used to like a guy, we'd make out,
and sooner or later I'd go down on him.
- But l only had sex
with the guys l loved.
- l feel sick.
I love you !
Don't feel sick.
Every time l kiss you,
I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.
- I'm going to school. Maybe later
you'll be a bit more rational.
- I'm 37 ! l just can't--
Good-bye, Dante !
Hey, try not to suck any dick
on the way through the parking lot !
Hey ! Hey, you !
Get back here.
I thought that place was supposed
to be open at 11:00. it's 11:20.
I've already called his house twice.
He'll be here soon.
Hey, it's not like
it's a demanding job over there.
I'd like to get paid
to sit on my ass and watch TV.
that son of a b*tch was sleeping.
- I'm sure he wasn't sleeping.
- Are you calling me a liar ?
- Are you calling me a liar ?
- No ! He was probably
just resting his eyes.
What the hell is that,
""resting his eyes"" ?
- Like he's some air traffic controller?
- Actually, that's his night job.
Wise ass too, huh ?
Go ahead. Keep cracking wise.
That's why you're jockeying a register
in some f***in' convenience store...
instead of working at a steady job.
I've got no time to bullshit around,
waiting for that son of a b*tch.
Make sure he gets that.
The number's 812. My name's Wynarski.
If you tell me the title of the movie,
he'll hold it for you.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy.
I'll go to Big Choice Video instead.
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
You forgot your keys.
- Guy ain't here yet.
- You're kidding ! it's almost 11:30.
- I've been here since 11:00.
- l hate it when l can't rent videos !
I would've went to Big Choice, but the
tape l want is right there on that wall.
- Which one ?
- Dental School.
You came for that too ?
That's the movie l came for.
- l have first dibs.
- Says who ?
Says me. I've been here half an hour.
I'd call that first dibs.
- Ain't gonna happen, my friend.
I'm getting that movie.
- Like hell you are.
I'll bet you 20 bucks
you don't get to rent that tape.
- Twenty bucks.
All right, a**hole. You're on.
You're late.
- What the hell are you doing here ?
- The boss called. Arthur fell ill.
- Why are the shutters closed ?
- Someone jammed gum in the locks.
- Bunch of savages in this town.
- That's what l said.
If I'd known you were here,
I'd have come even later.
- What smells like shoe polish ?
- Go open the store.
-Hey, you see a set of keys around here?
-No time for love, Dr. Jones.
F***ing kids.
Some guy just came in
refusing to pay late fees.
Said the store was closed for two hours
yesterday. l tore up his membership.
Shocking abuse of authority.
I'm a firm believer
in the philosophy of a ruling class,
especially since l rule.
- [ Randal ]
Want something to drink ? I'm buying.
- [ Dante ] No, thanks.
Who was on your phone
this morning, like, 2:30 ?
- l was trying to call for half an hour.
- Why ?
I wanted to use your car.
Snack cake.
You don't wanna know.
- She called me.
- You tell Veronica ?
- One fight a day with Veronica
is all l can stomach, thanks.
- We don't fight about anything.
She wants me to leave here and go
back to school and get some direction.
- l bet the most frequent topic
- You win.
I'm going to offer you some advice,
my friend. Let the past be the past.
Forget Caitlin Bree.
You been with Veronica how long now ?
- Seven months.
- Chick's nuts about you.
- How long you date Caitlin ?
- Five years.
Chick only made you nuts, man.
She cheated on you how many times ?
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half ?
Party at John Kay's, senior year;
I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me.
-So that's cheating ?
- No.
In the middle of it she called me Brad.
- She called you Brad ?
That's not cheating.
People say crazy sh*t during sex.
- One time, l called this girl ""mom.""
- l hit the light, she freaks.
- She thought l was Brad Michelson.
- What do you mean ?
She was supposed to meet Brad in a
dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.
- She didn't even know
I was at the party.
- Oh, my God.
- Great story, huh ?
- That girl was vile to you.
Interesting postscript to that story.
Do you know who wound up
in that bedroom with Brad ?
- Your mother ?
- Alan Harris.
- The two moved to Idaho together.
They raise sheep.
- That's frightening.
to move the world.
I don't see...
how you could romanticize
your relationship with Caitlin.
She broke your heart and inadvertently
drove men to deviant lifestyles.
There was a lot of good
in our relationship.
Aside from the cheating,
we were a great couple.
That's what high school was about:
algebra, bad lunch and infidelity.
- You think things
will be different this time ?
- They are.
When she calls me now,
she's a different person.
She's frightened, vulnerable.
She's finishing college
and about to enter the real world.
That's scary for anyone.
- Sh*t, l gotta place an order.
- Talkin' to myself here.
- I'm listening.
- And she's looking for support.
- l think this is leading
our relationship to a new level.
I think the arguments Veronica and l are
having are some kind of manifestation...
of a subconscious desire
to break up with her,
so l can pursue a more meaningful
relationship with Caitlin.
- Caitlin's on the same wavelength ?
- it's safe to say yes.
- l think all four of you
better sit down and talk it over.
- All four ?
You, Veronica, Caitlin
and Caitlin's fianc.
- Yeah. What are you looking for ?
- Uh, one second.
I'm on the phone
with the distribution house.
Let me make sure they got it.
- She loves it.
- Obviously.
Customer number 4352.
I'd like to place an order.
I need one each of the following tapes:
Whispers in The Wind,
To Each His Own,
Put it Where it Doesn't Belong,
My Pipes Need Cleaning,
All Tit F***ing, Volume Eight,
I Need Your Cock,
Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers,
My C*nt And Eight Shafts,
Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts,
Cum Buns III,
Cumming in Socks,
Cum On ilene,
Huge Black C*cks
Girls Who Crave Cock,
Girls Who Crave C*nt,
Men Alone II:
The KY Connection,Pink P*ssy Lips,
oh, yeah, and, uh,
All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Yup. Oh, wait a minute.
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