Clerks II Page #11

Yeah, right.

Please, man, don't leave me.

Thanks.

That'll be $5.79.

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I mean, you already taught me|how to dance at a wedding.

I mean... l-I know you|don't believe in romantic love.

# I am the kindest soul|with whom you're connected #

# I have the bravest heart #

# That you've ever seen #

Is that a yes?

What took you so long?

#... I am sometimes #

# You see everything #

# You see every part #

# You see all my light #

"One ring to rule them all."

# You dig everything #

# Of which I'm ashamed #

# There's not anything|to which you can't relate #

# And you're still here #

# What I resist #

# Persists and speaks #

# Louder than #

# I know #

# What I resist #

# You love, no matter #

# How low #

# Or high I go... #

Come on!

# You see everything #

# You see every part #

# You see all my light #

# And you love my dark #

# You dig everything #

# Of which I'm ashamed #

# There's not anything|to which you can't relate #

# And you're still here #

# "You see everything" #

- # "You see every part" #|- # You're still here #

# "You see all my light" #

- # "And you love my dark" #|- # And you're still here #

# "You dig everything" #

# "Of which I'm ashamed" #

# "There's not anything"|"to which you can't relate" #

# And you're still here. #

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(song ends)

(traffic passing by)

("Goodbye Horses"playing)

Oh!

Thanks.|Okay.

Pack of cigarettes?

You know what?|What?

You're not even supposed|to be here today.

(chuckles)

(sighs):
|Can you feel it?

Feel what?

Today is the first day|of the rest of our lives.

playing)

# They say misery #

# Loves company #

# We could start a company #

# And make misery #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# Well, I know|just what you need #

# I might just have the thing #

# I know what you'd pay #

# To see #

# Put me out of my misery #

# I'd do it for you #

# Would you do it for me? #

# We will always be busy #

# Making misery #

# We could build a factory #

# And make misery #

# We'll create the cure #

# We made the disease #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# Well, I know|just what you need #

# I might just have the thing #

# I know what you'd pay #

# To feel #

# Put me out of my misery #

# All you suicide kings|and you drama queens #

# Forever after happily #

# Making misery #

# #

# Did you satisfy your greed? #

# Get what you need? #

# Was it only envy? #

# So empty #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# Frustrated,|Incorporated #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "Put me out of my misery" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "I'd do it for you,"|"would you do it for me?" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "Ever after happily" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "Making misery" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "Put me out of my misery" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "I'd do it for you,"|"would you do it for me?" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated #

# "Put me out of my misery" #

# Frustrated, Incorporated. #

(song ends)

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SEXY STUD:
|Oh, sh*t, got to finish!

Hey!

(dramatic music stinger)

Snooge to the nooge!

(choking):
|Oh, my God!

(grunts)

(whistling)

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