Club Dread Page #9

- Yeah!

- You're bringing us closer to the raft!

- I know.

[Grunts, Yells]

[Screaming]

[Agonized Grunt]

- [Accelerating]

- Ahhhhhh!

[Screams]

Yeah!

- Slowly, slowly.

- Okay.

[Sighs]

We gotta untie these lines.

- [Ferocious Yell]

- [Penelope Screaming]

- Hit it, Jenny! Go!

- [Accelerating]

- [Agonized Groan]

[Screaming]

- Ahhhhhh!

- Yeah!

[Groans, Whimpers]

[All Panting]

[Grunts]

Let's get the hell outta here.

[Panting]

- [Sighs]

- [Relieved Chuckle]

- [Yells]

- [Screams]

- [Sam] Come on!

- [Screaming]

- Oh, come on!

[Growling]

- [Lars Grunting] Die!

- [Groaning]

Son of a b*tch!

[All Panting]

They'll probably kick me

out of the Pacifist Club now.

Or at least

ask you nicely to leave.

- [Chuckles]

- [Laughs]

Tian-tu...

- the Heaven Point.

- [Pleasurable Moan]

Oh.

[Gasps, Shuddering Moan]

- Let's go, Peenalop.

- [Chuckles]

## [Man Vocalizing]

## [Continues, Repetitively]

## [Man Singing, Indistinct]

[Laughs]

Gracias, Sheriff!

[Coughs]

- [Laughs]

- Cut it.

- That is so whack!

- Knock that sh*t off, Juan.

You're gonna cause

a hysterical... thing.

[Laughing]

- That is so cheebah!

- [Chanting]

- [Laughter]

- I just lost it. Keep rolling,

keep rolling, keep rolling.

That is some trick sh*t!

That is so on time, off the hook!

Tight! And heavy!

That is so...

out of the planet!

- [Laughs]

- [Laughter]

[Howling Laughter]

What other dumb f***in'

catchphrases can I say?

Man, I can't hear sh*t. I've been standin'

next to amplifiers my whole life.

- Hello.

- [Laughs]

[Whistling]

- Oh, God, no!

- Oh, God...

- Kinda scared me. Sorry.

- [Cackling]

#Tokey took him

to a sea horse whorehouse #

Which-Which, something.

[Laughs]

Which seemed to suggest, uh...

F***, I don't know what it seemed

to suggest. Let me try that again.

# Naughty Cal

Bongo and Tokey#

- Aaah!

- # Got tired of livin' on land#

# So the three amigos

took an undersea trip #

- # And never were seen again #

- [Laughing]

# Started out all right

Went a couple of miles #

# Till they spotted a waterin' hole #

# They had their wits about them

until they were served... #

Here we go, I 'I I do, um...

Okay, ready and action.

But what about the sign

on Cliff's neck?

- It said, "staff only."

I mean, that clearly means...

- [Laughs]

[All Laughing]

- Mark!

- All right, well, tell us, then...

how the hell are we

supposed to do our jobs...

when somebody is killing

the dick out of everybody on the island?

- Yes.

- [Laughing]

- Hey, listen. Listen, sugar britches.

- [Laughing]

- All right. All right. Are we cutting?

- Just-Just do your job.

- No, I'm not cutting.

- Okay, cut it.

- [Laughter]

- [Loud Beeping]

# Bongo chose himself

a pretty prawn#

- # Cal preferred a dolphin #

- # A dolphin #

# Naughty Cal and his pals

ran the waves to somewhere #

[Gulls Squawking]

# Land ho

They blew all their dough #

# And ended up nowhere #

# They pulled their sh*t together

cleaned themselves all up #

# And they set out on their way #

# They heard some talk

about buried treasure #

# Down in Mango Bay #

# But a big bad orca

and a scary octopus #

# Were guardin ' the riverbed#

# Before you knew it

the fun was over #

# 'Cause Bongo and Tokey

were dead#

# I guess it seems

that everybody's lookin '#

# To find their own paradise #

# But it ain 't on Earth

It's up there in heaven #

# And someday we 're all gonna die #

# La-la-la-la, lala-la-la-la

Lalala-lala #

- Yeah!

- # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala #

- Come on, everybody!

- # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala #

- Pass that bong over here! Yeah!

- # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala #

Whoo! Yeah!

[Laughing]

- Whoo!

- [Waves Breaking]

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