Coffin Rock Page #3

of terminations

until you're five weeks.

Even if you do go ahead,

you'll need to wait

a couple of weeks.

Okay?

Surprise!

- Congratulations!

- Here's your Mum.

- Ay!

- Hooray!

- Look who's here.

- Oh.

- Congratulations.

Are you nervous?

- Congratulations.

- Jess!

It's Mum.

Hooray!

- Hi.

Oh, I got a heart attack.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, everybody's here.

I think you should go,

don't you?

- You're the mother

of my child, Jess.

- That is not true.

- Oh, yeah, it is, actually,

because the mother of your child

has to be someone

that you're in love with,

and if you stop to think

about it for just one second...

one second...

I think you might realize

that you love me too.

- I want you to go.

- You want me to go?

- Yes.

- You want me to go?

- Yes.

- Okay, negative,

negative, negative,

negative, negative, negative.

- You've been in my house.

You can't do this.

- You did it.

You did it.

I'm the father of your child,

so you'd better

f***ing wake up to it.

- And you better sucking-

- Jess?

- It's-it's all right.

- Hello.

I'm Evan.

- It's fine.

II'

- Well, DA, she's, uh-

she's due in March.

You're gonna be a-

a grandpa.

What's that?

Of course it's true.

I have a job.

You're sucking' joking with me?

Um, I'm telling you,

you're going to be

a sucking' grandfather.

I'm gonna be a sucking' father,

and you're asking me

if I've got a job.

A sucking' job!

Are you sucking' joking, DA?

I've got a woman

that I sucking' love,

a job, a sucking' house,

and now a sucking' baby.

It's more than

you ever f***in' did,

you f***in' cripple!

F*** you, DA.

I love you, DA.

- Robert?

- Uh-oh.

- What?

- Whenever you call me Robert,

something bad's going to happen.

What's wrong, baby?

Hmm?

You angry with me?

I'm sorry I told everyone.

It was an accident.

- Can we go to the city

for a while and go see your Mum?

' Hmm?

- I just-I just want

to get away for a little bit

- Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Just give me a couple of days

to get things organized.

- Really?

- Sure, baby.

Did you like the party?

- Yeah, it was great.

- Nice party.

I was, uh-

I was there last night.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, I had to leave early,

though.

Sorry.

Evan.

- Bird's nest guy.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Right.

I'm having a kid too, you know.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Um...

Just getting everything

together, you know.

- Yeah.

So what's all this

about the bird's nest, mate?

I'm calling the police.

I'm calling the police.

They're going to come

and get you.

They're gonna-

they're gonna...

Hello?

- What do you require,

police, fire, or ambulance?

What do you require...

- Haah.

He's a kid.

I'm crazy.

- Aw, Jess.

- I'm so stupid!

He thinks he's the father.

It's just a f***ing nightmare.

- Oh, my...

- I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I'm such an idiot!

- Oh, God!

Hey, hey, hey-

Hey.

- What am I going to do?

- Just calm down.

Is he dangerous?

- I don't know!

I don't know.

- Well, can't you just ask Rob

for the f***ing letter?

- How can I ask him

for the letter?

How can I ask him

for the letter now?

- All right, all right,

just calm down.

Don't shout; don't shout.

It's all right.

- Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, sh*t.

. He)'...

Check this out.

What do you think?

What's the matter?

- It's just the hormones.

- I got to go

I'll drive you.

I'll just get my keys.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Is it Benny?

- No.

- You all right?

- Yeah, it's all good.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Here.

This came for you.

Hand-delivered, I guess.

- Oh, it's um, probably

some baby thing, yeah.

I'll be back soon.

- Yeah.

II'

- Oh, shite.

What do you think?

- There's no baby, Evan.

I got rid of it.

Today.

So that's it.

It's f***ing over.

- Today?

- Yeah.

- Today?

Where do you think I got

the f***in' pictures from, Jess?

We met at the f***in'

IVF clinic.

Hmm?

You haven't had the suck

at three weeks.

You're a f***in' liar.

- I'm not lying.

- Yeah, you f***ing are, Jess,

'cause that's

what you f***in' do.

You lie, and you cheat,

and you cheat,

and you f***in' lie.

You're a dirty f***in'

slut liar, Jess.

- Why did you follow me?

- 'Cause you're carrying

my f***in' child!

- No!

- Yes, you f***in' are!

- No, I am not!

- Yes, you f***in' are!

F*** off!

F*** off.

- Get the f*** off.

It's mine, Jess.

If you don't want it, fine.

Give it the f*** back!

Get the f*** down and give it!

Give it!

Give it!

F***!

- Jess.

Benny didn't touch you, did he?

- No.

II'

Rob?

Rob!

Oh.

I've packed your bags

and rung your Mum.

- Good.

- Ready to go?

- Nearly, yeah.

Good on you, mate.

- Hi, Jess.

- Evan's going to be working

a couple of days

while we're away.

- Just answering phones

and stuff.

- I thought you worked

at Tony's.

- Quota's filled.

Season's over.

- Right.

- Don't worry.

The boys'll keep an eye on him.

- You hungry?

- Can we go now?

- Not just yet, honey.

I've gotta-

- I want to go now, Rob!

- Can't live with 'em,

can't shoot 'em, eh?

- We'll talk later, mate.

- Bye, Jess.

Bye, Robbie.

- No, Rob, I...

- Yes, honey.

Ten minutes.

- All right.

- I've gotta get

the place sorted.

- What can I do?

- Nothing.

Just relax.

II'

- Two-hour drive.

I'm taking a leak.

Oh, sh*t!

- Rob!

- Don't come in here.

Don't come in here!

- Oh!

- Get out!

Get out!

- Get it out!

- Who was it?

- Get it out!

- I'll fix it!

I'll fix it!

I'll fix

your f***in' boyfriend.

Hey.

- Oh, sh-No, Rob,

you've got to listen to me.

- Get off.

I'm going fishing.

- It's mine, DA.

Don't say that.

Don't say that.

Don't say that.

Don't say-

Don't say that.

- Jess!

- Don't say that, DA.

It's mine, DA.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is!

Yes, it is, DA!

Don't say that!

Don't say-

Don't say that.

- Jess!

- Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

It's mine.

It's mine, DA!

Shut up.

Shut up.

- Jess?

- What's that?

Wha...

What'd you-

What you'd s...

He didn't say anything.

- Nothing?

- Nothing.

Do you want to speak to my DA?

Speak to my DA.

It's okay.

Just say hello.

Say hello.

Say hello!

Say hello!

- Hello?

Oh.

Oh, God.

- Dad, you still there?

- No.

- Are you still there, DA?

Yeah, it's probably because

it's a long distance line, DA.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Hold on.

I'll put you back onto her.

Wait there a second.

Come on, here she is.

Here she is.

Oh, yeah, that's much better,

DA, yeah.

- I never touched her, you know?

- Oh, and you never wanted to,

either.

- Same night Rob comes in

looking for her at the bar,

I seen her in her little office,

humping away.

- Oh, yeah?

What were you doing there, eh?

- I did nothing.

- Yeah, well, you put a dead roof

in their baby's cot.

F***'s sake.

- No, no, no, no.

- What do you mean?

- Rob?

Rob.

Mother's house, fishing.

Mother's house.

- Fishing, mate.

- Fishing.

Snapper?

- Just a bit of peace

and quiet, really.

- That your boat?

. Yep...

- Robbie!

- Sorry, mate,

we got a full load.

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