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American Pie Presents: Band Camp Adam Herz 2005	Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Back To Black Matt Greenhalgh 2024	(Announcer) ‘Ladies and gentlemen, this is… ‘Amy Winehouse!’ (Crowd cheering) (Amy) ‘I want people to hear my voice and just forget their troubl...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Black Mountain Side Nick Szostakiwskyj 2014	Here it is, trying to buy the pot. Here he goes. Buying the pot. -He doesn't have enough to buy it. -Buying the pot. What do you got? Let's s...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Black Narcissus Rumer Godden 1947	Sita, go and tell Sister Clodagh I wish to speak to her. Therefore, X is equal to 5... - or minus- - Reverend Mother wishes to speak to you, Si...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Black Rider Pepe Danquart 1993	That way! ID. Can't you see I'm with customs? -ID, quickly! Right, an over-achiever. Please. Was he a smuggler? We think he had Englishmen ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
BLACK WATERS Abobi Lisa 2019	DAY 1 BEDROOM SETTING IN THE MORNING. A phone rings. Cindy groans from under her pillow which is obviously shielding her from the sharp sun rays. T...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Creature from the Black Lagoon Harry Essex 1954	"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. " "And the earth was without form, and void. " This is the planet Earth, newly born, ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Lucknow Central Aseem Arora 2017	1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Men In Black Ed Solomon 1997	Start [The opening titles, cast, and crew are shown as a small bug flies around the screen before being swallowed by a dragonfly, which then flies ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
No Fear: Daniel Radcliffe as Arthur Kipps in 'The Woman in Black' Unknown 2012	My babies! Arthur... Daddy! Coming. Do you like it, daddy? Very much. You didn't look at it properly. - Of course I did. That's me, that's ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Ted Elliott 2003	Drink up, me hearties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot Drink up, me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho A pirate's life for me We e...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Black Rose Talbot Jennings 1950	Medieval England... the early years of the reign of Edward I. A troubled land in those days. Her great feudal fortress castles, born in that u...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Black Swan Mark Heyman 2010	1. 1 INT. DARK STAGE - NIGHT 1 OPENING CREDITS: A SPOTLIGHT slices black space. In its beam, a DANCER materializes. She is fair-skinned. Bea...	Rate it: (4.80 / 5 votes)
Beyond the Black Rainbow Panos Cosmatos 2010	Hello, my name is Dr. Mercurio Arboria, and I am the founder of the Arboria Institute. It has long been my dream to find the perfect way for ...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Fifty Shades of Black Marlon Wayans 2016	Give me that! (SCREAMING) - (GRUNTS) - Move! - Hey, sir! Sir! Come back! - (ALARM BLARING) (TYRES SCREECHING) (EXCLAIMS) HANNAH: I've gott...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
The Black Cauldron Lloyd Alexander 1985	[Narrator] Legend has it, in the mystic land of Prydain, there was once a king so cruel and so evil... that even the gods feared him. Since n...	Rate it: (4.02 / 26 votes)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love David H. Steinberg 2009	MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Black Water Andrew Traucki 2007	I wish you'd let me clean it. - Mum, it's a rental car. Come on! Thanks for a lovely Christmas. - Bye, Mum. Bye bye, my baby. She's 22, Mum. ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Pitch Black Ken Wheat 2000	INT. MAIN CABIN A CRYO-LOCKER BLOWS OPEN, spitting out... CAROLYN FRY. She hits the deck of the main cabin: Four crew lockers in a forward sectio...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Black Orchid Joseph Stefano 1958	(suspenseful theme playing) (car engine starts) Murderers. For in his mercy, he gave Tony one last chance. Thanks be to God, Tony did not mis...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Men in Black Ed Solomon 1997	EXT. ROAD - TEXAS/MEXICO BORDER - NIGHT A million stars wink in the night desert sky. Down here on earth, an insect...	Rate it: (3.75 / 4 votes)
Orange Is the New Black Jenji Kohan 2013	BATHING MONTAGE: We cycle through a series of scenes with voice overs. Underneath the dialogue, one song plays throughout. Perhaps it’s ‘Tell Me...	Rate it: (3.67 / 6 votes)
Black Hawk Down Ken Nolan 2001	There. Technicals, nine o'clock. Oh, shit! Did you see that? Chief, we got unarmed civilians getting shot down here at nine o'clock. I got it,...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Black Friday Anurag Kashyap 2004	It's the truth, sir. - Truth, really? It was just me in the riots. Not my brothers. Let them go. Believe me, it was only me... I'm not lying s...	Rate it: (3.50 / 4 votes)

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