Comrade X Page #5
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1940
- 104 min
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LIZZA VINESCHKA?
WELL, LIZZIE WILL DO.
I TAKE IT YOU'RE SPENDING
THE NIGHT HERE, LIZZIE,
PROVIDING:
I'M NOT TATTOOED.
OH, YES.
UNDER THE SOVIET,
MARRIAGE IS THE SAME
AS ANYPLACE ELSE.
ONLY SHORTER.
IT IS LIKE GOING INTO
PARTNERSHIP WITH SOMEBODY
AND OPENING:
A STORE.
IF BUSINESS IS BAD,
STORE CLOSES.
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT'S WHAT?
OK, LIZZIE.
YOU WIN.
GET BACK:
TO YOUR CORNER.
STOP! PLEASE! PLEASE!
OLGA MILANOVA!
THEODORE YEKHUBITZ!
MY HERO!
HELLO. GIVE ME
THE BARROOM.
COMRADE, THIS IS
OLGA MILANOVA.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
BARROOM? SEND ME UP
YEAH. ROOM 310.
THOMPSON SPEAKING.
SHE'S MY SERGEANT.
PARACHUTE DIVISION.
SHE'S GOT 8 MEDALS
FOR JUMPING.
SHE'S GOING TO GE ANOTHER ONE IN A MINUTE.
YEAH, HELLO.
HELLO? WHO IS THIS?
NO, NO, NO!
I DON'T WANT THE KREMLIN.
I WANT KUEMMEL-
A BOTTLE OF KUEMMEL.
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
WOULD YOU MIND:
IF I RETIRED?
COMRADE MILANOVA,
BUT WE ARE ONLY:
MARRIED AN HOUR,
AND WE'RE NOT YE ACQUAINTED.
WHOO! YOU'RE MARRIED! MY
CONGRATULATIONS, COMRADE!
YOU DID NOT BRING
YOUR PARACHUTE.
THEN HOW WILL YOU GO
TO THE PARADE TOMORROW?
I'M NOT PARADING.
WE'RE LEAVING FOR AMERICA
ON A SECRET MISSION.
OOH! PROPAGANDA.
SABOTAGE.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
MAY STALIN CONQUER.
STALIN:
WILL NOT FAIL.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING
FOR A BRIDE, MR. THOMPSON.
I WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN
ASLEEP THIS AFTERNOON.
I, TOO, KNOW HOW
TO SERVE RUSSIA.
GOOD-BYE, COMRADE.
I WONDER WHAT I'D GE IF I ORDERED SCOTCH.
PLEASE ORDER NOTHING. WE
HAVE EVERYTHING WE WANT:
YOUTH, IDEALS, AND
OH. SO YOU DID
BRING YOUR PARACHUTE.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT IS WRONG.
THAT NIGHTGOWN.
YOU DO NOT LIKE:
NIGHTGOWNS?
WELL, THAT ONE WORRIES ME
A LITTLE BIT.
I MUST ASK YOU:
TO EXPLAIN.
I THOUGHT WE WEN OVER ALL THAT.
I TOLD YOU:
A FEW HOURS AGO:
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH
COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA.
I'M NOT MAKING
PROPAGANDA NOW.
I'LL SAY
YOU'RE NOT.
I'M NOT THINKING
OF MYSELF.
PERSONALLY, NIGHTGOWNS
MEAN NOTHING TO ME,
AND IT'S IMPORTANT THA YOU START OUT RIGHT.
CHARM, BEAUTY,
APPEAL-
THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO SPREAD COMMUNISM
IN THE NEW WORLD.
WE BOTH AGREED:
ON IT.
HERE. PUT THIS ON.
COMMUNISM IN THIS?
LIKE A HOUSE AFIRE.
NOW GO ON.
YOU GOT A JOB TO DO.
DO IT RIGHT.
I'M OBEYING YOU
BLINDLY, COMRADE.
DON'T WORRY. I'M RUNNING
THIS PROPAGANDA UNIT.
WHAT A TROUSSEAU.
IT'S A LITTLE ON THE
REACTIONARY SIDE.
I FEEL A LITTLE CONFUSED,
BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
COME HERE.
I WANT TO:
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
I FOUND THIS:
IN YOUR SUITCASE.
A WONDERFUL FACE,
ISN'T IT?
YEAH. WHO IS IT?
BASTAKOFF.
YOU DON'T SAY?
HIS EYES:
ARE SO SENSITIVE...
AND HIS MOUTH-
LIKE A SAINT.
YEAH. SAINT RUSSIA.
SO GENTLE AND YE SO FULL OF IDEALS.
TO SEE HIM:
IS TO LOVE HIM.
NUMBER 15
LEMSKE PROSPECT.
YOU THINK:
HE'D BE THERE NOW?
CALLING, EVEN ON BASTAKOFF.
NO, NO. NEVER TOO LATE
TO CALL ON A SAINT.
MAYBE YOU COULD:
WRITE HIM A LETTER.
HE LOVES TO GET LETTERS.
YOU MUST BE TIRED-
ALL THAT WALKING.
I'M USED TO WALKING.
YOU JUST TURN OU THE LIGHTS AND RELAX
SO YOU WON'T HAVE A CHARLEY
HORSE IN THE MORNING.
I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS I CAN.
WITH BASTAKOFF.
MAC! I JUST HEARD YOU GOT A VISA
AND ARE LEAVING IN THE MORNING.
OH, SWEETHEART,
AM I GLAD I FOUND YOU.
LOOK, DARLING, YOU STILL
LOVE ME A LITTLE-
NOT MUCH-JUST ENOUGH TO
DO ME ONE FAREWELL FAVOR?
I WAS JUST GOING OU FOR A BREATH OF AIR.
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE BAR.
NO! I CAN' TALK TO YOU THERE.
I'VE GOT MY HANDS
ON A TERRIFIC STORY.
YEAH? WHAT IS IT?
SOMEBODY TRIED TO ASSASSINATE
VASILIEV THIS AFTERNOON.
THEY SHOT HIM IN THE HAND. WORST LUCK.
YOU'LL BE OUT OF THIS
DOGCATCHER'S COUNTRY TOMORROW-
LOOK, JANE,
I WANT YOU TO MEET-
I WANT YOU TO FILE THE STORY
SHUT UP, WILL YA? I'M TRYING
YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH
AFTER TOKYO!
I WANT YOU TO MEE MY WIFE, YOU DOPE!
WHAT WIFE?
WHOO! WHERE
ARE MY GLASSES?
OH, THAT. I THOUGH YOU'D BE PACKING.
I GOT MARRIED.
MARRIED? OH, NOW, MAC,
THAT'S GOING TOO FAR.
MARRIED IF I WASN'T?
I SPEAK 5 LANGUAGES!
HOLY IKE!
YES.
SHE'S VERY SMART.
TO MARRY:
McKINLEY B. THOMPSON?
THAT'S NOT SMART,
THAT'S WIZARDRY.
CONGRATULATIONS, MY DEAR.
I DIDN'T THINK IT COULD BE DONE
WITHOUT A POLICE WARRANT.
YOU ARE:
SWEETHEART?
RELAX, HONEY.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
ME NEITHER. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD
IT. IT JUST HAPPENED.
A GEISHA GIRL:
WITH BOWLEGS,
AND I GOT THE JOB
OF MADAME BUTTERFLY,
WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THA WE'RE GREAT OLD FRIENDS, THAT'S ALL.
I DO NOT EXPECT A MAN OF YOUR
AGE TO BE ENTIRELY INNOCENT.
HAVE YOU KNOWN:
EACH OTHER LONG?
NO, BUT WE HAVE
THE SAME IDEALS.
I'M GLAD OF THAT.
THEN I CAN SPEAK FREELY.
COME ON. THAT'S ENOUGH.
WE'LL TAKE A WALK.
ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT?
DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU CAN TRUST ME.
THAT SHE MUS FIND OUT FOR HERSELF.
I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND YOUR HUSBAND
DOING SOMETHING FOR ME, WILL YOU?
PARTICULARLY SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP
KNOCK THE PROPS OUT OF THIS PHONY SOVIET.
WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS WHAT?
DON'T GET NERVOUS, HONEY.
WE'RE ALL SAFE INSIDE THIS ROOM.
WE CAN TAKE OUR IDEALS OU AND PLAY WITH THEM.
LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS.
I'LL ONLY STAY A MINUTE.
TO DO THIS FOR ME
IS NOT ONLY BECAUSE
WE'RE OLD FRIENDS,
THE SAME IDEALS.
WE BOTH HATE RUSSIA
IN SPADES.
THAT'S A LIE.
I LOVE RUSSIA.
WHAT?
IT'S PURELY JEALOUSY.
WHO'S JEALOUS OF WHAT,
YOU FATHEAD?
YOU'VE BEEN HOUNDING ME EVER
SINCE I BROKE YOUR HEART. GET OUT.
BROKE MY HEART?
WHAT IS THIS?
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE A COMMUNIST?
OH HO HO HO!
OK, OK.
NOW BEAT IT.
JUST A MINUTE!
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
HONEY, MY NAME'S JANE WILSON,
AND I'M QUEEN OF THE MAY.
MINE IS THEODORE YEKHUBITZ, AND
I WANT TO INVESTIGATE SOMETHING!
GET BACK IN BED.
YOU'LL CATCH COLD.
YOU KEEP QUIET!
YOU'RE SURPRISED TO HEAR
HE'S A COMMUNIST?
HE'S NOT THE NOBLE SOUL?
OH, HO! THAT IS
THE LOWEST, DIRTIEST TRICK
PLAYING, EVEN ON A WIFE.
MAC, YOUR TECHNIQUE
MUST BE SLIPPING.
I NEVER KNEW YOU TO
STOOP TO POLITICS BEFORE.
I'LL GET IT IN MYSELF.
WHERE ARE YOU:
GOING?
I'M GOING TO SEE
BASTAKOFF.
OH, NO. YOU'RE
TRYING TO ESCAPE.
GIVE ME THAT KEY.
NO. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A TALK
WITH ME, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
I DON'T TALK TO LADIES WHO STAR YELLING. IT'S A RULE I'VE GOT.
BE A GOOD GIRL:
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