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Comrade X Page #6
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1940
- 104 min
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YOU'RE NOT A COMMUNIST?
WHO SAID I WAS?
YOU TRAITOR!
IS A CAPITALISTIC
PLOT!
BEFORE I GET SORE.
NOBODY'S TRYING
TO DO ANYTHING.
YOU GOT A POSTCARD.
MAIL IT IN.
AND BEHAVE YOURSELF.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
LISTEN, BLINTZE BRAIN, PUT THA CHAIR DOWN, OR I'LL CROWN YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M BEHAVING
LIKE A CHILD.
FINE WEDDING NIGH THIS TURNED OUT TO BE!
WHO ARE YOU:
CALLING UP, STUPID?
I'M CALLING
THE SECRET POLICE.
YES. YOU'RE A SPY. THEY
AH!
TO WRESTLE, HUH?
SHUT UP! OW!
SHUT UP!
YOU MR. THOMPSON?
YEAH.
COMMISSAR VASILIEV
WHAT'S GOING ON?
NO QUESTIONS, PLEASE.
YOU BRUTE!
I'M HIS WIFE.
THAT'S WHERE
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
YOU WILL COME AS YOU ARE. WE CANNOT WASTE
TIME ALLOWING YOU TO DISGUISE YOURSELF.
YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT'S UP?
YOU WILL FIND OU SOON ENOUGH, MR. THOMPSON.
OH, EXCUSE.
COMRADE, I WISH
TO MAKE A STATEMENT!
I'M A MEMBER
OF THE PARTY.
WORKERS' COUNCIL 72,
DIVISION "B,"
THEODORE YEKHUBITZ,
STREETCAR MOTORMAN.
MR. THOMPSON,
DON'T BE ROUGH
ON HER, PAL.
SHE'S A LITTLE CONFUSED.
HEY, COMMISSAR.
COME ON OUT.
IT'S ONLY ME.
WHEN I CAME HOME
THERE FOR ME:
WELL! A RADIO!
COMMISSAR.
OH, HELLO, HOFER.
WHERE'S
THE COMMISSAR?
RIGHT THERE.
HE'S INVISIBLE.
THERE'S A NEW
RUSSIAN INVENTION.
AND YOU DISAPPEAR.
IF YOU'RE A DETECTIVE.
YOUR JOKES, MR. THOMPSON,
COMMISSAR VASILIEV!
YOU'RE
A FINE PAL, COMMISSAR,
GETTING A GUY OU THIS TIME OF NIGHT.
MAY I SYMPATHIZE
WITH YOU, COMMISSAR,
ON YOUR DEPLORABLE
ACCIDENT THIS AFTERNOON.
PLEASE SIT DOWN,
GENTLEMEN.
SIGNED FOR YOU, MR. THOMPSON.
WHEN DID YOU:
INTEND TO LEAVE?
ON THE 7:
00 PLANE.OK. NOW,
NO HARD FEELINGS,
YANKEES PLAY BALL
OR STAY UP ALL NIGH DANCING IN SOME HOT SPOT,
YOU'D GET LONELY
FOR ALL THIS:
KREMLIN AND THE SECRET POLICE.
WELL, THAT'S
THE WAY I FEEL.
DOES THAT BELONG
NO.
YOU ARE:
INTERESTED IN IT?
HERR COMMISSAR.
MY MIND WAS:
ON SOMETHING ELSE.
HAVE YOU EVER:
SEEN THAT BEFORE?
TO ME. IT'S GERMAN-MADE.
HOW ABOUT IT, HOFER?
HERR VON HOFER.
THIS IS:
A SECRET CAMERA.
NO!
YOU DON'T SAY?
WELL, WELL!
KIND OF EVIDENCE, HUH?
YES.
WHOSE IS IT? IF YOU'RE NO GIVING AWAY STATE SECRETS.
OF COMRADE X.
THEN YOU'VE
CAUGHT HIM?
YES, WE'VE CAUGHT HIM.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, COMMISSAR.
THAT'S QUITE A FEATHER IN YOUR CAP.
YOU ARE PLEASED?
ARE YOU GIVING US A STATEMEN ON THE SUBJECT TONIGHT?
YES.
THERE IS COMRADE
X FOR YOU, GENTLEMEN.
WHICH ONE:
IS COMRADE X?
HERR VON HOFER?
YES. HE'S AN EMPLOYEE
AND YOU?
LISTEN, COMMISSAR, I DON' WANT TO SPOIL YOUR PARTY,
EAT THE KREMLIN WITHOUT SAUCE.
TAKE IT EASY, VANYA. I'LL
HE'S A POTATO-HEAD.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS,
COMMISSAR.
IN HIS ROOM, INSIDE HIS PILLOW.
DO YOU WISH TO MAKE A STATEMENT TO
THE PRESS, IVAN FEDOROVICH YEKHUBITZ?
YES. WHY NOT?
PROCEED.
I'M COMRADE X.
CONTINUE, PLEASE.
WHAT ELSE? UH...I'M
AND I'VE WORKED
VERY HARD:
TO UNDERMINE THE SOVIET, AND, UM...
I'M COMRADE X.
HE'S DRUNK.
HERR VON HOFER.
YEKHUBITZ WAS UNDOUBTEDLY HIDING
AND YOUR JOINT SECRETARY REPORTS
COMRADE X?
WHO WAS WHAT?
WHO HELPED YOU?
WHO HELPED ME? WHAT DO I NEED HELP FOR?
YOU'RE LYING. WE KNOW
CORRESPONDENTS.
NEVER, AS GOD
AS MY JUDGE.
LET HIM JUDGE, COMMISSAR.
TO ME, WHOEVER JUDGES.
COMMISSAR.
OUTSIDE AND WISHES TO SPEAK TO ME.
WHAT? THAT IS
IMPOSSIBLE.
DO YOU WISH:
TO MAKE A STATEMENT?
COMRADE COMMISSAR, I AM
HUSBAND TO PRISON
BECAUSE HE WAS:
A TRAITOR.
BORN. HE'S MY FATHER.
QUIET. PROCEED.
MY FATHER IS NOT COMRADE X, COMMISSAR.
THAT HANDKERCHIEF
PROVES IT.
YOU KEEP SHUT! WHAT DOES I MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?
LOOK HERE, COMMISSAR-
PROTECT YOUR VALET, MR. THOMPSON.
GET A FAIR TRIAL, COMMISSAR.
VERY COMMENDABLE.
PROCEED.
ABOUT THIS HANDKERCHIEF?
HA! THAT'S HOW I FOOLED
THE WHOLE POLICE.
LOOK HERE, COMMISSAR.
HANDKERCHIEF OVER SOMETHING,
IT SHOWS THROUGH?
SOMEBODY ELSE:
OUTSIDE RUSSIA:
HAS A HANDKERCHIEF
MY WRITING,
AND THEY ONLY READ WHA I WANT THEM TO READ.
YES.
YES, I KNOW.
SIMPLE, BUT CLEVER.
HAVE A LOOK,
MR. THOMPSON.
HMM.
WELL,
THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING.
ARE ALMOST OVER, COMMISSAR.
ALMOST.
YOUR FATHER:
IS A STUPID MAN.
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