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Cool World Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 102 min
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GOOD ONE.
HAVE A SEAT.
LET GO.
AAH!
[ARF ARF]
ORDINARY:
FOUNTAIN PEN, RIGHT?
YEAH.
WRONG. AROUND HERE--
SIT DOWN.
AROUND HERE,
THIS CAN BE:
A BIG NUISANCE.
YOU THIRSTY, NAILS?
WHOA!
[BURPS]
GET IT?
ONE SHOULD BE CAREFUL
NO, I DON'T GET IT.
OF COURSE YOU:
DON'T GET IT, BECAUSE
YOU'RE A WACK-A-DOO.
BUT HERE YOU ARE...
JACK,
AND AROUND HERE,
EVERYTHING GOES--
EVERYTHING:
EXCEPT ONE THING!
YEAH, WHAT?
YEAH, WE KNOW! WE KNOW!
SAVE YOUR BREATH!
WHAT'S THAT?
WITH DOODLES.
HAVE SEX WITH DOODLES.
IT'S THE OLDEST LAW
IN COOL WORLD.
I'VE NEVER HAD
TO ENFORCE IT,
BUT YOU:
CROSS THAT LINE,
AND I'LL
SLAP YOU AROUND,
MAKE YOU PISS:
LIKE A PUPPY.
JACK, YOU THINK
SHE'S GOT A THING
FOR YOU, DON'T YOU?
THAT'S SWEET.
BUT DON'T
FLATTER YOURSELF.
SHE'S
A WASTE OF INK.
OH, YEAH?
TRUTH IS:
SHE'S BEEN AFTER ME
WHO'S COME THROUGH HERE.
JUST THAT NO ONE'S
BEEN INSANE ENOUGH
TO GET INVOLVED:
WITH HER.
YOU KEEP YOUR PENCIL
IN YOUR POCKET.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH. I'LL REMEMBER THAT,
OFFICER.
YOU CAN GO NOW.
WHERE'D YOU GET
YOUR HAIR DONE, BY THE WAY?
GET OUT OF HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
THE SHOW'S OVER.
SO, HARRIS,
YOU COULD HAVE BEAT HIM.
YOU COULD HAVE:
BEEN SOMEBODY.
OH, YOU'RE NOT YELLOW,
ARE YOU, HARRIS?
YOU DID WELL,
JACK.
[ZAPPING]
HEY, SEXY.
MMM. IT'S THE MAN
WITH THE BADGE.
IN THE FLESH.
DON'T REMIND ME.
AH.
WHAT ARE YOU:
DOIN' TO ME?
YOU'RE MESSIN' ME UP.
OH, HONEY, YOU'RE TENSE.
IT'S HOLLI AGAIN,
ISN'T IT?
YEAH, MISS HOLLI WOULD
IF SHE COULD.
THAT DAME.
YOU HEARD ANYTHING?
NOW YOU KNOW:
I DON'T LISTEN
TO THAT SLEAZY COW.
DON'T.
JUST DON'T.
WELL, WHY?
BECAUSE WE CAN NEVER
FINISH IT, LONETTE.
YOU KNOW? IT--IT--
IT'S FRUSTRATING.
I'M, UH...
I'M LIKE A...
I'M LIKE A PLUG
WITHOUT A SOCKET,
YOU KNOW?
HEY, FRANK.
HEY, WHAT?
IN THE REAL WORLD?
DO YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT GOING BACK THERE
SO YOU CAN?
NO. NO WAY.
BABY, YOU AND ME,
I CAN'T HAVE THAT
IN THE REAL WORLD.
MM-MMM. I CAN'T
LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
BUT I CAN'T BE
WITH YOU, YOU KNOW?
IT'S--UH...
WHAT DO YOU DO, HUH?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
WELL, THEN...
WE'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO PRETEND,
THEN, AREN'T WE?
[CLICKS TONGUE]
[NAILS]
HEY, BOSS.
HUH?
OOH!
BOSS!
I HEARD YOU, NAILS.
OH, MY GOD, BOSS!
I WOULDN'T DO IT!
[NAILS] OH. WHEW.
HEY, BOSS, DID I
EVER TELL YOU ABOUT--
SHUT UP, NAILS.
[HOLLI]
JACK.
JACK...
COME HOME, BABY.
NO.
NO, NO, NO.
NO!
NO! NO!
[VOCALIZING]
[APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING]
AAH!
AAH!
GLAD YOU DROPPED IN.
[LAUGHING]
[GIGGLE]
WELL, HERE WE ARE,
HOLLI'S HUMBLE ABODE.
DO YOU THINK:
SHE'LL LET US IN?
[DOOR] FORGET IT!
THIS PARTY IS:
BY INVITATION ONLY.
THIS DOOR'S
GOT AN ATTITUDE.
[GRUNTING]
HOW MUCH FURTHER?
OH, I'D SAY
WE'RE HALFWAY UP.
OR HALFWAY DOWN.
RIGHT.
GOD, I HATE HEIGHTS.
AH...AH...
NAILS!
THIS IS NO TIME:
TO CATCH A COLD!
IT'S NOT A COLD,
BOSS.
I'M ALLERGIC
TO CLOUDS.
WHAT?
AH...AH...
AH...
OH...
OH...
CHOO!
[YELLING]
H--OOF!
BOSS?
AH...
AH...
DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.
AH...
CHOO!
THAT FELT:
SMASHINGLY GOOD.
SMASHINGLY.
YEAH.
MAKE SURE NO ONE
GETS OUT THIS DOOR.
OH. OH.
ABSOLUTEMENT, BOSS.
AAH!
* MA-MA-MA-MA-MA,
YO MAMA, BOOM *
* MAMA, YO QUIERO *
[VOCALIZES]
OH!
WELL, HELLO, HARRIS.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY.
AND WHAT A SWELL PARTY
IT IS.
THANKS FOR HAVIN' ME.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
RIFFRAFF LIKE YOURSELF
WOULD BE INVOLVED
IN THIS EQUATION, SPARKS.
WHAT EQUATION:
IS THAT, HARRIS?
I'VE DISCOVERED
THAT IF YOU LOOK
FOR TROUBLE,
YOU FIND IT.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
BAD CHILDHOOD.
WHERE'S THE NOID?
YOU'RE THE ONLY NOID
HERE, HARRIS.
[CHUCKLES]
LAST WARNING--
YOU STAY AWAY:
FROM THE NOID,
OR YOU'RE CLOSED
FOR BUSINESS PERMANENTLY.
HAVE A SPLENDID EVENING.
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOU
THAT REALLY KICKS
MY ASS, HARRIS?
HOW 'BOUT MY FOOT?
WELL, YOU PRANCE
AROUND HERE WAVING
THAT GUN AROUND:
LIKE YOU'RE
SOME BIG DEAL,
AND ALL THIS TIME
YOU COULD CROSS OVER
TO THE REAL WORLD,
BUT YOU HAVEN'T
GOT THE GUTS.
YOU DON'T HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES:
TO BE REAL.
THAT MAKES YOU:
YOU MAY BE RIGHT,
SLICK.
BE CONTENT WITH THE CARDS
YOU'VE BEEN DEALT.
[VOCALIZES]
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
IT'S GETTIN'
SERIOUS, NAILS.
HOLLI...
WE GOTTA FIND:
JACK DEEBS.
RIGHT.
SHOULD I GET THE DOOR
FOR YOU, JACK?
HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
HA HA HA HA!
GO FOR IT, JACK.
HA HA HA!
YOU BETTER HAVE:
AN APPOINTMENT!
GO ON, JACK.
GO ON, JACK.
HE DOES,
BUT YOU DON'T!
BUT HOLLI SAID:
WE COULD WATCH.
WATCH WHAT?
GO ON UP.
GO ON UP. GO ON.
HA HA HA.
BRING ME:
A SOUVENIR, JACK.
HEY, JACK.
I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU.
YOU LIKE LOOKING
AT ME, JACK.
DON'T YOU?
YEOW!
HUH?
[ALL GASP]
[BOTH GIGGLE]
OHH.
OHH.
RUN, GIRLS, RUN! OH! OH!
OK.
WHAT?
LISTEN TO ME,
UH, HOLLI.
THAT COP--HARRIS--
HE SAID WE--WE...
CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER
THAN THIS, HOLLI.
I'M SO HOT
FOR YOU, JACK.
YEAH?
ARE YOU GONNA:
FOLLOW THE RULES?
NO.
OR ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW
YOUR INSTINCTS?
YEAH.
OH. BUT HOLLI SAID
WE COULD WATCH.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YEAH!
OOH.
OOH.
AHH...
OHH...
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
ALMOST THERE!
OK.
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
OOH.
OOH.
OOH.
OH...
OH...
OH...
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
HOLLI!
AAH!
WHOA!
HOLLI!
WHOA!
AAH!
AAH!
OHH...
WAS IT GOOD:
FOR YOU?
IT WASN'T
WHAT I EXPECTED.
Y-YOU GONNA
GO IN THERE:
AND MAKE IT UP:
TO LONETTE, BOSS?
YEAH. WHY NOT?
FACT IS,
SHE'S THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
IN ON DEEBS, BOSS.
I'M TIRELESS!
FORGET IT.
THE GOONS CAN'T TOUCH HIM
IN SWEET PLACE,
AND WE'D JUST
RUN OURSELVES RAGGED
GIVING HIM THE SHADOW.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
MAN THE PHONES.
KEEP PUMPING OUR INFORMANTS.
SOMEBODY MIGHT I.D. HIM.
YOU CALL ME HERE OR LONETTE'S.
MY PLACE, I DON'T KNOW.
JUST DON'T MAKE A MOVE
WITHOUT ME. YOU GOT IT?
I GOT IT, BOSS.
OHH!
COME ON. LET'S GO.
[MACHINE GUN FIRE]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
HEY, LONETTE...
WHERE'S MY DRINK, BABE?
YOU KNOW, I LIVE
TO SERVE YOU.
I HEARD YOU:
THE FIRST 10 TIMES.
HEY, COME ON,
I'M SORRY.
GET A LITTLE:
CLOSER HERE, BABE.
GIVE US A KISS.
HO HO HO!
SAY IT. DON'T SPRAY IT.
GO AWAY.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
TOUGH NIGHT?
THE USUAL.
YEAH.
WHY DO YOU:
WANNA HANG AROUND
HERE, HUH?
THIS PLACE:
SHOULD BE ERASED.
HEY--HA HA!
IT'S A LIVING.
EVEN A DOODLE'S
GOTTA EAT.
HA HA HA HA HA!
WHY DON'T YOU PUT
THAT ARM AROUND ME?
IT'S BEEN
KIND OF A TOUGH DAY.
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