Cool World Page #4

OHH.

[RING]

AAH!

[RING]

YEAH?

LISTEN, YOU SLUDGEHOG

EXCUSE FOR A COP...

DEEBS AND HOLLI:

JUST MADE IT.

THEY'RE ABOUT TO MAKE

AN UNSCHEDULED TRIP

TO THE OTHER SIDE.

HOLLI? JEEZ!

NO END OF TROUBLE

THAT A LITTLE MINX

LIKE HER CAN MAKE.

SHE MIGHT DAMAGE

THE ENTIRE INTERWORLD

MATRIX OR SOMETHIN'.

I DON'T GIVE A DOODLE!

JUST BUST HER ASS.

OOH, BETTER CALL FRANK.

BETTER CALL FRANK!

OH, DEAR.

OH, I JUST CAN'T

TAKE IT ANYMORE.

[RING]

AAH!

WHERE'S FRANK?

FRANK! FRANK HARRIS!

LOOKING FOR FRANK--

AAH!

FRANK! FRANK!

[CACKLING RING]

WHERE IS HE?

WHERE IS HE? OH, NO.

[RING]

FRANK!

FRANK HARRIS!

GRR! HEY!

AAH!

[RING]

FRANK! OOH, FRANK!

WHOO!

AAH! FRANK!

FRANK! FRANK!

[RING]

THANK GOD!

OK.

YEAH, NAILS,

WHAT IS IT?

YOU HAVIN'

A GOOD TIME, BOSS?

YEAH, I GUESS I'M

HAVIN' A GOOD TIME.

WE HAVIN'

A GOOD TIME?

NAILS, LEAVE US ALONE!

HA HA HA HA!

OH, I JUST LOVE

YOUR EARS.

HA HA HA!

OK, NAILS,

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

OOH, NO TROUBLE!

NOTHIN' I CAN'T

HANDLE MYSELF.

I WAS JUST:

CHECKING IN WITH

YOUSE, YOU KNOW.

YEAH? YOU SURE?

ALL RIGHT.

OK, NAILS.

[TELEPHONE GRUNTS]

IT'S...INCREDIBLE.

YEAH.

OHH.

AHH...

OHH...

WAIT A MINUTE HERE!

WHAT AM I NERVOUS FOR?

I COULD:

DO THIS JOB MYSELF!

YAAH!

OW! OOH! OOH! AAH!

HOLLI, WHY DO WE

HAVE TO GO BACK?

IT'S--IT'S

SO GREAT HERE.

OH, JACK...

WE'RE NOIDS,

AND NOIDS JUST...

JUST CAN'T

DO DOODLE HERE.

NOW, I WANT TO

DO IT ALL, JACK,

AND TOGETHER--TOGETHER

WE'RE GONNA BE UNSTOPPABLE!

OHH!

BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'

I GOTTA DO?

WHAT?

I GOTTA GO TELL:

THE BOYS GOOD-BYE.

THEY'RE GONNA BE

SO LOST WITHOUT ME.

I UNDERSTAND.

I KNOW YOU DO.

OH, JACK.

I MISS YOU ALREADY.

OH, I KNOW.

BE BACK SOON, OK?

OK.

BYE.

OH, YEAH.

OOH.

JESUS,

WHY THE HELL:

DID YOU DO IT?

WHAT ARE THOSE,

CURTAINS:

YOU'RE WEARING?

OH, YOU LOOK

HORRENDOUS.

YOU LOOK HORRIBLE!

YOU LOOK LIKE:

A HIGH SCHOOL:

HIPPIE.

PEACE, MAN.

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS...

I MADE IT.

UH, HALT!

YEAH, HALT! HALT!

IN THE NAME:

OF THE LAW!

HALT, I SAY!

WELL, HOWDY, NAILS.

AS YOU SEE, THERE

HAVE BEEN SOME...

CHANGES AROUND HERE.

[GIGGLING]

YOU ARE...

A BIOMORPHIC MENACE!

I FORBID YOU:

TO TAKE ONE STEP

OUT OF THE COOL WORLD!

YOU 8-ARMED INK SPOT!

WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE DEALING WITH?

I'M REAL.

YOU MADE IT:

WITH A NOID!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!

MARK MY WORDS, GIRLIE-PIE--

YOU LEAVE HERE,

AND IT IS TROUBLE

FOR YOU TWO!

I'M LEAVIN',

PENCIL DICK.

YOU JUST TRY:

AND STOP ME!

DON'T DO IT!

DON'T DO IT, GIRL!

AAH!

WHOA! EEE! EEE!

WAAH!

AAH!

HUMPH!

OH, THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

OH, SO BAD! OH, MAN!

THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

OH, A PEN JOB!

OH, YEAH, YEAH!

PEN ME, TOO!

PEN ME! PEN ME!

PEN ME! AAH!

OH, HIT ME!

YEAH, HIT ME!

HIT ME AGAIN!

HIT ME! HIT ME!

JACK,

IT'S TIME TO GO.

GET US OUT OF HERE.

WE GOTTA GO.

JACK, WE GOTTA GET

OUT OF HERE!

HOLD ON TIGHT.

[HOLLI SCREAMING]

AAH!

JACK?

JACK?

UGH! OHH!

[GIGGLES]

OHH...OH, JACK--

[GIGGLES]

I REALLY LIKE IT HERE.

MMM...

I THINK I'LL GO CHANGE.

OHH.

[JENNIFER]

MOM, HE MAY BE

IN TROUBLE.

YOU GOTTA HELP HIM.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

IT'S NONE OF

OUR BUSINESS.

IT IS OUR BUSINESS.

HE'S OUR NEIGHBOR.

COME ON.

MMM, I LOVE HER.

[HOLLI WHISPERING]

I love her.

[GIGGLES]

HELLO!

HEY.

HEY.

THIS IS ME.

HOLLI...

THAT'S ME.

UM...AHEM.

UH...

ISABELLE AND:

JENNIFER MALLEY,

THIS IS, UM...

THIS IS HOLLI.

[ISABELLE]

HELLO.

HOLLI'S MY FRIEND.

THIS IS JACK.

[JACK]

UH...

HOLLI IS, UH...

SHE'S FROM

OUT OF TOWN.

[GIGGLES]

WELL, WE DIDN'T MEAN

TO BOTHER YOU.

IT'S JUST...

WELL, WE WERE SCARED

YOU MIGHT BE HURT.

OH, NO, NO.

THANKS FOR ASKING.

WELL...

JACK.

THANKS.

IT'S--IT'S, UH--

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE

NICE NEIGHBORS.

NICE NEIGHBORS.

[GIGGLES]

I'M REAL.

YEAH, YOU SURE ARE,

HONEY.

I'M REAL.

BYE!

SHE WAS REALLY:

A CHEAP PIECE OF WORK.

I DON'T KNOW.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS

KIND OF PRETTY.

YOU KNOW,

I GOT THIS CRAZY

FEELING, MAMA,

I KNOW THAT WOMAN

FROM SOMEWHERE.

HE LOOKS FULL:

OF LIFE TO ME,

FOR GOODNESS SAKES.

[BELCHES]

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

WHAT HAPPENED,

YOU INK STAIN?

HE HAD A RUN-IN

WITH A NOID,

AND THEN:

HE GOT INKED.

THAT DAMN DEEBS.

IT WAS HOLLI WOULD.

HOLLI'S A DOODLE.

NOT ANYMORE.

SHE'S MADE IT WITH

THAT DEEBS A**HOLE.

SHE'S CHANGED.

NOW YOU CAN BUY ME

MORE FRIES, D*CKHEAD.

UGH!

AAH!

OOH!

[CRASH]

THIS IS GONNA BE

THE BIGGEST SH*T STORM

THE COOL WORLD:

HAS EVER SEEN.

* ROUND AND ROUND I GO *

* LIKE A LEAF

CAUGHT IN A TIDE *

* I SHOULD STAY AWAY *

* BUT WHAT CAN I DO? *

[HOLLI]

OHH! OHH!

OHH...

SO MANY MEN...

AND THEY'RE REAL!

SMELL...

THEM!

HOLLI, YOU'RE WITH ME,

REMEMBER?

YOU CAN'T GO AROUND

SMELLING PEOPLE.

YEAH, JACK.

YOU SIT.

HEY.

SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU

WANT TO DRINK?

OH,

ANYTHING THEY HAVE.

YEAH, THEY'VE GOT 95

DIFFERENT THINGS, HOLLI.

MMM! OHH. 95?

UH-HUH.

I'LL HAVE

ONE OF EACH!

HOLLI, YOU KNOW,

I'M INTO HAVING FUN

AND EVERYTHING,

BUT YOU GOTTA:

SLOW DOWN.

OK?

WHAT DO I WANNA:

SLOW DOWN FOR?

I'M GONNA GET

EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED!

YOU THINK ANY OF

THESE MEN ARE GONNA

SAY NO TO HOLLI?

NOT ON YOUR LIFE, PAL.

GENTLEMEN:

PREFER BLONDES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

EVERYBODY.

GLAD YOU:

ENJOYED THAT.

WONDERFUL:

OLD STANDARD.

LET'S MAKE LOVE.

HEY, SHE'S WITH ME!

NAH, SHE'S WITH US.

HEY! OH!

STAY OUT!

HIT IT.

UH, BRIAN, PLEASE...

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

* HERE WE SIT,

AND WE CHATTER *

* WHAT ARE WE *

* THINKING OF? *

* LET'S NOT MAKE

WITH THE PATTER *

* BABY *

* LET'S MAKE LOVE *

* OH, MY,

BUT IT'S STIFLING *

* IF YOU ROAR LIKE A LION *

* I COULD COO LIKE A DOVE *

* IF YOU'RE SOLD,

BEGIN BUYIN' *

* BABY *

* LET'S MAKE LOVE *

* GOSH, IT'S HOT *

* NO, DON'T TURN TV *

* ON *

* INSTEAD JUST TURN *

* ME ON *

* I LIGHT UP LIKE NEON *

WHEN YOUR PARTNER

GETS INKED, YOU DO

SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT.

HE WAS YOUR PARTNER,

SO YOU DO SOMETHIN'.

WELL, I'M NOT BUYIN' IT!

WELL, HOW ABOUT

A MAN'S GOTTA DO

WHAT A MAN'S

GOTTA DO?

CAN'T YOU JUST THINK

ABOUT ME FOR A MINUTE, FRANK?

I MEAN,

WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE ME?

WHAT ARE YOU:

MAD ABOUT?

I'M MAD, BECAUSE YOU

TALK ABOUT CROSSING,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN

CARE HOW I FEEL.

I DON'T CARE?

WHOA. WHOA.

HOW DO YOU FEEL, LON?

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

LEFT OUT!

YOU THINK I WANNA

GO BACK THERE?

YOU THINK:

I WANNA GO BACK?

WELL, WHY WOULDN'T YOU

WANNA GO BACK?

THAT'S REAL TO YOU,

ISN'T IT?

LET ME TELL YOU:

SOMETHIN' ABOUT

OVER THERE--

IT HURTS OVER THERE.

IT'S LONELY OVER THERE.

IT'S A WAR

OVER THERE.

THEY GOT:

8 MILLION WAYS

FOR YOU TO DIE,

AND ALL OF THEM:

ARE PERMANENT.

THIS IS REAL:

FOR ME--

THIS. WITH YOU.

AND IF I WANNA:

STAY WITH YOU,

I GOTTA GO BACK.

BECAUSE IF JACK DEEBS

AND HOLLI WOULD:

ARE AFTER WHAT:

I THINK THEY ARE,

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