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Synopsis: A naive, bumbling veterinarian named Corky Romano the outcast son if a Mafia boss, is recruited by his family to infiltrate the FBI and steal any and all evidence that will put his cranky father named Francis A. "Pops" Romano in jail! But he's in way over his head when he's made out to be a super agent. It's a reputation must live up to as he tries to fake his way through one tough assignment after another while hunting for the elusive incriminating proof of his father's illegal activities.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rob Pritts
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
20
Rotten Tomatoes:
6%
PG-13
Year:
2001
86 min
Website
526 Views


for something better.

And you proved that.

I just wanted to be

part of the family...

just on my own terms.

You are part of the family.

You're my son.

For what it's worth, I believe

you didn't do those things.

And I think I know why

they think you did.

Peter! Paulie! Come quick!

Dad's having a heart attack!

Leo, call the doctor!

He's gone, Leo.

His last words, Leo,

he was calling out for you.

Now's your chance

to make your peace.

Why would Pissant

steal the evidence?

He's been in bed

with 'em since day one.

I just hope

he hasn't killed Russo yet.

God, I haven't been

on a raid in ten years.

All right, ladies.

Are we ready to rock and roll?

Look, pop...

I may be a liar,

and I may be a coward...

but all I ever wanted was

a shot at running the business.

I'm sorry I gave you

a heart attack, you old jerk.

I just wanted you

out of the way.

Oh!

But I swear to God, pop,

if you were alive right now...

I'd tell the feds that none

of the sh*t I said was true.

I swear on my father's name.

That rat bastard.

Oldjerk, huh?

Sorry, Leo.

Just lookin' out

for the family.

Corky! You set this up?

And now you're going

to arrest me?

Ha! That's a laugh.

You're the biggest p*ssy

in the world.

Don't you ever

call my son a p*ssy.

You know, I can't believe

we trusted you, Leo.

So now you're giving out

lectures on ethics?

Ha! Yeah, I know that one.

So what are you?

A fed or one of them?

I'm one of them.

I was pretending to be a fed.

Because?

Because I didn't think

my father...

deserved to die injail.

So where did I fit

into your little plan?

I may be illiterate,

but I'm not stupid.

Freeze.

- Who the hell are you?

- Brick Davis.

Oh. Freeze, Brick.

Freeze!

Drop your weapons! Now!

Put 'em on the ground!

- Drop your weapons!

- Drop it!

You put the gun down!

Put your weapons down!

Russo, you wanna tell me...

what the hell's going on here?

- Sir, these-

- What's going on?

The guy that did it

just run out of the room...

and you're standing here

in your orange tie...

wondering what's going on.

Sir, Corky went after

the real criminal.

I knew it.

Corky's one of us!

OK.

Uhh!

Better face facts, little man.

Your luck just ran out.

Wanna tell me what time it is,

Mr. Night Vulture?

Good one. I'll take that.

You know, I never thought

I'd live to see the day...

that an FBI agent

would be peddling smack.

Don't act so surprised.

J. Edgar Hoover

used to wear a dress.

Just tell me why, Brick.

I don't know. I suppose

it made him feel sexy.

Not Hoover, you!

- Time for the meeting.

- What meeting?

The meeting

between your genitals...

and this knife.

- What's going on?

- He's the Night Vulture.

What? Corky, watch out.

Nim... ha!

- Move in!

- Let's go!

What the hell are you doing?

Brick is the Night Vulture.

It's true, sir.

Oh, God, Howard.

Take me away. Oh!

My God, Corky. That's two

you've given us today.

No, sir.

That's two we've given you.

Heh. Well.

Looks like we have more

to look forward to, huh?

I'm afraid not, Howard.

I got other plans.

Hmm. Heh heh heh.

Let's go.

Let's hit the gym.

Yay, Corky!

Bravo!

Russo!

Corky,

you made me so proud of you.

- I love you.

- I love you, too, daddy.

I got an announcement to make.

My son here, this big lug...

he's a fruit,

and I don't care who knows it.

Come here, you gay bastard.

I love you.

I love you, too.

The other one,

he can't read a stop sign.

And I wouldn't have it

any other way.

Come here,

you freakin' retard.

I love you.

Corky, get out of here before

I punch you in the mouth.

OK, dad.

Hey, Corky, good luck

with the vet business.

Oh!

I know you're gonna do

just fine.

Dr. Kipper,

I will never forget you.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

"L" is

for the way you look at me

"O" is for the only one I see

"V" is very, very

extraordinary

"E" is even more than

anyone that you adore can

Love is all

that I can give to you

Love is more than

just a game for two

Two in love can make it

Take my heart

and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you

"L" is for the way

you look at me

"O" is for the only one I see

"V" is very, very

extraordinary

"E" is even more than

anyone that you adore can

Love is all

that I can give to you

Love is more than

just a game for two

Two in love can make it

Take my heart

and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you

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