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her in bed, or Belinda was rude?

She may be annoyed,

hurt, frustrated,

and insulted, but

she is not a lunatic.

How do you know?

Maybe all these years she's been

on meds, and now

she stopped taking

them and flipped the switch.

No, no!

I, I don't believe that,

I just don't feel it.

This is stupid!

Cassie's never even

taken an aspirin!

People always say,

"Oh, he was the nicest

"person, can't imagine

him killing anybody,"

about some whack

job who flips out

and murders his entire family.

No, no no no no,

I'm sorry, Minnie,

I'm sorry Alice, feelings aside,

we can't take that chance

and risk letting her in.

Hey guys, I hate to be anal,

but we can please

not touch my creams?

I have them in a specific

order for a specific reason.

Come on, BJ!

Guess whose birthday it is!

- Aw, thanks, Minnie.

- Make a wish.

You know what?

Sitting here right

now, this very

minute, knowing I

could die tomorrow...

There's nothing I would wish for

except for Logan to

have a happy life.

How about wishing Eddie had

kept his thing in his pants.

I know Eddie's

caused a lot of pain.

Without the pain, there

wouldn't have been the love.

And that was something.

Even if he doesn't make

amends like he promised.

Make amends, what does

he mean make amends?

Belinda, Taylor, Princess, they

all slept with Eddie, and

now they are all dead.

Then I guess all

of us will be safe.

Oh, well, except for you, BJ.

Goddamn it, Dorri, I said I was

sorry, and I mean it!

I'm so sorry, Alice,

I didn't know,

you guys were on a break...

Ow!

Oh God, Dorri!

Dorri...

I'm fine.

Dorri, for the love of God, stop

saying that, you're not fine!

I've got, uh...

I've got three

months at the most.

Are the doctors sure?

It's fine, I'm okay,

I've come to peace with it.

It's not fair.

When is life fair?

Oh my God, what, what happened?!

That's a dead body.

Oh, like you didn't know that!

You people are lunatics.

Okay, let me just say, if you

are not the murderer, I

am really really sorry

and I promise we'll send someone

for you when we get to the gate.

Not sorry, and the law will

be coming for you soon!

Oh for Christ's sake,

I didn't kill anybody!

What's going on?

We gotta go, come on.

No wait, wait, don't leave me!

Wait!

Come on, don't

leave me like this!

Careful...

Come on!

Awww, come on!

I think we've gone

about five miles.

What've we got, 15?

This is worse than the

Bikram yoga class we took, huh?

Okay, wait, you

guys, I gotta stop.

Oh God...

You know, the more

I think about it,

the only logical

killer would have

to be those two guard guys.

I mean I think it would have to

take at least two people.

No, it has to be them!

At least we have

the one tied up.

Now all we have to

worry about is Gareth

and I think if he comes

upon us we can take him.

Oh my God!

Is he okay?

Oh my God, he's bleeding.

Is he bleeding from his...

Jesus!

I hit an innocent man

with a poker and

I left him to die!

Oh God, Minnie, no,

don't touch him!

It could be the brother.

Well if it is, he's secured.

No, not that one.

The family's kid, the one

who the police couldn't find.

Who was that guy who

passed us the other day?

That was weird, wasn't it?

This is private gated property,

what was he doing if he wasn't

staying in one of the houses?

I hate to say this, but aren't

we back to Cassie again?

Bunch, and she isn't

exactly the daintiest girl.

She must feel big and

awkward around some of you.

That was catty and

unbecoming of you, BJ!

She's beautiful!

Just because she's

tall and strong...

If that tweaks your

manhood because

you're petite, then

just zip your lip!

Wow, meow, what

has gotten into you?

Or on top of you!

Oh my God!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my Gosh!

Alice!

No, no, you leave her alone!

Stay back!

God damn it, BJ, what the...

Oh my God!

Stay back, stay back!

Oh my God!

Get off me!

Oh my God...

No no no no, she's alive,

she's alive, she's breathing.

- No!

- - Dorri, stop!

If she gets up again, she

can catch up with us, we can't

move fast enough with your foot.

I have to put her

out of commission!

Dorri, I don't

care what - No!

She's done, I can't bear it!

Let's go, come on!

I can't leave her.

Minnie, let's go, come on!

Ow!

Ow!

Oh, BJ!

Oh my God.

Oh, oh my God, guys,

what's happening?!

BJ...

Oh God!

Oooh, guys!

Ow, ahhhh!

Help, guys, help!

It burns!

Should we check him?

No, just no.

He smells.

I yelled at him.

Why did I yell at him?

He deserved so much better.

Really?

Did he?

I mean he blew a

friend's husband.

Spit in her face by doing it.

He got what he deserved.

Dorri, how can you say that,

that just doesn't compare.

She's not saying anything.

I don't wanna hear

talk like that,

Dorri, I really don't.

Let's just get out of here.

No, everyone makes mistakes,

and everyone deserves a

chance at forgiveness.

This is why I didn't

want you on this trip.

I wish you stayed at

the animal sanctuary.

What?

You're too good a person.

You live your life

respecting the world,

forgiving those

who don't deserve

forgiveness, I just

...I didn't, I didn't

wanna see the

judgment in your eyes.

Okay, Dorri, Dorri!

Dorri, have you been

taking your lithium?

I needed to be

alert and on my toes.

I mean, I knew about

Princess and Belinda,

and you showed me the

pictures of Cassie and Taylor,

you know, Cassie I

figure wouldn't have,

you know, for obvious reasons.

She was an unfortunate casualty.

But Taylor, Taylor!

That is a different story!

And BJ...

BJ, I didn't suspect him.

You?!

- Dorri, how could you?!

- Viviana, I did!

I suspected Viviana, and all it

took was a phone call to

settle that possibility.

They were all your friends,

what is wrong with you?!

No, I couldn't

die without cutting

out the infection in your

sister's life, Minnie.

All those so-called

"friends" with

their selfishness and vanity,

and it's like a cancer.

It's insidious, and

it spreads through

them and it spills

out and it affects

everyone around them!

This is seriously insane!

Dorri, Dorri I love you

for caring, but this, this...

Trust me, you will feel better.

Maybe not this moment, but

in a few days from now?

I know, I know kids,

kids are cruel.

Girls especially.

When my mother died and I

was alone in the world...

My mother's employers took me in

and I thought maybe my

life will be better.

I'd have money,

respect, I would belong.

Who let the cows in?

Nothing changed.

My mom was dead, and I was still

the chubby daughter of a maid.

The only person

who was truly kind

to me was the son of a

ranch hand, he loved me.

He defended me like a brother.

If they had treated

me just, just

decently, you

know, I wouldn't...

But they were mean.

All those little spoiled girls.

They got what they deserved, and

I most definitely

felt better for it.

You killed everyone

I know, and for what?!

Get off me!

Minnie, no!

I don't wanna hurt

you, but I will.

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