Crazy Bitches Page #6

Synopsis: 7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Jane Clark
Production: FilmMcQueen
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.8
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
100 min
Website
22 Views


Are you saying Taylor?

Taylor!

Of all people, Goddamnit!

Has anyone of my friends

not slept with my husband?

Well you guys were

on a break at the...

I'm, I'm done, I'm

done with you and him!

What does friendship

mean to you guys?

I mean seriously, what?!

Which Cassie are you?

Cause this one I

don't wanna know.

Sh*t.

Let's go find Taylor before

she gets irretrievably lost.

Show yourselves, Goddammit!

Holy sh*t!

Alice, no, please, please, stay

back, don't touch the body!

That's not a body, that's

my sister, she could

still be alive!

Dorri, please, can

you help me here?!

Minnie, no, no, no

no no, Minnie, please.

Well it was her own heel.

Those were her favorites, 2009.

The extra high heel season,

it was a great season.

This reminds me of

a movie, what was it?

With Jennifer Jason Leigh?

Sh*t, bars, we had

bars the whole time,

Satellite blocker, I did a

show where the killer used it.

Here, Taylor, why don't

you check your phone.

We have got to get back to the

house and hope for

better reception,

another night of rain and there

won't be any evidence

left to process.

No, no no no no, I

don't wanna leave her.

There's nothing we can

do for her now, you guys.

We have to get out of here.

I mean maybe, maybe

she tripped and fell?

It could have been soft of

a freak accident, right?

And her heel just

flew off her foot

and jammed itself

in her eyeball.

You guys, what if

it's the Vanity Killer?

They never found him!

No, wait, remember Belinda?

What was her biggest

vanity, her legs,

she was always

lubing them up and

wearing those

ridiculously high heels.

I mean who was she

trying to impress anyway?

The bugs?

The coyotes?

Oh my God, the coyotes!

Don't think about it.

Oh, I have a feeling I'm gonna

be sorry I told that story.

Look, why don't we all

just go back to the house?

I'm gonna take the car and go

back to the guard gate for help.

I'm coming too.

Me too.

Why don't we all just go

back to the guard gate?!

Oh God...

Sh*t, oh this is not good.

Oh sh*t.

What's wrong?

The battery's gone.

Oh my God, this is

it, we're trapped.

He disabled the car

just like last time.

We're all gonna die, just

slaughtered like pigs!

BJ, BJ, what do you

think you're doing?!

She was freaking out,

you were freaking out!

And that's what you do

to people who freak out,

you slap the sh*t out of them!

Alright, alright, stop, stop,

this is not time to panic.

Okay, everybody just

relax for a second.

I'm gonna take a horse and go to

the guard gate for

help, just everybody

stay together and

go in the house.

Well now!

And lock the door.

Take this darkness away.

Cosmic mother, take

this darkness away.

When I sit with eyes

closed, enveloped

in self created shadows,

cause thou to blaze upon...

We've got a problem!

This is just gruesome.

Maybe she's still

alive somewhere.

Why did he take the body?

You guys remember that scene

from Silence of the Lambs where

there's that guy

who has his skull

removed and his brains exposed

and Hannibal is eating

parts of it for dinner.

Oh my God, what

if that's what he's doing?

Remember she was always so full

of herself about

how smart she was?

Oh poor Princess,

it's just horrible.

See, I told you guys

that... don't you dare!

We need to just get out of here.

There's enough horses,

if we share we...

Well actually it appears

there's only one left.

Where did they go?

How should I know, they were

all gone when I got there.

Maybe the killer drove them off.

Yeah, the killer must have.

What are you looking at

me for when you say that?

Not for nothing,

but Dor has a point.

It's kind of convenient that

there's only one horse left.

Plus everyone knows that you and

Belinda were pissed

at each other

and you and Princess

weren't best of friends.

What are you talking about,

Princess was my best friend!

Still, do you have an

alibi for last night?

Do you?!

I...

You followed Belinda

into the woods,

that's the last time we saw her!

Are you saying...

Stop it, both of you!

We are supposed to be friends.

We need to stick together.

I'm gonna stick to the plan.

Cassie, I don't think

it's safe out there.

I have got to go

and get us help now.

I'll be fine, really.

That's what

you said about Belinda.

Did we lock all the windows?

A little forewarning,

please, my heart can't take it.

I'm sorry.

Yes, I believe so.

I made up the couch for you

and Alice lent

you these pajamas.

Don't go out of the house

for anything tonight.

I won't.

We'll all stay in and

we'll stay safe, okay?

Goodnight.

You like this?

I know you do.

You're not as pure

as you like to play.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my God, she's dead, sh*t!

I misread her!

I should have done something.

There's no sign of forced entry.

There was something

unclean in her body.

It's bitter.

Could be Special K,

that has a bitter taste.

I tried it once.

For a show involving

murder and Special K.

I drank some tea last night too.

Come to think of

it, I dropped off

pretty quick even though

my mind was racing.

Cassie!

Go, go, go!

What the hell!

Oh my God, it was just here!

Guys!

It's a weak signal, but there's

no danger in the energy left in

the footprint, she

must have made it.

I love you Minnie,

but this is ridiculous.

How can you possibly know

anything from touching dirt?!

No no no, and it

doesn't make any sense anyway.

Guys, I hate to

repeat it, but Cassie

is looking more and

more suspicious.

No BJ!

Yes Minnie!

Ow, ow, ow!

Oh God, are you... oh, hang

on, it's a piece of glass.

Okay, I'm gonna

pull it out, okay?

One, two, three...

Oh God!

Okay, okay, just stay still.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Okay, come here, I gotcha.

Guys, we are not safe.

We need to get

back in the house,

lock ourselves in until we can

figure out how to

get help, okay?

Okay.

Let's go.

Get back from her!

No no no, I was just looking

for my brother, and

I found her that way!

No, no, get back!

No, I was looking for

Gareth and I found...

Don't come any closer!

Please put that down.

Oh my God.

No sh*t.

There's rope under

the kitchen sink, BJ.

I've got something better.

Alice, Alice, give

me the poker, honey.

You got him, you got him good.

Are you getting any bars?

No.

Okay, I checked

each of the rooms.

All of the windows are

locked for sure this time.

Okay good, we're about 20 miles

from the guard

gate, that's gonna

take us at least a full

day of hiking and...

Oh boy, with Alice's foot...

I'd say we wait until the

crack of dawn and head out.

Alice, don't worry, we will all

take turns supporting you.

Thank you.

Until then, I just say

we all stay put, agreed?

One more thing, if Cassie comes

back, we can't let her in.

You can't do that!

My gosh, no!

You could be risking her life.

We have to, we don't know who

the killer is, and we

can't rule her out.

Why, because Taylor,

she couldn't get

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