Crazy Bitches Page #5

You're not the only one with

secrets you're ashamed of.

And if you tell anyone,

I will kill you.

Okay.

You coming back to the teepee?

In a bit.

Okay, see you in a bit.

I'm going to bed, Cassie.

Really, you gotta stop.

You're barking up

the wrong tree.

Okay, Taylor, open

the door, come on.

Come on, you know you want to.

Go away.

Taylor, why are you

pretending... oh, I get it!

You need an audience, right?

Hey, what the hell?!

How many times does she have

to tell you, no means no.

What do you care, Princess?

I don't, I'm just saying, maybe

you should respect her wishes.

Whatever...

[Princess[ Are you there?

Gareth!

Are you there?

Do I excite you, Princess?

Not my hair... Gareth!

Ahh!

Sh*t!

Minnie?

Oh, God!

You really should not sneak

up on people like that.

Alright, let me see.

Oh sh*t, Minnie, you're hurt.

I'm sorry.

Sorry, that was stupid.

I just wanted to...

Not that I'm a...

You know.

Because I'm not.

It's just...

There's just

something about you.

I feel it.

What are you...

Shh, hold on a second.

Alice!

Hi, how are you?

- Good, oh my Gosh!

- I made it!

How was your trip?

It was good.

Yeah?

It's kind of chilly.

It is chilly.

Maybe we shouldn't do this.

Just promise not to tell anyone.

What?

Did I do something wrong?

No, no.

Minnie, when this

trip is over...

If you'd like to

come and visit me

and maybe go to

dinner in public.

I, I would like that.

F***in' straight girls.

Hi.

Thank you.

You look beautiful.

You've lost more weight though.

Are you taking care of yourself?

Are you a little warm?

Really, stop, stop

fussing, I'm fine.

Okay, okay.

Cheers.

Did you happen to see

Belinda before you left?

Why would I have?

Belinda went back to LA.

You're joking.

Okay, what did Cassie do now?

No, that's beside the point,

I think, I think she was looking

for an excuse to

leave, to be back

in LA while you're gone.

You're wrong.

Dorri, it was one time,

I let it go, so should you.

Alice...

No, I know who Eddie is,

and I know what Eddie is.

And we talked, okay?

And I told him flat

out no more chances.

He actually cried.

He said he would do whatever it

took to make it up to

me, and I believe him.

You know Guy loves you.

He would be loyal to you.

I care about him, I do.

It's just, I told him it's one

of the reasons why I needed

to come here this weekend.

To be away from both of them and

figure out what I need.

You know what, if you were being

a friend right now, that's what

you'd be helping me do.

Okay.

Well then let me

start by telling you

that the person who

taught me to be confident

and independent is

anything but right now.

Listen, I know you need time to

work things out

for yourself, but

we all need help

every now and then.

And I know people,

you know, so...

if you want me to

take Belinda out...

What?

It's not funny.

I'm just saying.

Mmmm.

Hi.

Uh, hi.

Are you... how are you?

I'm still thinking

about last night.

What happened last night?

Oh my God, Minnie, honey,

what happened to your face?

I tripped and fell in the dark,

what happened to yours?!

Oh my God,

oh my God, you made it!

I didn't think you were coming.

Oh my God, what

happened to your face?

Oh, she tripped and fell when

she was out all alone walking

around without a purpose.

Dorri, hi!

Are you okay, you look so tired.

Yeah, you do, you kind

of look a little peaked.

Okay, well how about

we stop commenting on how

I look and let's just

say that I'm fine, okay?

Thanks, great, awesome.

Okay, you know what, there are

what look to be

amazing trails in here.

Who's up for a hike

after breakfast?

Guys, these

are like raspberries or...

Ow, and prickly.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi to you too.

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry, I didn't

mean to freak you out.

I thought this place was empty.

I come here to watch

the animals sometimes.

Rocky!

Rocky, whatcha got there?

Oh Rocky, drop it, drop it now!

Ugh, looks like the coyotes

had dinner last night.

We could hear them.

They really enjoy the kill.

Turns into a symphony almost.

They'll come around here and

eat family pets and stuff.

There's no justification

for killing, Cassie.

They're just trying to

survive like the rest of us.

Oh no, Rocky, come!

Shoot.

Nice to meet you, ladies.

Have a beautiful day.

Rocky, Rocky, stop!

Oooh, who was that,

and where was I?

Forget it, BJ, he

doesn't play on our team.

Never stopped me before.

Princess still isn't back?

I left her a note,

she'll catch up or not.

He thought you were cute.

He was totally giving

you the eyeball.

The eyeball, Minnie!

You alright, Dor?

I'm fine.

Okay.

- Oh!

- Whoa!

I'm sorry, just go

ahead, I have to pee.

Oh, alright, I'll hang

back and wait for you.

Jesus, is there nothing

you won't do to see me naked?

Really?

I don't usually

get off on watching

girls pee, I was just gonna hang

back and keep watch for you.

Go please, I'm not

gonna go until you go.

Jesus!

Go!

Fine!

Thank you.

Dammit, Cassie!

Dammit, Cassie.

So you're a jackass?

I'm a donkey, girl, sh*t.

Oh, see, you don't want your

skin getting darker either.

No, I just don't want to

add skin cancer to the list.

Besides, haven't you ever heard

of growing old

gracefully, Darling.

Well good for you, you can get

old and wrinkly and

it won't matter,

but I am in the public eye.

I am!

I have to keep up appearances.

Taylor should have

caught up to us by now.

I'm sure she's lost.

She is truly

horrible with direction.

You know what, I think we

should backtrack and find her.

Oh for the love of God, Alice.

No, come on, let's go.

Cassie?

BJ?

You guys?!

Let's split up.

Alice, Dorri, you

guys take the fork.

Cassie, Minnie, and

I, we'll go back

down the way we

came, we'll regroup

at the house, and

if we don't find

her, she may have already

made her way back anyway.

What's that?

Alice, I can explain this.

It's okay, I already knew.

I found the videos

on Eddie's computer.

Videos?!

Jesus, how did he even do that?

I don't know, Cassie,

and I really don't care.

Right.

Alice, I am so sorry.

Does he know you know?

Yes, he knows, we talked.

He confessed to all of his...

Everyone, the list

just went on and on.

Honestly, it was just too much.

Oh God, Alice, I'm so sorry,

it just happened that one time,

and it didn't mean anything!

What?

Oh, sh*t, well I thought...

You were looking at

me when you said...

Wait, you mean he

didn't list me?

Oh, cause I'm a guy, sure, yeah,

God forbid, keep me his

dirty little secret!

BJ!

Oh sh*t, Alice, I'm sorry, I am.

And it's not like

we ever, you know,

I mean, well,

technically speaking,

honey, I would not do

that to you, I swear.

This, this is what

makes me so mad, Alice.

I mean really, where's

your self-esteem, honey?

One is enough, but

an endless list?

Alice, I have

felt insanely guilty.

I'm so sorry.

I mean even though I wasn't the

one that slept with him.

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