Crazy Bitches Page #4

I couldn't be bothered.

You know Princess, next time

you are bothered,

could you do it

somewhere else, I'm not getting

locked out of my bedroom

again tonight, okay?

You know, I'm

getting stir crazy,

who wants to get out of

here and go into town?

- That's a good idea.

- That'd be nice.

I'm gonna change.

Sorry, I'm ready now.

Are you sure we should leave?

I'm a little worried.

Oh please, she'll be back when

she gets over

herself, she's fine,

really, I'm sure, come on.

Are you okay, Dor?

I think, I think I

should probably lay down.

Yeah, I'm sorry, please

just go without me.

Are you sure, I can

stay with you if you want.

No, that's so sweet of you, but

I'm just gonna try to sleep.

Bring me back some soup maybe?

Okay.

It was here at Newhall Refinery

where the murdered girls

ate their last meal.

Are you coming, BJ?

Would you pick this up for

me, and I'll pay you back?

Yeah, yeah, it's okay,

P, don't worry about it.

Ooh, beer, how quaint.

Okay, so can I get

you guys some drinks?

I'm guessing the answer is no,

but do you by any remote stretch

of the imagination

have a green tea?

We have regular tea.

I'll just have a glass with ice.

I'll have an IPA, your favorite.

Me too.

I'll have a crisp apple.

Do you have any Kom...

Kombucha?

You have that?

Sure do!

Okay.

Are you guys passing through

from somewhere

else, cause you're

definitely not from these parts.

Yeah, we're staying up at the

Benton estate, up

by Middle Forest.

Oh...

Oh no, we already

know the story.

Really?

So you know that we all suspect

the ranch hand that lives there?

Uh, the older one.

Oh yeah, for sure.

Pamela, there's not one jot of

truth to that and you know it!

I heard...

Wait, wait,

wait, can I film this?

Sure.

Okay, and action.

Okay, so I heard from Johnny,

who heard from his

dad, who is friends

with the detective who is

investigating the murders,

that the ranch hand was

definitely a suspect.

Someone was having inappropriate

behavior with the stepdaughter,

and the rumor is it was him.

Anyways, it's just a rumor.

Not to put too

fine a point on it,

but I wouldn't stay

there if you paid me.

Especially you,

he would love you.

Apparently he had a

thing for red-heads

with small perky b*obs.

Hey, babe.

Looking good, Pammy.

Spreading that rumor around

is just wrong and you know it!

Life without you heapin' a

bunch of murders on top of them.

I got to agree

with her, you know.

Come on, lighten up, you guys.

I'm just having a little fun.

Anyways, these

snotty b*tches could

use a little fear

of God on them.

God...

I'm stuffed.

I need a nap.

Yes, indeed.

Food was pretty good though.

Yeah, for a diner.

Doesn't seem like

Belinda made it back yet.

She's probably in the bunkhouse.

Yeah, sulking.

I'll give that to Dorri.

That waitress was

really freaking me out.

Yeah?

You wanna sleep with me tonight?

I can protect you

from the big bad wolf.

You are the big

bad wolf, Cassie.

You guys, Belinda's

stuff is gone!

There's no answer

on her cell either.

What do you mean

her stuff is gone?

It's gone!

Shoes, everything!

Maybe the vanity killer got her.

And then stole her shoes?

That's not funny!

You drove her away, Cassie!

What?

What are you talking about?

Did you hear what

she said to me?

You were poking

her with a pointy

stick and she lashed out.

Minnie, come on.

Hey.

Oh God...

Why are you always lurking?

Uh, I had to feed the animals.

The Benton trust

says that we take

care of the ranch, so I'm

supposed to be here to do that.

So do that.

Alright.

Also, a cab came

through the gates

headed to the house

for a pick-up,

and I didn't see it drive out,

so I was just

wondering who left.

Oh, hey, cool, cool.

My sister wanted me to bring by

some umbrellas, I know that you

ladies wouldn't want your

hair to get all wet and all.

They're in the car.

Christ, ugh.

What, do ya live in a barn?

What just happened?

What did I just see?

This just happened.

Let me help you with those.

Do you think you're

too good for me, b*tch?

Huh?

Hey!

Hey.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm just, I'm getting umbrellas.

Oh, what a mendacity!

M-E-N-D-A-C-I-T-Y,

it means a falsehood.

Just because you use

big words like menadicy,

does not make you

smarter than me.

No, trouncing you in

our college debates did.

Who gives flying flip

about some stupid debate?

Well it was your one chance to

show you had a brain and you're

not just arm candy,

which is all you are!

God, you can't even do that!

You and your stupid

virgin p*ssy!

I'd rather be a

virgin than a skank!

Virgin, sweet.

Gareth, in, now!

What, hey, whoa!

You did not just do that.

Oh ho, damn, this

is getting good.

You have had this coming

since freshman year!

I wanna watch it.

Oh my... that's a Varro.

You are gonna pay for that!

Oh no, my hair, not my hair!

You and your stupid hair!

It doesn't cover up

your stupid ugly brain,

and your mean b*tch attitude!

One of these days,

someone is gonna

knock you down a notch!

I'm just a mess.

Princess, it's

just a little mud.

It's not, it's not

just a little mud.

I lost my job.

Oh sh*t.

It was eight months ago.

Stupid economy.

So now you b*tches

can gloat because

even my brain is

worthless at this point.

Oh my gosh, Princess,

why didn't you tell us?

Maybe we can help.

Seriously, you should have said

something, we

wouldn't have judged.

Well not much.

I mean come on,

if you can't count

on your friends, who

can you count on?

She's right, I

bet if we all pool

our resources when we get back

home we can find you a new job.

Until then, I say we drink.

Okay.

I'm going to beat

Belinda senseless.

No message, no phone

call, it's rude.

Come on, Dorri,

come play with us.

Yeah, come on, Dorr.

I think it's stupid too,

but it's just for fun.

I prefer to read.

Suit yourself, go Minnie.

Dear spirit board,

please connect

us to the spirits of the house.

If you are here, give us a sign.

Oh my God, the door just opened

when the thing-a-ma-jiggy moved.

There's a spirit here.

I felt her pass.

The door opened because

Princess went outside.

Your spirit was the breeze.

And you moved the

thing-a-ma-jiggy, BJ.

I did not.

Yes you did.

Why would I?

This is stupid.

Forget the unbelievers,

go for it, Minnie.

Spirits of the

house, we have come as friends.

Let us help free your

souls with the truth.

Tell us, without

fear, do you know

who your murderer is?

Taylor went outside.

You know, I could give you

the money to tide you over.

That's very kind, but you know,

I just don't want to

owe anybody anything.

Thanks though.

I lost my virginity

when I was 14.

It was, um...

A date rape sort of thing.

Kind of felt like

it was my fault

cause I'm so pretty

and sexy and all that.

So it...

It just seems easier

not to start with a guy

cause once you start,

they don't want to stop.

You know, just to say that...

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