Crazy Bitches Page #3

Somewhere.

Waiting.

God!

Minnie!

Belinda?

Hi!

Hi!

Thank you, sir, you're too kind.

Hello!

I didn't...

You're so, I was just... sorry.

I am so glad I made it.

What a long journey.

Well I'm glad

you came on despite

Alice's situation with Eddie.

That is old history, Dorri,

we are closer than ever.

Might feel like you have

to wait and come with her.

Oh, no, actually

she insisted that

I go to my audition,

I had an audition

in the foggy city

of San Francisco.

And they simply adored me, so I

have really high

hopes for this one.

Well, it looks like everyone's

retiring, so if

you wouldn't mind

dreadfully, would

you... I'm gonna...

No, no, I think it's

probably about that time,

but you're in the

bunkhouse with Taylor,

so you might want

to put on some flats

if you're gonna walk

out there in the dark.

Oh, I can manage.

Honestly, Belinda,

we're in the forest.

I mean you're gonna

kill yourself in those.

Wait here, let me see if I

can get you a pair of shoes.

Okay.

Cuckoo!

Oh hey, honey bunny!

Oh girl, you smell like a dirty

old goat, where have you been?

Petting the dirty old goats!

Well you stink, please tell me

you're gonna shower

and clean up.

Well maybe I'll use this.

No, Minnie, please

give that back, that's...

Minnie, Minnie,

- What is this?

That's mine!

Oh my goodness,

this stuff is poison.

Well I'm not eating it.

Well this is inventive.

Please, it's

ridiculous, she made me.

Hey BJ, what

size shoe do you wear?

Belinda needs sneakers.

Well she's not getting mine,

I only brought one pair.

You have heard

of pores, haven't you?

Being absorbent,

hence the term porous?

What are you talking about?

He's using skin lightener.

I'm just saying, it

can't be good for you.

It's a little racist lightening

your skin anyway, isn't it, BJ?

I like to be lighter.

I don't see what

the big deal is,

it's not like you or

you would understand.

Hello, have you

looked at me recently?

And I grew up in a tiny

town and went to an all

white school, BJ, you

don't think I was bullied?

No, no, no, you

don't know bullying.

Honey, you try growing

up in Phoenix, Arizona.

Black or Latino, but I was

Indian, after 9/11, and gay.

Now you may have

broken a nail or two,

but honey I had to fight every

day just to get

through high school.

Okay, hold up, try being black

at any time in any place, plain,

with glasses and

a weight problem.

You don't have a weight problem.

You guys, we all know what

it's like to be bullied.

Oh please, look at you!

Not for nothing,

but I gotta agree

with Dorri on this one.

Oh yeah, it's lots of fun.

It's good to see everyone.

When are you coming back to me?

Wednesday.

Miss me?

Oh you know I do, I'm looking

forward to continue

our discussion.

I bet you are!

Taylor, are you still there?

I've lost the visual.

Taylor?

Taylor?

You done?

Just one last thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Shhhh...

Cassie, no.

Shhh.

Cassie, no...

Yeah, get it, baby.

Somebody's been a

very dirty little guard.

Oh yeah?

You feel that?

That's for you.

Taylor, we both know you're

not such a good girl.

No Cassie, you have to go.

"You have to go,"

you don't want me to go.

No, time to go, time to

go, time to go, time to go!

Hey, Taylor!

No!

F***ing straight girls.

Hey, not my hair!

I like it, it's sexy.

Look, it's gonna be all over

your body in about ten seconds.

It better be.

Oh, you're a dirty

girl, aren't you?

For the love of God!

Hey, Cassie.

Hey.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

Goodnight.

You better hurry,

it's starting to rain.

What's this all about?

Don't ask.

Pajamas?

Nah.

What the heck

are you making, Minnie?

Quinoa with grilled tomato

and scrambled tofu, mmmm.

Okay, honey, I'm all for health,

but can we please

just have real eggs?

I mean where's the harm

in an unfertilized egg?

We're not killing anything.

Have you seen the way

those chickens are treated?

Shut up in tiny cages,

sitting in their own feces,

never able to

spread their wings,

their beaks clipped

off when they're

babies without anesthetic.

Okay, stop stop!

You're gonna ruin

eggs for me forever.

BJ, seriously, first

thing in the morning?

It's cinema verite, darling.

I don't care what you

call it, just stop it.

Stop it, stop it!

BJ, turn it off!

BJ, quit it, quit it!

Stop, stop it,

you're like a child.

Okay okay, is

Princess still sleeping?

Probably considering she had

her workout last

night, regretably

I got an eyeful of

it this morning.

Was it the little guard?

He can do so much better.

Oh he could, could he?

Well that stick

is so far up your

ass, you'll never have

the fun of knowing.

Just cause that's how you

like your sticks, Princess.

Girls, BJ, really,

this is getting quite vulgar.

You know Belinda, this whole

lady-like thing is

getting a little old.

What is that supposed to mean?

You really wanna get into this?

Eddie!

You gave up Eddie

for you career on Broadway.

Here a failure and try

to steal your sister's

husband to feel

better about yourself.

They were on a break, and no one

thought that they would get

back together, including you.

And I did make it to Broadway.

If by "Broadway" you mean

community theater in Jersey.

Come on, Belinda, how deep does

your delusion of

stardom actually go?

I never said I was a star, but

one can't ignore the

popularity of my biotherm ad.

Bio... Belinda,

that was 20 years ago.

It was a photo of your ass and

your leg and no one

even knew it was you.

I'm sorry, it's

time to face that

you lost and just go get a real

actor's job waiting

tables or something.

You're just a man-hating

deviant, you know that?

And I feel sorry for you because

something really awful must have

happened to you when you were a

little girl to

make you like that.

You disgust me!

Get back here!

You don't get to just say sh*t

like that and then

run out of here!

Cassie, let her go!

She doesn't mean any

harm, tell her, BJ.

No, sister, I'm with

Cassie on this one.

That was just plain wrong!

Give it back, Minnie!

Cassie, just leave me alone!

It's not funny.

Who are you?!

What do you want?

Ahhh!

Please!

Ha, Gin Rummy!

I quit, I'm tired of losing.

Hey you guys, check this out.

It's a spirit board.

Let's try to talk to

those poor murdered girls.

I can still feel their spirits

in the house crying

to speak out.

I don't wanna

talk to dead people,

I could be doing that

soon enough anyway.

That's not funny.

Did you find her?

I don't know how she moves that

fast in those ridiculous heels.

Morning.

Hey, just want to

let you all know

it's gonna storm,

gonna storm, hey.

I mean yeah, duh,

obviously it's gonna

storm, but it can

get crazy, you know,

when the wind picks

up, and I wouldn't

want anything to

happen to you girls.

So thanks for the

information, Gareth.

We'll let you know

if we need anything.

Alright.

Pretty pearls.

Hands off!

Oh please.

If I wanted him, it'd be like

taking candy from a baby.

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