Crazy Famous Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 78 min
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IF HIS INSECURITY ISSUES.
[DEEP BREATHES]
YOU THINK I'M LIKE
WELL, I'M NOT,
YOU HIGH-AND-MIGHTY A**HOLE.
BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE WEARING
THE ANTI-SUICIDE SMOCK, NOT ME.
LISTEN, KID.
YOU'RE AVERAGE.
YOU'RE LIKE VANILLA
OF BECOMING FAMOUS
IS RUNNING THROUGH
A FIELD DURING THE SUPER BOWL,
AND PUTTING GASOLINE
ALL OVER YOURSELF
ON FIRE.
IN THE NEWS,
WORLD RENOWNED UROLOGIS AHMED ABIN HABIDI
RECENTLY RELOCATED
FROM THE MIDDLE EAS TO A RESEARCH FACILITY
TO WORK ON:
A UROLOGICAL INNOVATION
- HE'LL BE IN THIS FACILITY FOR THE NEXT...
WHO'S HE?
IN THE INSTITUTION.
EURO-FLASH THING.
OR ETHAN HUNT.
JUST MUMBLES ABOUT CONSPIRACIES
AND BIN LADEN:
AND SOME COCKAMAMIE BULLSHIT.
BIN LADEN?
EXACTLY.
BIN LADEN.
BIN LADEN?
HEY, NUMB NUTS,
BIN LADEN BOUGHT IT YEARS AGO.
NOT REALLY, OLD CHAP.
I BELIEVE HE'S HAVING A RECURREN SCHIZOPHRENIC DELUSIONAL THING
I SAID, "WHO ARE THEY?"
- THE CIA.
- CIA? YOU?
OH, YOU'RE REALLY OFF
THE RESERVATION.
NO WONDER YOU'RE INVOLUNTARY.
I'M ONLY INVOLUNTARY
WHO THE F***
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
GET OFF ME.
- LET'S GO.
- GET YOUR F***ING HANDS OFF ME!
LET'S GO!
GET OFF ME!
COME ON, F***ER. COME ON!
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
HE'S VERY EXCITABLE.
[MUTTERING]
[BOB]
MISTER?
UH... MISTER?
SMITH.
UH, SMITH.
OUT OF HERE,
HAVING TEA:
ON THE TELLY:
WITH BARBARA WALTERS.
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
OF DELUSIONS.
YOU ARE AWARE:
THAT HYPNOTIC DRUGS
HAVE PROVEN:
RATHER INEFFECTUAL
IN CONVENTIONAL INTERROGATION.
FOR THE EXTRACTION
[CHUCKLES]
IN DUE TIME, MR. SMITH.
IN DUE TIME.
READY TO TALK:
ABOUT JACKPOT NOW?
NO?
STILL TIME:
[CHUCKLING]
LAST CHANCE.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[SMITH GROANING]
[PANTING]
HOW'S THAT FEEL, MR. SMITH?
SHOCKING.
POSITIVELY SHOCKING.
SHALL I CONTINUE?
OLD BOY.
MY SINUSES HAVE ALMOST CLEARED.
[CHUCKLING]
[GROANING]
HAD ENOUGH?
[STAMMERING]
TELL YOUR SUPERVISOR
I'M DONE.
[SIGHS]
IT'S NO IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION.
UNTIE HIM.
NOT GOOD, I'M AFRAID.
GOD DAMN IT.
I KNEW THAT SHRINK PSYCHOANALYTICAL
MUMBO JUMBO WOULDN'T WORK.
SMITH'S THE BEST, SIR.
OH, SECOND BEST.
OF COURSE, SIR.
MY APOLOGIES.
ONCE SMITH TALKS
SMITH'S DONE.
HE'S DONE.
[MUTTERING]
UH... MR. SMITH?
DO YOU REMEMBER:
JACKPOT.
EXCUSE ME?
INTELLIGENCE CIRCLES
COMMONLY REFER:
OH, OKAY.
UH, JACKPOT.
DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHERE HE...
PREPARATION:
BUT...
[CHUCKLES]
COME ON.
JACKPOT'S DEAD.
SAY IT'S SO
TO THE DOCTOR.
DOCTOR? WHAT DOCTOR?
WOULD YOU MOVE?
YEAH, SURE.
CONGRATULATIONS, OLD BOY.
YOU KNOW MORE:
HIS HEALTH A PRIORITY.
SMITH.
MEDICATION TIME.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
[HANNAH]
HEY.
YOU SCARED ME.
WHATCHA DOING?
I DON'T BELONG HERE.
FINALLY GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO
DO SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTAN AND BE SOMEBODY.
TO BE SOMEBODY?
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
IF I WERE FAMOUS,
LIKE REALLY FAMOUS...
I'D HAVE VALUE.
PEOPLE WOULD:
FINALLY NOTICE ME.
[HANNAH]
IF BEING FAMOUS WERE SO GREAT,
THEN HOW COME:
ALMOST EVERY CELEBRITY
HAS TRIED SUICIDE?
WHY WOULD A CELEBRITY
TRUST ME. ALMOST EVERYBODY
IN HOLLYWOOD:
BEING ANALLY RAPED
BY SANTA CLAUS.
NO, BEING IGNORED.
OUT THERE, I CAN ACTUALLY
BECOME SOMETHING.
BEING IN HERE.
- THERE'S NO BENEFIT.
NUMBER ONE:
YOU GE THREE SQUARE MEALS A DAY.NUMBER TWO:
PLUS, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
YOU GET THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
OF MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS
WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE
HEY, YOU WANNA ESCAPE WITH ME?
JUST SINK IN?
OH, I'M SORRY.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
WHAT?
YOU GOT A LITTLE...
[WHISPERING] I'D LIKE
WHAT?
I NEED A GUY:
I'VE ALREADY RECRUITED
DR. PHIL.
THERE'S AN ESCAPE
PLANNING SESSION
OKAY?
YOU ACTUALLY TOOK
SMITH SERIOUSLY?
YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE, MARCUS.
NEWS FLASH:
SMITH ISN' A SECRET AGENT,ABOUT BIN LADEN.
OF "TIME" MAGAZINE
BELIEVING I'M A BALLET DANCER.
ALL RIGHT, FINE. IF YOU DON' WANT FAME AND FREEDOM,
THEN THAT'S YOUR LOSS. I GUESS THERE'S
SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO BEING...
THAT ICE CREAM'S
FOR EVERYBODY.
SELFISH.
[MUTTERING]
MY F***ING ICE CREAM.
THIS IS WHA WE'VE COME UP WITH.
OKAY? ALL RIGHT?
- IT'S GONNA WORK...
- HEY, AM I LATE?
I THOUGH YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED.
I'M NOT.
BUT THE FACT THAT I GE A CHANCE TO SEE YOU WACKAZOIDS
CREATE A CLUSTERFUCK,
I WOULDN'T MISS THAT.
OKAY.
- LET'S GET STARTED.
- OKAY.
SMITH?
YES.
GENTLEMEN...
AFTER LIGHTS OUT,
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