Crazy Famous Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 78 min
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- "BLOODY ARSE"?
I'M CURIOUS.
ALL THE WAY THROUGH, FELIX.
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
[LARRY]
SCREW THIS!
SCREW THIS.
YOU'RE GOING?
AROUND HERE?
NOW IT'S EVERY MAN
FOR HIMSELF?
I CANNOT HANDLE:
ANOTHER FAILURE.
FAILURE?
ABOUT FAILURE?
I WAS NORMAL.
I USED TO BE:
KIDS,
I GET LAID OFF.
SO, LARRY, LOSING A JOB
NO! IT'S YOUR WIFE
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THE
LIFE THAT SHE'S USED TO ANYMORE.
IT IS HER FALSELY ACCUSING YOU
OVER YOUR FOOT ON THE WAY OUT.
IN HANDCUFFS.
AND YOUR KIDS:
ARE FRANTIC, CRYING,
"DADDY. DADDY, DADDY!"
- I DIDN'T...
THERE COMES A POIN IN EVERYONE'S LIFE
A HARD LOOK:
AROUND YOU...
AND TAKE MATTERS
INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.
W... WHOA, LARE, LARE.
AFTER ALL, IF YOU
NO! NO, LARE!
NO, LARRY.
PASS ME THE GUN.
GIVE IT TO ME!
GIVE IT TO ME!
NO!
[SOBBING]
IT'S OKAY.
GENTLEMEN, A CAR WILL BE TRAVELING
DOWN THAT ROAD FOR A HOUSE CALL.
OUR OBJECTIVE:
APPREHEND THE DOCTOR
AND THE NURSE,
TERMINATE? YOU MEAN...
LET'S BUILD
A LITTLE ROADBLOCK.
OH, THIS IS SHARP.
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[SMITH]
PLACES.
[MUFFLED GUNFIRE]
[SMITH GROANS]
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
[BOB]
WHAT'S WRONG?
TO STOP HIM, TOO?
PUT THIS ON.
WHAT FOR?
ME?
DON'T YOU?
AND SKIN TONE.
WHAT, OH...
EXCUSE ME, TERRORIST.
I HAVE YOU COVERED.
PUT THIS ON.
"HUMAN HAIR."
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOUR COMPLEXION.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ON YOUR PERSON.
- YOU WANT ME TO PUT THAT THING IN...
- UH-HUH.
[SIGHS]
IT'S REALLY BIG.
[GROANS]
[QUICK BREATHING]
[GROANING]
KEEP IN MIND, FELIX,
I'LL TAKE
AN EXTERIOR POSITION.
AND STOP THE DOCTOR
SHOULD YOU NEED TO.
STOP? STOP HOW?
[SMITH]
WHATEVER YOU DO,
KEEP IT QUIET.
[ENGINE STARTS]
[SNORING]
[RAPID BREATHING]
[GROWLS]
[GROANING]
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[STAMMERING]
I... I FELL ASLEEP.
[CHUCKLES]
- MOVE.
- WHAT'S THIS FOR?
UH, OKAY.
- [MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
- [BODY THUDS]
[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
[MACHINEGUN GUNFIRE]
[BOB]
SMITH!
GO!
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
PAYBACK'S A B*TCH,
ISN'T IT?
- [MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
- [BODY THUDS]
NICE SHOT, FELIX.
[LARRY PANTING]
WE GOT HIM.
WE GOT HIM.
WE GOT HIM?
I'M FAMOUS.
I'M FINALLY FAMOUS.
YOU'RE FAMOUS.
WE'RE ALL FAMOUS.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
YES!
OKAY.
SO...
WE KILLED HIM.
IT'S OVER.
I KNOW, DIPSHIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT DO WE DO?
HOW DO WE GET HIM OUT OF HERE?
D... DO WE CALL THE NEWSPAPER?
THE FBI?
FOR THE FBI?
LET'S GO.
SH*T.
WAIT, WHERE...
WAIT, WHERE YOU GOING? WE CAN' JUST LEAVE HIM UP THERE.
HAVE YOU EVEN THOUGH OF AN EXIT STRATEGY?
UH...
YOU DON'T HAVE
AN EXIT STRATEGY?
AH.
SMITH,
I KNOW, P*SSY.
UNFORTUNATELY,
WE JUST KILLED THE MOS WANTED MAN ON THE EARTH.
AND NOW WE CAN'T SHARE I WITH ANYBODY
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
ANY BATTERY POWER?
UH, I... I GUESS
IN SOME SHEETS:
AND GET A TAXI.
YOU'RE AN A**HOLE.
WITH THAT F***ER
AND HAIL A TAXI?
YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO BE FAMOUS!
- LARRY!
[LARRY]
WHAT?
WHO ARE YOU?
WELL DONE, SMITH.
WELL, THE HUNTERS
BURN THESE WORDS
THROUGH YOUR BRAIN.
SHUT THE F*** U...
[MUFFLED GRUNT]
[MUFFLED GROWL]
SORRY, BOB.
[MUFFLED GROANING]
YOU'RE BACK.
WELL, WE... WE GOT OUT.
I KNOW. WHA... WHAT HAPPENED?
[SIGHS]
NOTHING.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T THINK I
WANT TO BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME ANYMORE.
WELL, THAT'S PROGRESS.
HE ONCE SAID,
HAVE TO TAKE A GOOD, HARD LOOK
AND EVERYONE'S ALWAYS
THAT BEFORE.
I AM.
I JUST THINK:
[ATTENDANT]
MARCUS.
GROUP THERAPY.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHS]
PATIENT IS CONTEMPLATING
EATING HIS FEELINGS.
WHAT'S UP, BRO?
HEY.
[WHISPERING]
WELL, BOYS,
HEY, I KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE AGENT MUSTANG,
THE PRESIDENT'S
RIGHT-HAND MAN.
GUYS, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
THIS IS THE... THIS IS THE MAN
WHO SINGLEHANDEDLY
TOOK DOWN OSAMA...
[SIGHS]
SH*T.
JUST WENT OFF.
WELL, I BELIEVE MR. MARCUS'
RECENT EPIPHANY:
IS DEEPLY ROOTED IN OVERCOMING
HIS FAMILY PSYCHOLOGICAL...
DR. PHIL, I PRESUME.
WHY... WHY, YES,
MY REPUTATION:
IF I MAY...
PLEASE ALLOW ME:
TO OFFER YOU:
A SMALL TOKEN:
OF MY GRATITUDE.
FOR YOUR ADVANCED INTELLEC AND UNIQUE INSIGHT.
WHY, I'D BE HONORED.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...
[CHUCKLING]
OH, COME ON.
I KNEW THA WHEN SMITH GOT OUT,
RIGHT TO JACKPOT.
IT WAS AS EASY:
YOU WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS SH*T.
BIN LADEN DOWN,
THE LEGACY OF OUR PRESIDEN REMAINED INTACT.
WELL...
UNBELIEVABLY FAMOUS.
AND NOTHING'S EVER GOING
TO CHANGE THAT.
OH, TRUE.
DOES IT?
YOU SEE, WHAT YOUR DERANGED FRIEND
IS THAT I'M THE GUY IN CHARGE.
IT MEANS YOU'RE
A F***ING PRICK.
NO.
BETTER GE REAL COMFORTABLE
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