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- Year:
- 2008
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-Yes!
(groaning)
Ahhhh! Gertrude!
Gertrude! Oh, oh, Gertrude!
(moaning softly)
- l consulted some colleagues.
We concluded that you,
Jean-Jacques,
are an extremely rare case.
The last-known case like yours
was reported in Missouri
in 1985.
Brace yourself, it won't be easy.
We know, now,
that you're not homosexual.
But...
you're not heterosexual either.
You don't like men,
you don't like women.
You like... yourself.
You love yourself above anything,
which doesn't leave room
for anyone else.
Jean-Jacques,
you are...
autosexual.
- Lucky l'm right-handed.
- Will you-
- No.
Don't worry,
l won't stay like this.
- Really?
- Hope to die...
(mock horking)
(laughing)
(music ring tone)
-Autosexual.
l'm...
autosexual.
l can't believe it.
Me, Jean-Jacques Cayouette...
autosexual.
(chuckling)
- Uh, l...
l had a little accident.
But it's temporary...
... apparently.
What can l say about myself?
Well, l'm--
(bell ringing)
Goodbye.
lt's temporary.
stunting for...
uh, Brad Pitt.
-As you can see,
l'm working on myself.
l'm, uh...
a new man.
The real Jean-Jacques.
But...
... even so...
... l don't feel happier.
The emptiness... is still there.
- Grard!
Hey, come here, Grard!
Grard?
Grard!
- Yeah!
(indistinct)
- Whoo-hoo!
(giggling)
- Marie-Andre?
(groaning)
(gasping)
(water breaking)
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