Damsels in Distress Page #3
Unkind, self-righteous
and pedantic.
ln short, a model journalist.
You should know something
about these girls.
They run the suicide center where
their preferred therapy for depressed...
...tap dancing.
- l kid you not.
- Tap is a highly effective therapy...
...as well as a dazzlingly
expressive dance form...
...that has been sadly neglected
for too many years.
lt's moronic and barbaric.
You expect tap dancing
to solve people's problems?
No, we don't.
...which have proven themselves
to be effective therapies...
...for the suicidal
and the hopelessly depressed.
That really got me down.
- l thought you handled it well.
- You did? Thanks.
No, it's all this aggression
and hostility that gets me down.
Not just his but also my own.
lt leaves you feeling unclean.
Have you thought of taking a shower?
Maybe you'd feel better.
You're probably right.
No, there's something else.
being conceited and arrogant.
- l'm sorry.
- No, l think you're right.
l'm really ashamed.
- You're joking.
- No, it's terrible how l've acted.
We're all Christians.
Or l should say Judeo-Christians.
Humility should be our watchword.
The essence of being a good person.
Humility comes from within.
lf it's not there in the first place,
where do you go to get it?
l stopped looking a long time ago.
Very good, Freak.
- Yes. Certainly.
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- Violet.
ls it such a good idea
to call him Freak?
What?
He's already depressed
and you're calling him Freak.
That's his name. Freak. Freak Astaire.
That's how he wants to be called.
What are you talking about?
Lily was just saying
she likes your dancing.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Are you okay?
What do you mean?
and was wondering...
- ...if there was anything we could do.
- What could you do?
Oh, l know.
You think l'm gonna kill myself
and make you look bad.
No, l'm worried that you'll kill yourself
and make yourself look bad.
Do you have any idea
how demoralizing it is...
...to be constantly questioned
about whether you're suicidal or not?
No.
After a while, you wonder,
why is everyone asking me this?
They want me to be suicidal?
Or is it just the consequence
of your utter absurdity?
Excuse me.
What scent are you wearing?
- What are you talking about?
- The perfume you're wearing.
l'm not wearing any perfume!
You see, that could be the problem.
- l've become friends with a group.
- Really?
- Although they're perfume-obsessed.
- Oh, them? Those girls?
The ones who volunteer
at the center?
- Yeah.
- But they're terrible.
The blond one? She's notorious.
- What do you mean?
- Such a b*tch. Terrible, isn't she?
- What?
Balsamic vinegar. For the dressing.
Yeah, sure.
- What's that?
- What?
- Those.
- Artichokes?
ls that what they look like?
Come on, Lily.
You've seen an artichoke before.
- You haven't?
- They look so weird.
l'm not convinced that having
a suicide-prevention center...
...prevents any suicides.
Well, the coffee's good.
lf someone were determined
to destroy themselves...
- ...l don't think they'd stop for coffee.
- lt depends on what it tastes like.
- Where are we going?
- l thought l'd take Priss over to DU.
Why?
lt might be helpful
for her to meet some of the guys.
How would that be helpful?
They're morons.
- Oh, come on, Lily.
- No, they're morons.
No. Not medically. l like them.
They're in that sympathetic range
of being not good-looking...
...and yet not smart.
There's something likable about that.
Spending time with them, you get the
sense that you're making a difference.
For somebody suicidal, like Priss,
that could be a real boost.
- l'm not suicidal.
- Oh, that's good.
lt's better not to have an identity
as a suicidal person, don't you think?
- Well, bye.
- Well....
- Where are you going?
- Over to Xavier's.
- ls that a good idea?
- Why wouldn't it be?
- ls his girlfriend gonna be there?
- Of course.
- Gosh, you're nosy.
- No, no, it's just a general foreboding.
"Foreboding"?
You know, you're absolutely right.
l was being nosy.
Terribly so.
- Yes, we must improve ourselves.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Bye.
Lily.
- You were coming over?
- Hey. Yeah. ls Alice home?
Alice is working.
- Oh, she is?
- But it's not a problem.
lt's good you came.
Let's go to the Oak Bar.
l'll buy you a beer.
- l thought Alice would be back.
- l'll call her. She'll join us there.
Come on.
Okay.
She's actually quite a good person.
Her entire identity
revolves around helping people.
What's she have against
The Complainer? That's bizarre.
Well, she thinks the editor, Rick
DeWolfe, is completely egotistical.
And your friend isn't?
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi, Lily.
- Hi.
- Great. You got the message.
- Yeah.
- Who's egotistical?
- Lily's roommate.
She sounds unbearable. She's on
a rampage against The Complainer.
Really? Why?
She thinks the editor,
Rick DeWolfe, is conceited.
- And, in fact, quite mean.
- Mean?
Yes. He wants to close
the Seven Oaks Roman Letter Clubs.
That's good, isn't it?
Everyone was against them.
- No.
- Come on.
There's no justification
for those places.
They're exclusive and elitist.
is that they can't be elitist.
- They're morons.
- Yeah, elitist morons.
You'll grant they're morons.
That's a handicap.
not hounded and persecuted.
- Persecuted?
- Yes, losing the roof over your head?
That's the worst thing
that can happen.
some risk of suicide.
Because some boy might kill himself,
Seven Oaks can't do what's right?
lt's a factor to be considered.
- Yeah.
- No, it isn't.
You can't set policy that way.
- Excuse me, we didn't order these.
- Compliments of the guy at the bar.
That's a playboy or operator move.
Operators like that are to be avoided.
Why? lt seems generous, sending
drinks to people you don't know.
- Drinks are expensive.
- Drinks to two gorgeous girls.
His intention was to seduce
and he assumed he could.
- Both?
- That seems a bit harsh.
You don't know what he was thinking.
Was he alone?
Yes.
You see?
He was alone and probably lonely.
He could see that Alice and Lily
were students.
Students are known
for their intelligent conversation.
They can always talk
about their courses.
That was probably
what attracted him.
Nonsense.
Perhaps his view was even loftier.
To court Lily
with a view to matrimony.
We're in the north,
but a southern gentleman...
...can wander into these parts.
Rubbish.
Seeing Lily across a crowded bar filled
with the usual undergraduate slobs.
Why wouldn't a thoughtful
young man seek her out?
She's lovely.
lsn't it incumbent on men and women
to find ways to meet each other?
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